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Old 22nd March 2010, 20:25     #10801
Reformed_Quint
 
Neither, but its an iSomething joke.

oh good plz let me be right, acceptance here we come!
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Old 22nd March 2010, 21:09     #10802
HughMann
 
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Dude on the left is going to gun his classmates down one day.
Serves them right for ostracising him in the first place.
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Old 22nd March 2010, 21:14     #10803
p01s0n
 
the ipad has no support for flash
instead of flash content, it displays that logo in the browser
the ipad was just announced as "the ultimate comic platform"
flash is not displayed in the image of comic book heroes.
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Old 22nd March 2010, 22:10     #10804
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Quote:
Originally Posted by p01s0n
the ipad has no support for flash



I did not know that...
Quote:
Originally Posted by p01s0n
instead of flash content, it displays that logo in the browser



I did not know that...
Quote:
Originally Posted by p01s0n
the ipad was just announced as "the ultimate comic platform"



I did not know that...
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Originally Posted by p01s0n
flash is not displayed in the image of comic book heroes.










Makes sense now.
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Old 22nd March 2010, 22:21     #10805
Trigger
Laserman
 
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Makes sense now.

































































That's super
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Old 22nd March 2010, 22:25     #10806
p01s0n
 
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That's super
p01s0n likes this
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Old 22nd March 2010, 23:13     #10807
A Corpse
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Old 22nd March 2010, 23:19     #10808
fidgit
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the ipad has no support for flash
instead of flash content, it displays that logo in the browser
the ipad was just announced as "the ultimate comic platform"
flash is not displayed in the image of comic book heroes.
My first thought on reading your explanation was: "But that can't be right, that's the animated JLA line up, not the comic version".

Such a Goddam nerd.

(though I did get the joke.)
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Old 23rd March 2010, 01:06     #10809
Thomas Meatball
 
I didn't even realise it was an ipad. I thought it was a lunchbox. Seriously.
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Old 23rd March 2010, 01:22     #10810
Thomas Meatball
 
In before p01s0n



Haha, what the fuck was she thinking?
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Old 23rd March 2010, 07:57     #10811
p01s0n
 
I always lol at a fatty in distress.
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Old 23rd March 2010, 08:20     #10812
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Old 23rd March 2010, 08:30     #10813
davx
 
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oh balls to that.... failure to link :/
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Old 23rd March 2010, 08:31     #10814
Trigger
Laserman
 
what a party

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Old 23rd March 2010, 09:00     #10815
Pastor Thug
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Three girls, one cup.
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Old 23rd March 2010, 11:13     #10816
Baal
 
^ Those girls would need several cups apiece.

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Old 23rd March 2010, 11:18     #10817
Baal
 
zombie flow chart thing

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Old 23rd March 2010, 11:27     #10818
lektronimo
 
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Three girls, one bowl.
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Old 23rd March 2010, 11:41     #10819
sidbo
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Old 23rd March 2010, 11:41     #10820
Warrick
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oh balls to that.... failure to link :/
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Old 23rd March 2010, 11:55     #10821
Reformed_Quint
 
BWHAHAHAHAHAHA. Sucks to be that dude!

Funny story, once recieved friendly fire. Girl decided at the last minute not to swallow, BAM in my eye. That shit burns.
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Old 23rd March 2010, 13:03     #10822
lektronimo
 
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BWHAHAHAHAHAHA. Sucks to be that dude!

Funny story, once recieved friendly fire. Girl decided at the last minute not to swallow, BAM in my eye. That shit burns.
Change your diet to fruits and vegies
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Old 23rd March 2010, 13:11     #10823
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Devil grin

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ahaha
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Old 23rd March 2010, 13:16     #10824
Reformed_Quint
 
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Change your diet to fruits and vegies
...i'm just going to avoid cumming in my eye in the future truth be told.
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Old 23rd March 2010, 13:20     #10825
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Old 23rd March 2010, 16:46     #10826
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Old 23rd March 2010, 16:49     #10827
crocos
 
Well fuck me.
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Old 23rd March 2010, 16:55     #10828
Reformed_Quint
 
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Well fuck me.
You god damn slut, i thought we had something special and now i see you offering it up to every man and his dog.
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Old 23rd March 2010, 17:19     #10829
Nich
 
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...i'm just going to avoid cumming in my eye in the future truth be told.
dude, lektronimo aint talking about making your cum less stingy on the eyes. He's saying eat fruit and veges to make it swallowtastic!
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Old 23rd March 2010, 17:56     #10830
Reformed_Quint
 
Why'd I want to swallow my cum???? Kinda gross man.

do i need to put a sticky tounge outie face here or do you get the lolz yet? :P

Last edited by Reformed_Quint : 23rd March 2010 at 18:00.
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Old 23rd March 2010, 18:20     #10831
Thomas Meatball
 
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Funny story, once recieved friendly fire. Girl decided at the last minute not to swallow, BAM in my eye. That shit burns.
How the fuck (I may regret asking this) did the cum manage to bounce back from her face to your eye? I mean, her face would've been at cock level, right? You got some high velocity jizm there or what?
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Old 23rd March 2010, 18:28     #10832
Pepsi
Konnichiwa, bitches
 
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That dude probably used to think he had the best job in the world until that happened..


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Old 23rd March 2010, 18:38     #10833
Reformed_Quint
 
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How the fuck (I may regret asking this) did the cum manage to bounce back from her face to your eye? I mean, her face would've been at cock level, right? You got some high velocity jizm there or what?
Nah nah, she was doing the business on her knees, I was standing hands on hips all 'ho ho ho' and what not.

Anyway I'm about to bust my nut and she takes her mouth off my dick at the last moment and of course I was watching her polish my cock so, BAM! in the eye. I'm gonna have to clarify, once she took her mouth off my dick, she started to give me a hand job and tounge my balls. Hence my cock being in the upward direction.

Last edited by Reformed_Quint : 23rd March 2010 at 18:39.
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Old 23rd March 2010, 18:40     #10834
Thomas Meatball
 
Your cock was pointing upwards? So the whole load squirted upwards? And into your face? That's even more hilarious!
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Old 23rd March 2010, 18:43     #10835
Reformed_Quint
 
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Your cock was pointing upwards? So the whole load squirted upwards? And into your face? That's even more hilarious!
Yea, was about a 6 roper and I got atleast 2-3 straight in the face.
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Old 23rd March 2010, 18:44     #10836
dylan
Huh?
 
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How the fuck (I may regret asking this) did the cum manage to bounce back from her face to your eye? I mean, her face would've been at cock level, right? You got some high velocity jizm there or what?
sounds like someone needs to be told about "the ropes"!
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Old 23rd March 2010, 18:47     #10837
crocos
 
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You god damn slut, i thought we had something special and now i see you offering it up to every man and his dog.
I thought you knew it was only ever a casual fling.

At least I didn't one-night-stand you.
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Old 23rd March 2010, 18:49     #10838
Thomas Meatball
 
I guess the lesson here is that as soon as you're about to pop, grab her head porno style and hold it on your cock.
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Old 23rd March 2010, 20:45     #10839
StN
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Yeah, but it sounds like Quint might blow out the back of her head JFK style.
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Old 23rd March 2010, 20:49     #10840
Thomas Meatball
 
Well I dunno... blood and brains on the wallpaper or cum in your eye? It's a tough choice.
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