what u get for xmas

[luke sky walker]

me nothing..lol

[Lightspeed]

All I got was this lousy thread.

[dylan]

Saying what you got for christmas is the lamest fucking idea ever imo.

Whoever reads it is either going to be jealous or laugh at you.

Pretty sure I hated doing this in primary school and nothing has changed since, even though I get substantially better presents nowadays!

/scrooge

[Helious]

I got lots and lots of love from my family and friends. Meanest gift.

p.s this thread is a dumb idea!

[Trigger]

I got herpies

[Helious]

weird, i thought i was older than you, Trigger. what an old dude!

[flic]

Originally Posted by Trigger

I got herpies

What flavour are her pies ?

[Helious]

fact: i didn't have a pie until i was about 18-19yrs old. and i've had no more than half a dozen in total! i made a bacon and egg pie a few months ago, that was awesome. i only had 2 pieces though, i made it for my Dad

i must be the only new zealander to not like pies

edit: i've never had KFC. not many south aucklanders can say that

[Wally Simmonds]

THat's pretty hard to believe Helious

[Helious]

I'm just a fussy mother fucker. High Maintenance++

[dylan]

I can understand the pie thing - I moved to NZ when I was 16 and made friends with this guy, I still remember going into Auckland CBD with him and he was like 'let's go to Georgie Pie' and I was like uhhhh wtf dude, what are they selling in that place like PIES or something??? but he was really into it.


But no KFC? Ever? Really??? that's just - wrong!

if i send you a kfc voucher for christmas will you eat some? just to try it? it's like the best thing EVER!

[Jonas Undrawing]

I aint had KFC in over 15 years. From memory, it just never tasted like real food. Everything tasted like chalk soaked in oil.

[Helious]

@ dylan: Yeah I guess so

Captain Awesome
33 Matapouri Rd,
Mangere Bridge
Auckland, 2022

edit: for the google map inclined, white fence that needs a paint, lawns are mowed and it's a monday as the recycling bin is out

[Thomas Meatball]

Originally Posted by dylan

I can understand the pie thing - I moved to NZ when I was 16 and made friends with this guy, I still remember going into Auckland CBD with him and he was like 'let's go to Georgie Pie' and I was like uhhhh wtf dude, what are they selling in that place like PIES or something??? but he was really into it.


But no KFC? Ever? Really??? that's just - wrong!

if i send you a kfc voucher for christmas will you eat some? just to try it? it's like the best thing EVER!

You'd eat KFC but you wouldn't eat a pie? WTF? There's scant difference!

[dylan]

Originally Posted by Thomas Meatball

You'd eat KFC but you wouldn't eat a pie? WTF? There's scant difference!

Dont' worry, I was soon converted. He convinced me to try one and I was like wow this is actually pretty good.

Then georgie pie closed down shortly afterwards and I thought, what a cunt, getting me addicted, and now it's gone.

It's fucked up my life tbh

[Helious]

HAHAHA

[Fx.]

KFCs cajun style fillets are omnom

[Pimp-X]

Originally Posted by Helious

Matapouri Rd

Hardcore MB Styles

I used to live up Ridgemount Rise. My brother in law lives round the corner from you on Purata Pl.

Hard.

[Helious]

My uncle lives on Ridgemount Rise, we used to live on Steen Place, off Ridgemount~

Bridge Hard

[mpx]

Originally Posted by Helious

edit: i've never had KFC. not many south aucklanders can say that

I'd hesitate a guess that most South Aucklanders got KFC for Christmas.

[Vrtigo]

luke, do you post just so that we can ridicule you? i heard that GP wants you back - we certainly dont. grow up.

[A Corpse]

Thread officially derailed.

KFC is disgusting and I felt queasy within minutes the last couple of times I ate their chicken so I'm never touching that shit again. Fries are OK, burgers barely tolerable.

Received for giftmas? Nothing, and I have to say it's been one of the best christmases ever. Spent time with my wife and our two kids (2yo and a 3-week old) and had a nice pleasant day. Most of the gifts were for our two year old daughter and it's far more fun watching her get excited than it is opening presents ourselves.

[MadMax]

my younger brother has started this thing where he gets me scorched almonds every year - apparently it's now a tradition he also got me some swish looking placemats. i told him off for getting me stuff cause he'd already given me a juicer

chocolates from my sister, a phone call from my brother, dinner at an aunties place, self-prepared gift basked, hugs n kisses etc ...


ps, kfc is good on the go down, but i feel like crap for hours later. kfc for lunch kills me for the rest of the day

[buckies]

I waited outside Pirie Street KFC for it to open yesterday at 11am. They really put in a bit of Xmas effort, as it was the best three piece quarter pack I've ever had.

[Lightspeed]

KFC is fine if you avoid the chips and fried chicken.

[Fx.]

slimline ps3 ;D

<3 gf

[dylan]

I think the problem is that noobs are expecting some sort of fine cuisine when they go to kfc. It's not meant to be. It's meant to hit the spot when you have a craving for cholesterol and fat and want to ingest some ASAP.

It's dirty, messy, nasty experience. It's the rocco siffredi of the fast food world!

[MoP]

Microfibre towels (for travelling) a tshirt and some cushion covers.

I bought myself a Macbook Pro. I win.

[xor]

• 4gb mem stick from my brother in law
• dinner set from my mother in law
• $100 Stevens voucher from my mum/dad
• Home-made bread and eggs bene from wifey

My mate has KFC every Friday night and he said the trick is to ask them for 'extra crispy chips with extra seasoning'.

[fidgit]

Powerdrill and an elite xbox. Also gf gave me vouchers for driving lessons. Could be suggesting something, but I'm no good at subtelty.

[Ab]

Georgie Pie was to pies what KFC is to well-cooked chicken.

Seriously, anyone who feels nostalgic for Georgie Pie obviously doesn't remember what those ghastly little parcels of tasteless slop used to taste like.

[p01s0n]

I think everyone will agree that this is a freakin sweet t-shirt.

[Thomas Meatball]

Is that an inhaler or is he beatboxing?

[doppelgänger of someone]

No, that's Luke's lightsaber.

And he is sucking it.

[p01s0n]

Originally Posted by Thomas Meatball

Is that an inhaler or is he beatboxing?

the photo is not the best but pretty much its darth vader, wearing a gold chain and aviators, and spitting into a mic labelled "vader" on the handle, and in the reflection of his glasses you can see silhouettes of the crowd going wild.

lols me so hard.

[Mabd]

Originally Posted by Ab

Seriously, anyone who feels nostalgic for Georgie Pie obviously doesn't remember what those ghastly little parcels of tasteless slop used to taste like.

You ate them sober??

[crocos]

Originally Posted by p01s0n

I think everyone will agree that this is a freakin blurry t-shirt.

Yes, yes it is. Also pretty sweet.

[crocos]

Originally Posted by Lightspeed

KFC is fine if you avoid the [...] fried chicken.

Well that's easy: They don't actually fry their chicken anymore.

[Wally Simmonds]

[Wake]

KFC is like two girls one cup. Anticipation or morbid curosity then epic fail.