NZGames 2011 Secret Santa

cEvin · 29th October 2011, 11:07

Children gather round, the 2011 NZG Secret Santa is upon us~

Rules if you want in:

1. You must be living in NZ or AU and not be a total lurker.

2. E-mail the following to hadleybATgmailDOTcom before Nov 18th with the subject "NZGSS"
*Your exact nzgames alias
*E-mail address
*A postal address including a delivery name. make sure a package can be delivered to this address (i.e. not POBOX).

3. On the weekend Nov 19-20th you will be randomly assigned an NZG member then e-mailed your secret santa alias + address.

4. Buy or make a gift for your secret santa. There is NO maximum gift cost, just remember you're going to have to pay shipping costs. If you're really cheap then make it something that fits in an envelope.

5. Wrap & post your gift before the 9th of Dec so it can arrive in time. Make it clearly labelled NZGAMES SECRET SANTA so people don't randomly open it early in confusion. Address it to your member's name, not alias - there were some problems last year with this especially at work places.

6. When you get your gift post a pic of it in this thread so predictions can begin.

7. We open and post pics of the gifts on Christmas eve (24th Dec) onwards and hilarty ensues.

8. If you opt in then fail to particpate you will be named and shamed in typical NZG style (banned).

9. All address/contact info will be destroyed. This will also never be shared with anyone outside of your secret santa.

cEvin · 29th October 2011, 12:05

sticky plz!

chiquelet · 29th October 2011, 12:49

Emailed

DrTiTus · 29th October 2011, 14:31

Gmailed

wazza · 29th October 2011, 16:41

Hilarious, love it ;>

Pepsi · 29th October 2011, 16:43

emailed

wazza · 29th October 2011, 16:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrTiTus

Gmailed

LordP · 29th October 2011, 16:51

I guess the beard does make that image work... damnit

Anyway, keen as, emailed

cEvin · 29th October 2011, 16:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by cEvin

2. E-mail the following to hadleybATgmailDOTcom before Nov 18th with the subject "NZGSS"
*Your exact nzgames alias
*E-mail address
*A postal address including a delivery name. make sure a package can be delivered to this address (i.e. not POBOX).

already several people emailing with wrong subject or no postal address - your email won't get forwarded to the right place or you won't be able to get something posted to you if you do this :F

CCS · 29th October 2011, 17:08

Dummies should be banned.

MadMax · 29th October 2011, 18:47

fwiw courier post can send parcels to a p o box

IceFox · 29th October 2011, 18:53

Done! D;

crocos · 29th October 2011, 19:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by MadMax

fwiw courier post can send parcels to a p o box

Seriously, stop being a dick. That they CAN is irrelevant.

cEvin · 30th October 2011, 12:36

16 emails so far

last year we got 32 total

xor · 30th October 2011, 16:13

I'm in, bitches.

crocos · 30th October 2011, 19:29

Furry Crew · 30th October 2011, 22:26

count = count+1

^BITES^ · 30th October 2011, 23:37

Email away ... figure I'm well overdue to join in :B

Golden Teapot · 31st October 2011, 09:19

Me too.

Pimp-X · 31st October 2011, 09:52

$|++;

cEvin · 31st October 2011, 09:58

chiQ · 31st October 2011, 14:50

You're a sucker for punishment, cEvin.

You should partake and assign us to one another. Manners St Postshop sucks bottoms, and we'd get to avoid it.

Waldo · 31st October 2011, 15:41

Im in this year, Ive even shaved my balls for the pics.

Macca@Work · 31st October 2011, 16:17

crocos · 31st October 2011, 17:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waldo

Im in this year, Ive even shaved my balls for the pics.

Bah. Wimp. Waxing is where it's at. I've retained the hairy strips ready to send to my Secret Santa Victim.

cEvin · 31st October 2011, 18:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by chiQ

You're a sucker for punishment, cEvin.

You should partake and assign us to one another. Manners St Postshop sucks bottoms, and we'd get to avoid it.

Hah
I may provide every santa with my address and the (totally optional) option to send me something too

we're up to 25 participants now btw

crocos · 31st October 2011, 18:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by cEvin

Hah
I may provide every santa with my address and the (totally optional) option to send me something too

I'll get you the MOST METAL GIFT OF ALL!

p01s0n · 31st October 2011, 18:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by cEvin

we're up to 25 participants now btw

crocos · 31st October 2011, 18:27

I want to get p01s0n so that I can send him a Fisher Price My First Cellphone, add an apple sticker to it, add a "4S" sticker.

He'll never notice the difference between that and a real 4S.

CCS · 31st October 2011, 18:29

cEvin, I know it's supposed to be random and shit, but please don't hook me up with any of the forum retards. Thanks.

cEvin · 31st October 2011, 18:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by CCS

cEvin, I know it's supposed to be random and shit, but please don't hook me up with any of the forum retards. Thanks.

that reminds me, I'll need to go through last year's matchings and avoid those too

CCS · 31st October 2011, 18:58

Hot tip: match the retards up with each other.

Hot tip #2: last year I ordered a deal extreme penis pump for my mark and it never showed up. Fucking gutted. Maybe the mark got it and was too embarrassed to admit it? Anyway - don't rely on deal extreme.

Lightspeed · 31st October 2011, 19:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by CCS

Hot tip: match the retards up with each other.

Fucking merry christmas NZG!

IceFox · 31st October 2011, 20:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by CCS

Hot tip: match the retards up with each other.

SO YOU WILL GET CCS HAHAHAHA haaa ha.

I'm guesing I just got added to the list =(

I bet I already was

A Corpse · 31st October 2011, 20:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by crocos

I want to get p01s0n so that I can send him a Fisher Price My First Cellphone, add an apple sticker to it, add a "4S" sticker.

He'll never notice the difference between that and a real 4S.

The FP will have better reception.

Quote:

Originally Posted by CCS

last year I ordered a deal extreme penis pump for my mark and it never showed up. Fucking gutted. Maybe the mark got it and was too embarrassed to admit it? Anyway - don't rely on deal extreme.

DX have never led me wrong. Well, they've sent me cheap nasty faulty crap, but that's what I bought, and they've never failed to deliver it. I bet it was receiver error.

doppelgänger of someone · 31st October 2011, 21:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by crocos

I'll get you the MOST METAL GIFT OF ALL!

If I had the money I would give him a lead apron. HEAVY metal \m/

StN · 31st October 2011, 22:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by cEvin

Hah
I may provide every santa with my address and the (totally optional) option to send me something too

Doooooeeeeeeett!!! Otherwise Sidhe will be flooded with DX penis pumps...

cEvin · 2nd November 2011, 09:53

26 entries, need more, stop sitting on the fence and do it

Trigger · 2nd November 2011, 13:40

Poppet · 2nd November 2011, 15:00

You've mostly got 10 years on my join date but I'd be keen as to join in

29th October 2011, 11:07	#1
cEvin Love In Vein	NZGames 2011 Secret Santa Children gather round, the 2011 NZG Secret Santa is upon us~ Rules if you want in: 1. You must be living in NZ or AU and not be a total lurker. 2. E-mail the following to hadleybATgmailDOTcom before Nov 18th with the subject "NZGSS" Your exact nzgames alias E-mail address *A postal address including a delivery name. make sure a package can be delivered to this address (i.e. not POBOX). 3. On the weekend Nov 19-20th you will be randomly assigned an NZG member then e-mailed your secret santa alias + address. 4. Buy or make a gift for your secret santa. There is NO maximum gift cost, just remember you're going to have to pay shipping costs. If you're really cheap then make it something that fits in an envelope. 5. Wrap & post your gift before the 9th of Dec so it can arrive in time. Make it clearly labelled NZGAMES SECRET SANTA so people don't randomly open it early in confusion. Address it to your member's name, not alias - there were some problems last year with this especially at work places. 6. When you get your gift post a pic of it in this thread so predictions can begin. 7. We open and post pics of the gifts on Christmas eve (24th Dec) onwards and hilarty ensues. 8. If you opt in then fail to particpate you will be named and shamed in typical NZG style (banned). 9. All address/contact info will be destroyed. This will also never be shared with anyone outside of your secret santa.

29th October 2011, 14:31	#4
DrTiTus HENCE WHY FOREVER ALONE	Gmailed __________________ Finger rolling rhythm, ride the horse one hand...

29th October 2011, 17:08	#10
CCS Stunt Pants	Dummies should be banned. __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

29th October 2011, 18:47	#11
MadMax Stuff	fwiw courier post can send parcels to a p o box __________________ My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity.

31st October 2011, 09:52	#20
Pimp-X Drunken Annoying Superhero Bastard	$\|++; __________________ If there is one movement I could get behind in this world, it would be the discrimination and abuse of fucking idiots.

29th October 2011, 12:49	#3
chiquelet Mrs Colin Farrell	Emailed

29th October 2011, 16:41	#5
wazza flex	Hilarious, love it ;>

29th October 2011, 16:43	#6
Pepsi Konnichiwa, bitches	emailed

29th October 2011, 16:51	#8
LordP	I guess the beard does make that image work... damnit Anyway, keen as, emailed __________________ "Nothing is so smiple that it can't be screwed up."

29th October 2011, 18:53	#12
IceFox	Done! D; Last edited by IceFox : 29th October 2011 at 18:58.

30th October 2011, 12:36	#14
cEvin Love In Vein	16 emails so far last year we got 32 total

30th October 2011, 19:29	#16
crocos	+1 __________________ Ξ √ Ω L U T ↑ ☼ N وكل يوم كنت تعيش في العبودية

30th October 2011, 22:26	#17
Furry Crew	count = count+1 __________________ "This ain't pain I'm feeling....it's nostalgia" Visit The O-bots

30th October 2011, 23:37	#18
^BITES^	Email away ... figure I'm well overdue to join in :B __________________ , ______ /l ,[____], l---⌐¬-0lllllll0- ()_) ()_)--o-)_)

31st October 2011, 09:19	#19
Golden Teapot Love, Actuary	Me too.

31st October 2011, 14:50	#22
chiQ Frag-muff	You're a sucker for punishment, cEvin. You should partake and assign us to one another. Manners St Postshop sucks bottoms, and we'd get to avoid it. __________________ Gaming/phone/computing platforms are not indicative of groinal/physical/cognitive impressiveness.

31st October 2011, 15:41	#23
Waldo Pornstar	Im in this year, Ive even shaved my balls for the pics. __________________ Its Business time

31st October 2011, 18:27	#29
crocos	I want to get p01s0n so that I can send him a Fisher Price My First Cellphone, add an apple sticker to it, add a "4S" sticker. He'll never notice the difference between that and a real 4S. __________________ Ξ √ Ω L U T ↑ ☼ N وكل يوم كنت تعيش في العبودية

31st October 2011, 18:29	#30
CCS Stunt Pants	cEvin, I know it's supposed to be random and shit, but please don't hook me up with any of the forum retards. Thanks. __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

31st October 2011, 18:58	#32
CCS Stunt Pants	Hot tip: match the retards up with each other. Hot tip #2: last year I ordered a deal extreme penis pump for my mark and it never showed up. Fucking gutted. Maybe the mark got it and was too embarrassed to admit it? Anyway - don't rely on deal extreme. __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

2nd November 2011, 09:53	#38
cEvin Love In Vein	26 entries, need more, stop sitting on the fence and do it

2nd November 2011, 13:40	#39
Trigger Laserman	__________________ Are you slow? The alleged lie that you might have heard, me saying, allagedly moments ago... That's a parasite that lives in my neck.

2nd November 2011, 15:00	#40
Poppet	You've mostly got 10 years on my join date but I'd be keen as to join in