Liz Shaw One Crazy NZ Idol Bitch

[Juha]

the spectacular suicide must be coming. Hopfeully she sees it before it arrives.

[-101-Hoover]

tbh I thought this was Liz

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3675239a11,00.html

these 2 should be married...

[The Edge]

lol, funny how people hate him too

[disasterpiece]

ROFL, PORN GIRL!

/Edit: MMMM, closeup.

[The Edge]

This may be the thread where she mentions the spoiler.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Community/M...readid=9791798

[-101-Hoover]

doesnt sound like her at all.

txt speak is not one of her symptoms

[Stalk3r]

i can imagine the board meetings at a radio station.

Guy 1 : " We need to hire a new presenter for our primetime show, We need someone with shock value, someone who does outrageous things and has a crazy attitude. "

Guy 2 : " We could hire liz shaw LOL "

Guy 1 : " You're Fired "

Guy 2 : " But but but, why? "

Guy 1 : " You just dont even joke about that kind of stuff, its wrong "

[nih]

Bullshit Liz has lost any weight.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/List...px?id=56447112

This is the pair of jeans she bought on trademe. Ignore the picture, they're a size 16. Taking into account her short statute, this is woman-code for "fat".

[weirdo]

if she is 5 foot 3 and size 16 all I can say is she isnt buying those sizes for the length in the leg. chubb.

[Mark98]

Haha, 'porn girl'. She's never gonna live that down.

[-101-Hoover]

i think its funnier that it is 'porn girl' ... ads a try hard quality to it.

[StN]

As stated previously, the moniker "Porn Girl" is misleading...

[StN]

[weirdo]

she really really needs to learn how to apply make up.

[disasterpiece]

Originally Posted by weirdo

she really really needs to learn how to apply make up.

She had makeup on?

[weirdo]

I mean someone needs to tell her the point of wearing make up is so you look naturally beautiful. as they say less is more.

I think beetlejuice may have been posted but...

Dark eye make up, blonde hair, bad teeth, pasty skin. Could it be her twin? And if so which one is the evil one?

[disasterpiece]

Hi Liz.

[weirdo]

she just needs to bleach her hair and leave the regrowth.

[Cyberbob]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,...7a1860,00.html

:/

[Jenza]

$30 OMG HOLY FUCK WHERE DO I SIGN UP??

Man I earned more when I was an extra on that Tom Selleck movie they filmed here. Just reminds me of Ricky Gervais's series Extras, man that rocked.

[StN]

I guess with the resurgence of Liz Shaw close ups, Listerine will be having second thoughts about having her visage associated with their product too.

[Mark98]

^^^ Liz is the 'before' shot.

[i love lamp]

look at tghe teeth....

[i love lamp]

Its all gone quiet on the HAMBEAST front.

[weirdo]

After such big news it has gone totally boring here. Why hasn't the edge dragged up something new yet?

[weirdo]

Originally Posted by Jiz on street talk

I'm wallowing but I'm looking at various options I have as to how I deal with this.

I never told anyone but I've been a writer since I was about 14 years old. I wrote several scripts based on Shortland Street except it was set in a high school and the lead was Joanne I think. It all seems so long ago.

I've also written a novel (based on reality) but I'm too scared to show anyone.

I wrote a whole play (The Tangled Web) which again I'm too scared to show anyone.

I have also been working on a horror for a few months. I went through this stage last year where I watched heaps of horror films and got so much inspiration that I started writing one but I got stuck on page 30 I think it was.

I have also been a poem writer since the age of 14.

My writing is something very personal to me though. When I was 13 I dreamed of making the aramoana murders into a film but never got around to it and then robert sarkies announced that he was going to.

I have also submitted an idea for a reality show to touchdown productions.

I think I may be miserable enough to start writing again, after all misery is where I draw my inspiration from to write and since November last year I lost inspiration for writing because I was too happy but I think I can do it again.

I am moving to Australia at the end of the year which unfortunately means selling my car:-(

I mean yeah I'm guttted about this whole situation but I'm looking at various options and Australia is not a bad consequence, I've been needing to get out of the comfort zone of being in New Zealand and I thinkl this has given me that push and desire to do so.

I don't want to waste my talent when I have so much of it that is unrecognised and being channeled into the wrong areas.

I am also going camping for a week after radio school to get my head around things and take time out.

life is what you make of it and I'm trying to come out of this situation alive and kicking. People have always said I'm a fighter.

I think when we are sad we have to let our emotions take over and as my flatmate (who is like an aunty to me) said last night, we have to allow ourselves to grieve and feel pain and thats what I've been doing this week, even if it has been in private.

*Can't believe she just revealed so much of her true personality in this post.*

oh dear. Liz is a "writer". But yeah her poetry is a horror. looks like she will be dropping her degree at the end of the year and selling her car to move to Aussie. She wont get screw all for the car.

[The Edge]

Nothing new to report. Maybe she's finally learned to pull her ugly head in.

[StN]

Page 28 of the Sunday News - 1/2 a page of headline for NZ-Idol wannabes:

It's a fine line between sexy and hot and slapper ho-dog

Naturally, the accoumpanying pic is of Miss Shaw!

[weirdo]

"If they're a slapper ho-dog, I'm going to tell them."

damn shame Liz can't go on. Her face would've been priceless.

[TnT]

Originally Posted by weirdo via Street Talk

I am moving to Australia at the end of the year which unfortunately means selling my car:-(

Fear not fellow ex-pats, I'm alerting AQIS and Steve Irwin to the impending biological threat to Australias borders. I think they've got their hands full with the Cane Toads, they don't need another prolific pest over here.

[weirdo]

Weirdo is not Liz Shaw!

[The Edge]

Which is good, one Liz is more than enough
In fact, nah, one Liz is too many.

[nih]

Please don't let the thread die Liz, it's the best fucking entertainment I've had in months.

Cmon back you nutty bitch!

[crocos]

Originally Posted by nih

Please don't let the thread die Liz, it's the best fucking entertainment I've had in months.

If that is the case, then you SERIOUSLY need to get a life.

[weirdo]

Originally Posted by nih

Please don't let the thread die Liz, it's the best fucking entertainment I've had in months.

Cmon back you nutty bitch!

I agree. She is comedy gold.

[Malach]

<rob2__> so funny story
<rob2__> I was in  a shop today
<rob2__> and the guy in the shop was talking about some thread on     
               nzgames
<rob2__> blah blah
<rob2__> apparently he hangs out on undernet as well, from work
<rob2__> so I was checking to see if we knew anyone in common
<rob2__> and I mentioned a bunch of names, no hits
<rob2__> until I get to jenza
<misnoma> eveyone knows jenza
<rob2__> right
<Malach> Jenza's just a whore.
<rob2__> but this guy follows that up with "what's with his liz shaw
               obsession?  he goes on about her all the time.  Are they an item
               in real life or something?"
<misnoma> roffle :D
<PhiRatE> bwahahaha
<YC> Bwahahaha.

[crocos]

Oh man... low blow!

snigger... chortle... lol!!

[Malach]

Originally Posted by crocos

Oh man... low blow!

Low blows? Is that what he likes?

(I didn't know she was *that* short)

[Stalk3r]

HAHAHAHAHA

goddamn nzgames

*goes back to thread finding*

[-101-Hoover]

Liz really needs this.

http://www.practice.co.nz/