Election Result Predictions

[TnT]

Originally posted by cEvin
of course winston and rodney will win their seats, i'll put $5 on it

When you orginally posted this I'd have agreed with you on Winston. Now however I'd put $5 on him loosing his seat. This latest move of his reeks of deparation, whether Bob the Builder is guilty of propositioning this woman 4 years ago or not is irrelevant, I believe this will have lost Winston Tauranga.

Most interesting seats in this election are definately Tauranga and Epsom.

[fidgit]

Originally posted by Cheeps
if national wins im gonna go overseas for a bit
most likely oz.

Great plan! Because... uh... they're not being run by Australian equivilant. Who supported America's Gulf War 2...

[Jonas Undrawing]

Rodney Hyde just phoned me up for a chat. He says he's gonna win Epsom. I hung up on him... he could have at least asked me how my day was.

Who gave Rodney the North Shore directory?

[DMZ Funnel Web]

Thank you Steve Maharey for articulating everything wrong with Labour. In this week's newsletter where he is detailing what is wrong with National, he complains:

It wants a future where people make their own decisions about their own money

How dare people want to "make their own decisions about their own money".

link

[Skanks]

Originally posted by DMZ Funnel Web
Thank you Steve Maharey for articulating everything wrong with Labour. In this week's newsletter where he is detailing what is wrong with National, he complains:

It wants a future where people make their own decisions about their own money

How dare people want to "make their own decisions about their own money".

link

Damn I'm a bad man

[CCS]

Originally posted by Jonas Undrawing
Rodney Hyde just phoned me up for a chat. He says he's gonna win Epsom. I hung up on him... he could have at least asked me how my day was.

Who gave Rodney the North Shore directory?

LOL, as in he spoke to you personally or you got the recorded message?

If it was actually him, you could've taken the time to rub in just how desperate he is for votes and how Act is basically going to implode after the elections and it's all because they rolled Prebble. That would've been good for a laugh.

[Jonas Undrawing]

It was a recorded message ... at least I think it was.. I dropped the phone as I picked up and fumbled around before saying hello, and that is when he started so he may well have been the real deal.... dunno why he's even bothering with the shore, pre-recorded or not.. seems like a lost venture... maybe the answer was in the message he had for me.

[ipee]

Originally posted by DMZ Funnel Web
Thank you Steve Maharey for articulating everything wrong with Labour. In this week's newsletter where he is detailing what is wrong with National, he complains:link[/url]

Wow. A person with the idealogical view of the Right criticizing the idealogical view of the Left.

I think the country is on the brink of civil war!

[CCS]

He probably wanted you to write him some theme music.

ROD-NEY! Coming again to save the MUTHAFUCKEN DAY YEAH!

And you missed your golden opportunity.

[Jonas Undrawing]

I'll write him a tune: The Less Than 5 Percent Blues

[CCS]

Oh.

Can you write me a theme song? It can be something like

CCS!
He'll spit in your eye and punch your cunt!
CCS!
He'll rob the charity ice cream truck!
He's that much of a bastard, he'd poke you in the eyes,
a crimefighting superstar and robot in disguise!

I dunno, something like that anyway. They're making a cartoon about me and I need some music. I'm also a hero in a half shell.

[DMZ Funnel Web]

Surprise, surprise, another little secret Labour didn't want you to know.

Link

[Lightspeed]

Originally posted by DMZ Funnel Web
Thank you Steve Maharey for articulating everything wrong with Labour. In this week's newsletter where he is detailing what is wrong with National, he complains:

It wants a future where people make their own decisions about their own money

How dare people want to "make their own decisions about their own money".

link

Hmmm... I suspect you may be a colleague of mine.

[DMZ Funnel Web]

Originally posted by Lightspeed
Hmmm... I suspect you may be a colleague of mine.

I'm watching you right now.

[Jonas Undrawing]

Originally posted by CCS
Oh.

Can you write me a theme song?

and... done.

[Saladin]

Originally posted by DMZ Funnel Web
It wants a future where people with the money make the decisions

Fixed

[CCS]

Bahahaha! That's great! You're my hero! Will you bear my children?


uhh


What I meant to say is that I like it but my only concern is that it sounds a bit like "he'll poke you in the ass". Although that isn't so far from the truth...

Anyways, maybe you can change that in the hard rockin electric guitar reprise.

[Jonas Undrawing]

Hey, I'm sending the demo to Limozeen. Hopefully they'll adopt the tune for the rock rendition.

[ilk]

Originally posted by Jonas Undrawing
and... done.

Christ, is there any side project that Mark Lanegan doesn't sing on?

[Jonas Undrawing]

he was cruising by the studio. I showed him my new groove and he was so inspired by its freshness that he offered to rap on it. He's so generous with his talent.

[MoP]

Originally posted by Jonas Undrawing
Rodney Hyde just phoned me up for a chat. He says he's gonna win Epsom. I hung up on him... he could have at least asked me how my day was.
Who gave Rodney the North Shore directory?

I got the call.. in FUCKING RICHMOND (chch central)

Possibly the safest Labour seat in the country Tim Barnett isn't even on the party list.. lol

[TnT]

Originally posted by fidgit
Great plan! Because... uh...

As Rob Muldoon put it, you'll be increasing the average IQ of both countries?

[Sgt Seb]

Originally posted by DMZ Funnel Web
Thank you Steve Maharey for articulating everything wrong with Labour. In this week's newsletter where he is detailing what is wrong with National, he complains:

It wants a future where people make their own decisions about their own money

How dare people want to "make their own decisions about their own money".

link

Have to admit, thats a terrible speech. I just hope it wasn't written by him.

[Hooker]

what are the tab odds?

[chiquelet]

Originally posted by DMZ Funnel Web
How dare people want to "make their own decisions about their own money".

Oh no, I just read the link...that has to be a typo, surely? It's bang-your-head-on-table stuff, surely there would have been a better way of putting it!

Originally posted by Hooker
what are the tab odds?

Some betting place in Australia has it quite close. Somebody just put 50k on National to win, so it's almost neck and neck now. I don't know the exact odds, just heard this on the news tonight.

[ilk]

Originally posted by Jonas Undrawing
he was cruising by the studio. I showed him my new groove and he was so inspired by its freshness that he offered to rap on it. He's so generous with his talent.

What you mean is that he is a man slut...albeit one with a sexy gravelly voice.

I guess I'll forgive you.

[scr]

both parties are on $1.85

this link should work - https://sports.centrebet.com/?compList[]=88066&sptid=2

[fidgit]

Originally posted by TnT
As Rob Muldoon put it, you'll be increasing the average IQ of both countries?

Or as I put it, 'snarky, sarcastic remark making fun of other people saying they were going to move to Australia.'

[BathTub]

the latest stories about the tauranga guy grabbing his crotch in front of a TV3 reporter aren't going to help him any, I think Winnie might have a chance again.

[Macca@Work]

National to scrape into parliament with the Tauranga seat being the pivot..

[BloodDonor]

according to an ACT flyer some ACT dude just gave me, part of ACT's policy is to remove minimim wage rates

7. Repeal The Employment Relations Act 2001. Abolish all minimum wage laws....

now that can only make sense if you want people to be exploited

[MoP]

Ahh Act.. so soon to be nothing but a mere footnote on the pages of history.

[TD]

Originally posted by Jonas Undrawing
and... done.

It seems fitting that the only part of the CCS theme song that is easy to make out is "he'll poke you in the ass"

[crocos]

Uh... wrong thread?

[Nambio]

Originally posted by BloodDonor
according to an ACT flyer some ACT dude just gave me, part of ACT's policy is to remove minimim wage rates

now that can only make sense if you want people to be exploited

im pretty sure ACT supports the min $12 wage, which must be what they mean when they say "abolish current laws"

[CCS]

Originally posted by TD
It seems fitting that the only part of the CCS theme song that is easy to make out is "he'll poke you in the ass"

Fuck you. In the eyes. THE EYES! God damn you, Jonas.

[MadMax]

so what was brash saying about testicles?

[MadMax]

and as for the results, hopefully those that want a labour government will vote strategically, preventing a nat. lead government. (ie, vote greens if you feel so inclined else labour)

Wigram: Labour needs Anderton to win his seat so give him your electorate vote. But his Progressive Party isn't rating more than 0.5 per cent, so any party vote for his party is wasted. Give it to either Labour or the Greens.

Tauranga: Winston will back Brash if he gets back and National gets more votes. Even if he backs Labour he'll stop any progressive policy being advanced. If Winston loses the seat and NZ First goes under 5 per cent in the party vote, then Winston and all his MPs go down. Therefore, you hold your nose and give your electorate vote to the National candidate so Winston loses Tauranga.

Epsom: If Hide can't win this seat then Act is finished. Labour needs to let their supporters tactically vote for Richard Worth.

Ohariu-Belmont: Dunne is safe here, but if he has no other MPs after the election then he will be able to be ignored. Don't vote for United Future as they will go with National if they can.

Te Tai Haururu: Tariana Turia is safe here. Current polling suggests the Maori Party can nationally get only one or two MPs off their party list, but given that they will win four electorates, at least, all their party votes will be wasted. The Maori Party will not support National and recent polls show that Labour may well need the Maori Party. Maori seat voters should give their electorate vote to the Maori Party electorate candidate. That way the Maori Party will win all seven seats and lock Brash out of government. Maori voters should give their party vote to the Greens. after all, if the Greens get back they will be in government. Having an ally around the cabinet table would be a good thing.

If the left votes strategically then they should win, even it it's tight. Right-wingers should look to Deborah Coddington or Bob Jones for advice. After all, that’s their job.

Matt McCarten

[MadMax]

Originally posted by MadMax
so what was brash saying about testicles?

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=62800

[Jonas Undrawing]

Originally posted by CCS
Fuck you. In the eyes. THE EYES! God damn you, Jonas.

ha ha! History's gonna remember you as the guy who will "poke you in the ass."