Liz Shaw One Crazy NZ Idol Bitch - Page 124

Cereal Killar · 6th September 2006, 19:01

Until I see dingos feasting on her corpse, I won't believe it.

StN · 6th September 2006, 21:43

/Muldoon+ "Raising the average IQ of both countries..."

-101-Hoover · 6th September 2006, 22:48

6 months is plenty of opportunity for her to change her mind/fail at life.

StN · 7th September 2006, 12:56

Not being a devout follower of her blog, would it be out of the question to assume that she will flee this country leaving debts for both vehicles?

Is Auckalnd Ok? - I seem to recall her claiming that she married it.

weirdo · 7th September 2006, 16:13

Like many attention-whoring sham "celebrity" marriages, her marriage to Auckland was never intended to last. She doesn't truely love it, just infatuated while it filled her lustful media dreams. and now she shall cheat on her beloved Auckland by ass-raping Sydney, who will barely notice another idiot inside it.

Perhaps she thinks Australia will need to replace Steve Irwin with another celebrity with a really really annoyng voice, and she sees her opportunity.

weirdo · 7th September 2006, 16:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiz

I don't mean to go on about this, but I really am very excited about moving to Australia and starting a new life there. You have no idea how good it feels to be able to say to New Zealand "you've screwed me over and you aren't going to give me a chance so I'm crossing the ditch and will contribute positively in Australia, New Zealand you've held me back for so long and I'm sick of it". you've no idea how good I feel right now.

Hmm. All I could read there was "Wah wah wah, I'm a whiney little biatch."

Typical "its not fair, its not my fault" attitude. That will really help you in Aussie, Liz.

p01s0n · 11th September 2006, 14:25

Quote:

And you can't kill me, I have super powers, hell, I survived a car crash a couple of weeks ago completely unharmed so sorry, its going to take more than that to kill me and also, I will never commit suicide, I like living too much, way too much and death is my number one fear, always has been, always will be, so no, i won't be killing myself any time soon - hell, i'm even cutting down on smoking.

From the GP thread. Also, once again GP reassures its-self as nz's gaming cesspool as users openly state that they would infact sleep with her, since they cant get any anywhere else.

nih · 13th September 2006, 00:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by some attention whore

And you can't kill me, I have super powers, hell, I survived a car crash a couple of weeks ago completely unharmed so sorry, its going to take more than that to kill me and also, I will never commit suicide, I like living too much, way too much and death is my number one fear, always has been, always will be, so no, i won't be killing myself any time soon - hell, i'm even cutting down on smoking.

Psychopath.

While you would assume any normal person is exaggerating or joking, she is in fact serious. She has probably convinced herself she is immortal.

J.P.Frusciante · 13th September 2006, 10:33

Why are you guys taking her so personally..?

Whilst I realise the majority of people who have posted in here have done so for the sheer comedy that Liz Shaw presents by being as stupid, awkward and unable to control her need to be in the spotlight - some of you take it that little extra step further.

Hoover for instance - he can't stop leaving her little personal messages on her blogs - it seems to me that he absolutely has to talk to her, even if it's just to give her another serve of insults.

Liz isn't an ugly girl - she's not beautiful either but I'm absolutely ready to bet money that she's better looking than any of the girlfriends most of you have had. Whilst her attitude and persona belongs in a mental hospital, all she's trying to do is follow a dream she has - to make it on TV - and you guys can't handle that, you keep crapping on her from a great height and it pisses you off that it doesn't even effect her, she keeps on her merry little way and will now attempt to do the same thing in Australia.

Prove that you don't have a crush on Liz Shaw and stop giving a shit about her..

Nuff Said.

blackwinter · 13th September 2006, 10:37

you signed up just for that?

J.P.Frusciante · 13th September 2006, 10:45

I'm from GP Forums - I've posted similar sentiments there before also.

I'm here primarily for ISP and Tech discussion but seeing as no one else in this thread stated any clear logic - I thought I would.

CCS · 13th September 2006, 11:48

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Originally Posted by J.P.Frusciante

Liz isn't an ugly girl

Yes she is. She's awful!

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she's better looking than any of the girlfriends most of you have had.

Hogshit.

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all she's trying to do is follow a dream she has - to make it on TV - and you guys can't handle that

We laugh at her ridiculous and self destructive attempts to, as you put it, follow her dream and that means we can't handle it? What a strange thing to say.

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Prove that you don't have a crush on Liz Shaw and stop giving a shit about her..

Whoa there buddy, who's the one with the crush? You're the one sticking up for her...

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I'm here primarily for ISP and Tech discussion but seeing as no one else in this thread stated any clear logic - I thought I would.

Oh gee, thanks so very much for imparting your wealth of logic with us. Oh wait, I don't see any - just opinion.

Jenza · 13th September 2006, 12:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by J.P.Frusciante

I'm here primarily for ISP and Tech discussion but seeing as no one else in this thread stated any clear logic - I thought I would.

Hence why all your posts are in this forum right?

J.P.Frusciante · 13th September 2006, 12:06

I haven't had a chance to post in other threads - I'm at work.

A: She's not a hideous girl. She's about average.
B: If you think your girlfriend is prettier, post pictures of her. Pics or it didn't happen.
C: I've laughed at the silly shit she's done on TV as well as the silly articles that she's had written about her - but I don't feel a need to personally insult her.
D: I'm not sticking up for her - saying she deserves to be in a mental institution isn't sticking up for her - but saying to you guys "Why do you give so much of a fuck, why insult her about shit that isn't even real" - is?

You're hooked on her - me? I'm just laughing at you guys.

The Edge · 13th September 2006, 12:08

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Originally Posted by J.P.Frusciante

I'm just laughing at you guys.

And we're laughing at her. "Nuff Said", as you would say.

J.P.Frusciante · 13th September 2006, 12:25

You're not laughing at her antics - you're personally insulting her and laughing at the unoriginal, pathetic attempts that each of you make to describe her.

Laughing at her Crash and Burn performance? Sure
Laughing at her need to have attention such as the porno shoot? Sure
Laughing at her inability to honor her contract at South Pacific Studios? Sure

Calling her a hambeast, insulting her appearance, making shit up about her and not allowing it to drop? Obsessive, guys..

Nuff said.

Spidey · 13th September 2006, 12:26

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Originally Posted by J.P.Frusciante

I haven't had a chance to post in other threads - I'm at work.

A: She's not a hideous girl. She's about average.
B: If you think your girlfriend is prettier, post pictures of her. Pics or it didn't happen.
C: I've laughed at the silly shit she's done on TV as well as the silly articles that she's had written about her - but I don't feel a need to personally insult her.
D: I'm not sticking up for her - saying she deserves to be in a mental institution isn't sticking up for her - but saying to you guys "Why do you give so much of a fuck, why insult her about shit that isn't even real" - is?

You're hooked on her - me? I'm just laughing at you guys.

If your priorities were right about originally posting here for the tech forums then why on earth would you make such a long rant in this forum. This is my first post in this thread and out of the several thousands of other posts in other threads outside of this one. You can't use "i use the tech forums" as a way to cover your ass, actions speak louder than words buddy.
Oh and on the subject of her being average, i don't know what your standards are but she is way below average, for any male with any sort of standard when it comes to women an average looking girl is about a 7, because girls that are any lower shouldn't even be on your radar.

J.P.Frusciante · 13th September 2006, 12:31

I don't consider three paragraphs to be a long rant, when you consider that this particular thread has hundreds of posts

And like most obsessive people - you're taking the fact that I do not agree with your assertions that she's some completely hideous girl and that she's probably better looking than the girls you've gone out with to mean that I'm standing up for her - thus you start getting defensive towards me.

Liz is not an ugly looker - she's not a great looker, on a scale of 1-10? I'd give her about a 5.. but for New Zealand? a 5 is probably above average when you consider all of the obese, overweight, hair dying twats out on the streets these days.

Liz looks to me like a normal NZ Girl - whilst her abnormal actions have been caught on TV a lot harder than most - why aren't you making the same fun of the Harry Potter Heavy Metaller out of this years NZ Idol?

Because truth be told, as much as it burns any of you to admit it - you've all probably jerked off at the thought of Liz Shaw.

Cheeps · 13th September 2006, 12:53

J.P.Frusciante
Get outa the thread while you still can!!!!@!@##@

Spidey · 13th September 2006, 13:05

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Originally Posted by J.P.Frusciante

Liz is not an ugly looker - she's not a great looker, on a scale of 1-10? I'd give her about a 5.. but for New Zealand? a 5 is probably above average when you consider all of the obese, overweight, hair dying twats out on the streets these days.

Because truth be told, as much as it burns any of you to admit it - you've all probably jerked off at the thought of Liz Shaw.

Re-read my post, you have just implied you have no standards, and you jerk off to Liz Shaw.

J.P.Frusciante · 13th September 2006, 13:08

Because I say "Liz is not hideous" - you believe I'm saying I'd date her? Even if Liz looked like Rachel Hunter, her idiocy and attitude would put me off - all I'm saying is that I doubt YOU have a more attractive looking partner.

With that - I won't post anything else in this thread, theres no point - you're too defensive.

Spidey · 13th September 2006, 13:17

No my argument is that you think she is a 5 and in my original post i've said that people that are below are 7 shouldn't even be on the radar of a person with standards, so obviously you rating her in the first place implies that you don't have standards.
And then you state that you wouldn't date her even if she looked like Rachel Hunter, using appearence for your agrument, and then you comment on how people would jerk off to her appearence. Obliviously contradicting yourself, and on top of that on what basis do you think you know exactly what kind of women we date. For someone to make a statement like that means that dating ugly women is in their reality of the world, people who don't have this reality already assumes that everyone is the same as them and don't attribute other people to dating ugly women.

Dude your argument is so weak on so many levels.

crocos · 13th September 2006, 13:21

Actually, I think most folk just wish this thread would die.

SO SHUT UP!

hsh · 13th September 2006, 14:21

Well its not a thread is it, its a whole bleeding forum. I think it was a low point in this site to have created it. He was probably drunk.

untouchable · 13th September 2006, 14:42

Id rate her face about a 3, her breasts a 2, and her personality a 1.

You must know some ugly mingas if you thinks thats average.

Nuclear · 13th September 2006, 16:21

kill this thread. nobody cares anymore

samael · 13th September 2006, 16:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by J.P.Frusciante

Liz isn't an ugly girl - she's not beautiful either but I'm absolutely ready to bet money that she's better looking than any of the girlfriends most of you have had.

She is a fucking pigdog, and I'll take that bet.

samael · 13th September 2006, 16:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by J.P.Frusciante

B: If you think your girlfriend is prettier, post pictures of her. Pics or it didn't happen.

Theres no way thats happening either. Your just gonna have to trust me.

The Edge · 13th September 2006, 23:40

Looks like she's getting pretty angry again!

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...e-b276055cfb96

Spidey · 13th September 2006, 23:44

/ragequit

Mark98 · 14th September 2006, 01:47

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Originally Posted by Liz Shaw on her sbitty blog

And don't you think if I was dumb as fuck I wouldn't be at university, that I would be nothing but a homeless bum. But thats not the case.

The above is irrefutable proof she is, in fact, 'dumb as fuck'.

weirdo · 14th September 2006, 03:11

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A: She's not a hideous girl. She's about average.

According to www.ratemyknockers.com she got a 3.1 out of 10 and is currently sitting in the worst 10 boobie pics on the site. not average.

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B: If you think your girlfriend is prettier, post pictures of her. Pics or it didn't happen.

Being a hetero female I can't post pics of my gf, but if I were to give Liz some woman to woman advice it would be "find the wax. oh and wipe your bum". never underestimate the power of crotch area hygiene.

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C: I've laughed at the silly shit she's done on TV as well as the silly articles that she's had written about her - but I don't feel a need to personally insult her.

Many people call Michael Jackson a paedophile and laugh at Britney Spears dropping her baby. We call many celebs names and say silly things about them like we know them when we don't. Liz is no exception from the rule.

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D: I'm not sticking up for her - saying she deserves to be in a mental institution isn't sticking up for her - but saying to you guys "Why do you give so much of a fuck, why insult her about shit that isn't even real" - is?

Hey, if you want in her fancy-pants I'm not gonna bag you out too much. Would be kinda cute. You know, young love or whatever. Do you want her cell phone number? I hear she's single

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You're hooked on her - me? I'm just laughing at you guys.

I'm on numerous other forums about the place. There are ones for different hobbies and stuff. I consider this my humour forum, good for a laugh at the end of the day.

Anyway, where would Liz be without her haters and critics? She said the anger we cause her inspire her to write her scripts and stuff.

CCS · 14th September 2006, 09:23

Oh boy, JP Fruitypanty, I guess you've got us all sussed out. We really are all just obsessed with Liz Shaw and you are the master of logic, the voice of reason and the bringer of truth. Thank you for enlightening us to our folly. By exposing us for what we are you have truly saved our lives.

Now fuck off.

FRiO · 15th September 2006, 18:49

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Originally Posted by weirdo

Anyway, where would Liz be without her haters and critics? She said the anger we cause her inspire her to write her scripts and stuff.

Indeed. What was it Liz said right at the start? "Any publicity is good publicity"...?

Boy, that one bit her in the ass.

scratta · 22nd September 2006, 15:20

[13:23:07] <LizShaw> LOL yeah that was me pretending to be J.P.Frusciante. I think I stuck up for myself nicely without seeming like it was me.

fobski · 22nd September 2006, 15:55

weirdo · 22nd September 2006, 16:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by scratta

[13:23:07] <LizShaw> LOL yeah that was me pretending to be J.P.Frusciante. I think I stuck up for myself nicely without seeming like it was me.

I had suspicions it was her as no sane person would defend her or call her average looking. lol she just got shamed out and left. and only liz would have the "you have never had a gf if you dont post a pic" attitude.

J.P.Frusciante · 22nd September 2006, 17:37

I don't know who wrote that bullshit - but it is exactly that.

I don't need to say any more - you can read - read the differences in how I state things compared to how that personality deprieved metal case does.

Describing her looks as "average NZ girl" isn't exactly a flattering compliment when mixed with "she deserves to be in a mental institute"

weirdo · 22nd September 2006, 18:47

What I'm interested in is you getting on your ego-fed high horse whinging "don't make personal insults about her, I think she's purty" yet you make comments about her mental stability when I'm guessing you have no backbround in psychology or mental health. pot calling the kettle black.

If you really aren't Liz then I think we should set you 2 up. sounds like a good pair. kinda cute little romance.

J.P.Frusciante · 22nd September 2006, 19:23

I have a dual bachelors degree in Management and Psychology as well as a Masters in Business Administration.

I'm qualified enough to make statements about her mental health - also you'll note, I said "She's average looking, she's not a hideous beast" - which is hardly "I think she's purty"

You're over-exagerating the things I've said, which is understandable seeing as this place is an exageration of the fact that you guys probably find her hot.

I left the thread when I said I would (see above) and only came back due to my name being mentioned here - as we all know with the psycho known as Liz - she can't help but stay and fight a futile battle.

In any case - thanks for playing, won't reply to any of this bullshit in future.

6th September 2006, 19:01	#4921
Cereal Killar	Until I see dingos feasting on her corpse, I won't believe it.

6th September 2006, 21:43	#4922
StN I have detailed files	/Muldoon+ "Raising the average IQ of both countries..."

6th September 2006, 22:48	#4923
-101-Hoover	6 months is plenty of opportunity for her to change her mind/fail at life. __________________ Liz Shaw on prostitution - I will never lower myself to that level. Getting paid to show my vagina to the world is not the same as getting paid for pornos. Liz Shaw on driver licencing - Just because you are with someone who has their full doesn't mean that you can drive well or that you should be driving... If you are with someone with a full and something goes wrong they can't do anything anyway. Liz Shaw, a one person circus freak show since 2005.

7th September 2006, 12:56	#4924
StN I have detailed files	Not being a devout follower of her blog, would it be out of the question to assume that she will flee this country leaving debts for both vehicles? Is Auckalnd Ok? - I seem to recall her claiming that she married it.

7th September 2006, 16:13	#4925
weirdo	Like many attention-whoring sham "celebrity" marriages, her marriage to Auckland was never intended to last. She doesn't truely love it, just infatuated while it filled her lustful media dreams. and now she shall cheat on her beloved Auckland by ass-raping Sydney, who will barely notice another idiot inside it. Perhaps she thinks Australia will need to replace Steve Irwin with another celebrity with a really really annoyng voice, and she sees her opportunity. __________________ Freedom of speech is nothing without freedom of thought.

13th September 2006, 10:33	#4929
J.P.Frusciante	Why are you guys taking her so personally..? Whilst I realise the majority of people who have posted in here have done so for the sheer comedy that Liz Shaw presents by being as stupid, awkward and unable to control her need to be in the spotlight - some of you take it that little extra step further. Hoover for instance - he can't stop leaving her little personal messages on her blogs - it seems to me that he absolutely has to talk to her, even if it's just to give her another serve of insults. Liz isn't an ugly girl - she's not beautiful either but I'm absolutely ready to bet money that she's better looking than any of the girlfriends most of you have had. Whilst her attitude and persona belongs in a mental hospital, all she's trying to do is follow a dream she has - to make it on TV - and you guys can't handle that, you keep crapping on her from a great height and it pisses you off that it doesn't even effect her, she keeps on her merry little way and will now attempt to do the same thing in Australia. Prove that you don't have a crush on Liz Shaw and stop giving a shit about her.. Nuff Said.

13th September 2006, 10:37	#4930
blackwinter	you signed up just for that?

13th September 2006, 10:45	#4931
J.P.Frusciante	I'm from GP Forums - I've posted similar sentiments there before also. I'm here primarily for ISP and Tech discussion but seeing as no one else in this thread stated any clear logic - I thought I would.

13th September 2006, 12:06	#4934
J.P.Frusciante	I haven't had a chance to post in other threads - I'm at work. A: She's not a hideous girl. She's about average. B: If you think your girlfriend is prettier, post pictures of her. Pics or it didn't happen. C: I've laughed at the silly shit she's done on TV as well as the silly articles that she's had written about her - but I don't feel a need to personally insult her. D: I'm not sticking up for her - saying she deserves to be in a mental institution isn't sticking up for her - but saying to you guys "Why do you give so much of a fuck, why insult her about shit that isn't even real" - is? You're hooked on her - me? I'm just laughing at you guys.

13th September 2006, 12:25	#4936
J.P.Frusciante	You're not laughing at her antics - you're personally insulting her and laughing at the unoriginal, pathetic attempts that each of you make to describe her. Laughing at her Crash and Burn performance? Sure Laughing at her need to have attention such as the porno shoot? Sure Laughing at her inability to honor her contract at South Pacific Studios? Sure Calling her a hambeast, insulting her appearance, making shit up about her and not allowing it to drop? Obsessive, guys.. Nuff said.

13th September 2006, 12:31	#4938
J.P.Frusciante	I don't consider three paragraphs to be a long rant, when you consider that this particular thread has hundreds of posts And like most obsessive people - you're taking the fact that I do not agree with your assertions that she's some completely hideous girl and that she's probably better looking than the girls you've gone out with to mean that I'm standing up for her - thus you start getting defensive towards me. Liz is not an ugly looker - she's not a great looker, on a scale of 1-10? I'd give her about a 5.. but for New Zealand? a 5 is probably above average when you consider all of the obese, overweight, hair dying twats out on the streets these days. Liz looks to me like a normal NZ Girl - whilst her abnormal actions have been caught on TV a lot harder than most - why aren't you making the same fun of the Harry Potter Heavy Metaller out of this years NZ Idol? Because truth be told, as much as it burns any of you to admit it - you've all probably jerked off at the thought of Liz Shaw.

13th September 2006, 12:53	#4939
Cheeps	J.P.Frusciante Get outa the thread while you still can!!!!@!@##@

13th September 2006, 13:08	#4941
J.P.Frusciante	Because I say "Liz is not hideous" - you believe I'm saying I'd date her? Even if Liz looked like Rachel Hunter, her idiocy and attitude would put me off - all I'm saying is that I doubt YOU have a more attractive looking partner. With that - I won't post anything else in this thread, theres no point - you're too defensive.

13th September 2006, 13:17	#4942
Spidey	No my argument is that you think she is a 5 and in my original post i've said that people that are below are 7 shouldn't even be on the radar of a person with standards, so obviously you rating her in the first place implies that you don't have standards. And then you state that you wouldn't date her even if she looked like Rachel Hunter, using appearence for your agrument, and then you comment on how people would jerk off to her appearence. Obliviously contradicting yourself, and on top of that on what basis do you think you know exactly what kind of women we date. For someone to make a statement like that means that dating ugly women is in their reality of the world, people who don't have this reality already assumes that everyone is the same as them and don't attribute other people to dating ugly women. Dude your argument is so weak on so many levels.

13th September 2006, 13:21	#4943
crocos	Actually, I think most folk just wish this thread would die. SO SHUT UP! __________________ Ξ √ Ω L U T ↑ ☼ N وكل يوم كنت تعيش في العبودية

13th September 2006, 14:21	#4944
hsh	Well its not a thread is it, its a whole bleeding forum. I think it was a low point in this site to have created it. He was probably drunk.

13th September 2006, 14:42	#4945
untouchable	Id rate her face about a 3, her breasts a 2, and her personality a 1. You must know some ugly mingas if you thinks thats average. __________________ Teddy Bear Junction, the worst scumhole in the galaxy.

13th September 2006, 16:21	#4946
Nuclear	kill this thread. nobody cares anymore

13th September 2006, 23:40	#4949
The Edge	Looks like she's getting pretty angry again! http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...e-b276055cfb96

14th September 2006, 09:23	#4953
CCS Stunt Pants	Oh boy, JP Fruitypanty, I guess you've got us all sussed out. We really are all just obsessed with Liz Shaw and you are the master of logic, the voice of reason and the bringer of truth. Thank you for enlightening us to our folly. By exposing us for what we are you have truly saved our lives. Now fuck off.

22nd September 2006, 15:20	#4955
scratta	[13:23:07] <LizShaw> LOL yeah that was me pretending to be J.P.Frusciante. I think I stuck up for myself nicely without seeming like it was me.

22nd September 2006, 15:55	#4956
fobski	ahha __________________ He sleeps. Sock. Bar of soap. Bang bang bang! Brain damage. Corn field. Gun. pchew Funeral

22nd September 2006, 17:37	#4958
J.P.Frusciante	I don't know who wrote that bullshit - but it is exactly that. I don't need to say any more - you can read - read the differences in how I state things compared to how that personality deprieved metal case does. Describing her looks as "average NZ girl" isn't exactly a flattering compliment when mixed with "she deserves to be in a mental institute"

22nd September 2006, 18:47	#4959
weirdo	What I'm interested in is you getting on your ego-fed high horse whinging "don't make personal insults about her, I think she's purty" yet you make comments about her mental stability when I'm guessing you have no backbround in psychology or mental health. pot calling the kettle black. If you really aren't Liz then I think we should set you 2 up. sounds like a good pair. kinda cute little romance. __________________ Freedom of speech is nothing without freedom of thought.

22nd September 2006, 19:23	#4960
J.P.Frusciante	I have a dual bachelors degree in Management and Psychology as well as a Masters in Business Administration. I'm qualified enough to make statements about her mental health - also you'll note, I said "She's average looking, she's not a hideous beast" - which is hardly "I think she's purty" You're over-exagerating the things I've said, which is understandable seeing as this place is an exageration of the fact that you guys probably find her hot. I left the thread when I said I would (see above) and only came back due to my name being mentioned here - as we all know with the psycho known as Liz - she can't help but stay and fight a futile battle. In any case - thanks for playing, won't reply to any of this bullshit in future.