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nothing can go wrong, this is a fool-proof plan
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23rd November 2009, 01:58 | #8963 |
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ZOMG chiQ what are you feeding your bunnies. geeze...
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23rd November 2009, 08:36 | #8964 | |
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23rd November 2009, 10:19 | #8965 | |
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23rd November 2009, 12:21 | #8966 | |
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And all the Wapanese cried out in anguish, and were suddenly silenced. edit: Oh, in b4 the hellameke "Don't put that there!" pic swap.
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23rd November 2009, 14:17 | #8967 | |
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23rd November 2009, 14:22 | #8968 |
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23rd November 2009, 14:26 | #8969 |
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The "10 commandments" one actually makes sense.
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23rd November 2009, 14:42 | #8970 |
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It's not the only one that makes sense either, and that doesn't stop it from being funny.
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23rd November 2009, 14:44 | #8971 |
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I only mentioned it because the humor eluded me.
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23rd November 2009, 14:48 | #8972 |
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No, it's because you're a nerd and nerds always take things literally. I think the most hilarious joke to a nerd must be "There are 10 kinds of people - those who understand binary and those who don't. *nerd guffaw*"
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23rd November 2009, 14:48 | #8973 | |
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23rd November 2009, 14:52 | #8974 | |
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23rd November 2009, 15:02 | #8975 |
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Tell me your favourite joke, crocos.
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23rd November 2009, 17:57 | #8976 |
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A Jew, Mexican and a coloured man walk into a bar, and the bartender looks up and says "Get the fuck out of my bar".
/drum roll
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23rd November 2009, 18:12 | #8977 |
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Haha, I like that!
Oh, one thing though - why 'coloured man'? Why not nigger, blackie, wog or DARE I SAY IT, maaaaaari? Last edited by Thomas Meatball : 23rd November 2009 at 18:14. |
23rd November 2009, 18:40 | #8978 |
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I like racial ambiguity.
Also, joke is stolen from Grand Torino with Clint Eastwood, which is also a fucking awesome movie.
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23rd November 2009, 18:46 | #8979 | |
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23rd November 2009, 18:47 | #8980 | |
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You mean "vagueness". Not "ambiguity". HA! BURN! |
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23rd November 2009, 19:05 | #8981 | |
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23rd November 2009, 20:38 | #8982 |
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Every time you say "nerd" I can't help but wonder... envy, or denial?
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23rd November 2009, 21:17 | #8983 |
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Neither. Too many nerds here and they don't realise they're nerds. Before you ask - no, I'm not one of them.
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23rd November 2009, 21:52 | #8984 | |
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23rd November 2009, 22:33 | #8985 | |
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23rd November 2009, 22:41 | #8986 |
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^^^
Dad joke.
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23rd November 2009, 22:55 | #8987 |
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23rd November 2009, 23:02 | #8988 |
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Now I can wash the floor AAAAND the dishwasher
it's efficiency.
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23rd November 2009, 23:07 | #8989 |
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you are a dumbass
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23rd November 2009, 23:19 | #8990 |
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Did you put normal detergent in there?
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23rd November 2009, 23:29 | #8991 | |
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24th November 2009, 00:11 | #8993 |
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but potatoe and potato are not
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24th November 2009, 00:22 | #8994 | |
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24th November 2009, 04:40 | #8995 | |
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24th November 2009, 08:14 | #8996 |
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lol my wife did that once, except it filled the whole kitchen with foam. Pretty awesome.
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24th November 2009, 08:33 | #8997 |
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That's Handee.
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24th November 2009, 09:28 | #8999 |
SLUTS!!!!!!!
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