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Old 22nd November 2009, 17:53     #8961
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Old 22nd November 2009, 22:23     #8962
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Old 23rd November 2009, 01:58     #8963
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ZOMG chiQ what are you feeding your bunnies. geeze...
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Old 23rd November 2009, 08:36     #8964
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ZOMG chiQ what are you feeding your bunnies. geeze...
From the looks of it only the cabbage, so no waste really
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Old 23rd November 2009, 10:19     #8965
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Pfft, I got something that'll make you feel sad.

That may be considered pedoporn
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Old 23rd November 2009, 12:21     #8966
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That may be considered pedoporn
In Australia it is I believe. Any drawing or representation of someone underage.

And all the Wapanese cried out in anguish, and were suddenly silenced.

edit: Oh, in b4 the hellameke "Don't put that there!" pic swap.
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Old 23rd November 2009, 14:17     #8967
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That may be considered pedoporn
No, it's okay if the female is the older of the two. Just ask Ab.
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Old 23rd November 2009, 14:22     #8968
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Old 23rd November 2009, 14:26     #8969
crocos
 
The "10 commandments" one actually makes sense.
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Old 23rd November 2009, 14:42     #8970
HughMann
 
It's not the only one that makes sense either, and that doesn't stop it from being funny.
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Old 23rd November 2009, 14:44     #8971
crocos
 
I only mentioned it because the humor eluded me.
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Old 23rd November 2009, 14:48     #8972
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No, it's because you're a nerd and nerds always take things literally. I think the most hilarious joke to a nerd must be "There are 10 kinds of people - those who understand binary and those who don't. *nerd guffaw*"
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Old 23rd November 2009, 14:48     #8973
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They had planes in the Spanish Civil war didn't they?
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Old 23rd November 2009, 14:52     #8974
crocos
 
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I think the most hilarious joke to a nerd must be "There are 10 kinds of people - those who understand binary and those who don't. *nerd guffaw*"
Groanworthy at best. High humour? Hardly.
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Old 23rd November 2009, 15:02     #8975
Thomas Meatball
 
Tell me your favourite joke, crocos.
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Old 23rd November 2009, 17:57     #8976
lektronimo
 
A Jew, Mexican and a coloured man walk into a bar, and the bartender looks up and says "Get the fuck out of my bar".

/drum roll
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Old 23rd November 2009, 18:12     #8977
Thomas Meatball
 
Haha, I like that!

Oh, one thing though - why 'coloured man'? Why not nigger, blackie, wog or DARE I SAY IT, maaaaaari?

Last edited by Thomas Meatball : 23rd November 2009 at 18:14.
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Old 23rd November 2009, 18:40     #8978
lektronimo
 
I like racial ambiguity.


Also, joke is stolen from Grand Torino with Clint Eastwood, which is also a fucking awesome movie.
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Old 23rd November 2009, 18:46     #8979
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afaik

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They had planes in the Spanish Civil war didn't they?
you can't have a civil war plane, but you can have a civil plane used in the war
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Old 23rd November 2009, 18:47     #8980
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I like racial ambiguity.


Also, joke is stolen from Grand Torino with Clint Eastwood, which is also a fucking awesome movie.

You mean "vagueness". Not "ambiguity".

HA! BURN!
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Old 23rd November 2009, 19:05     #8981
Thomas Meatball
 
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you can't have a civil war plane, but you can have a civil plane used in the war
It'd still be a Civil War plane. Biggest nerd here doesn't get it. Surprising!
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Old 23rd November 2009, 20:38     #8982
BoyWonder
 
Every time you say "nerd" I can't help but wonder... envy, or denial?
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Old 23rd November 2009, 21:17     #8983
Thomas Meatball
 
Neither. Too many nerds here and they don't realise they're nerds. Before you ask - no, I'm not one of them.
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Old 23rd November 2009, 21:52     #8984
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You mean "vagueness". Not "ambiguity".

HA! BURN!
Tomato, tomato.
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Old 23rd November 2009, 22:33     #8985
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Neither. Too many nerds here and they don't realise they're nerds. Before you ask - no, I'm not one of them.
That's right, you're two of them!
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Old 23rd November 2009, 22:41     #8986
Thomas Meatball
 
o_O ^^^

Dad joke.
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Old 23rd November 2009, 22:55     #8987
devilmonkey
 

males....blonde males.........
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Old 23rd November 2009, 23:02     #8988
Cyberbob
 
Now I can wash the floor AAAAND the dishwasher

it's efficiency.
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Old 23rd November 2009, 23:07     #8989
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you are a dumbass
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Old 23rd November 2009, 23:19     #8990
Thomas Meatball
 
o_O

Did you put normal detergent in there?
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Old 23rd November 2009, 23:29     #8991
Ab
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Quote:
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Tomato, tomato.
"Tomato" and "tomato" mean the same thing. "Vague" and "ambiguous" mean two different things.
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Old 24th November 2009, 00:08     #8992
andre
 
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males....blonde males.........
Is that supposed to be Gary Busey or is it just a happy coincidence?
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Old 24th November 2009, 00:11     #8993
MadMax
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but potatoe and potato are not
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Old 24th November 2009, 00:22     #8994
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"Tomato" and "tomato" mean the same thing. "Vague" and "ambiguous" mean two different things.
I went to art school bro, same thing. Fact.
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Old 24th November 2009, 04:40     #8995
Fx.
 
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Did you put normal detergent in there?
diswashing liquid is for the diswasher right says cyberbob
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Old 24th November 2009, 08:14     #8996
MaZeR
 
lol my wife did that once, except it filled the whole kitchen with foam. Pretty awesome.
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Old 24th November 2009, 08:33     #8997
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That's Handee.
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Old 24th November 2009, 09:03     #8998
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That's Handee.
I hate that ad and want it to die screaming in a greasefire.
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Old 24th November 2009, 09:28     #8999
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Old 24th November 2009, 09:42     #9000
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Some of them are amazing, some are kinda "well yes, if I was in the middle of a crater in Turkmenistan, I could have got that too"
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