Liz Shaw One Crazy NZ Idol Bitch - Page 60

Jenza · 22nd August 2005, 14:19

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Originally posted by StN
So she has said she won't do porn again, and she has learnt so much, but 1:12:00 in to Dodgey Sam's show...

Oh my - she was a bit harsh on Jenza at 1:18...

Typical.

I hate you Sam.

Jenza · 22nd August 2005, 14:22

Oh yeah the mystery bags he mentioned, yeah. I'll be posting about those soon. They are indeed, erm, odd.

Stalk3r · 22nd August 2005, 14:25

they may be related but in my eyes i dont believe they are the same person, the reason i say this is because liz (or jiz as some have Amusingly named it) Appears to be too damned stupid to understand not saying her name 5 million times per paragraph is the correct way to write/speak when writing or speaking in 3rd person

this person seems to have a firm grasp on this concept however, which of course leads me to believe they are not the same.

P.S. Your one sick mother fucker none the less

Mokoro · 22nd August 2005, 14:26

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Originally posted by Mongorize
(I take it thats where shes from right?)

No, she's not from Tauranga thank christ. This may explain where she is from though..

Stalk3r · 22nd August 2005, 14:29

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Originally posted by Mokoro
No, she's not from Tauranga thank christ. This may explain where she is from though..

you and your fucking space people

mokotard you need a bullet

Nambio · 22nd August 2005, 14:33

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Originally posted by Lizs_LoverBoy
I wish only one day to be so fortunate as to meet her and be able to express myself to her in person.

you want to meet her? a few pages back she said what papers she was doing. look those up on the uni website and find the lecture theatre. then wait.

THEN FUCK OFF FROM THIS FORUM.

Lizs_LoverBoy · 22nd August 2005, 14:49

wow, some very distinct hostility in this forum, i can only surmise that when over 2500 replies are made in a single thread about one person that theres alot of people with nothing better to do with their time than to try and make a wonderfull girl such as Liz feel bad about herself.
This shows me that almost 90% of the people frequenting this forum have absolutely no self respect or any confidence in themselves, so little are their minds and meaningless are their lives that they must belittle and degrade others in order to feel better about themselves.
I can only pity such creatures as these, for their lives are obviously miserable and empty, my sympothies go out to you all.
I am fortunate enough to have had my previously empty life filled with the knowledge that a girl like Liz truely exists, and might one day deem to spend time with me.

Mokoro · 22nd August 2005, 14:50

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Originally posted by Lizs_LoverBoy
wow, some very distinct hostility in this forum, i can only surmise that when over 2500 replies are made in a single thread about one person that theres alot of people with nothing better to do with their time than to try and make a wonderfull girl such as Liz feel bad about herself.
This shows me that almost 90% of the people frequenting this forum have absolutely no self respect or any confidence in themselves, so little are their minds and meaningless are their lives that they must belittle and degrade others in order to feel better about themselves.
I can only pity such creatures as these, for their lives are obviously miserable and empty, my sympothies go out to you all.
I am fortunate enough to have had my previously empty life filled with the knowledge that a girl like Liz truely exists, and might one day deem to spend time with me.

Fuck off troll. Or liz. Which ever, who cares, just fuck off.

Lizs_LoverBoy · 22nd August 2005, 14:53

wow he seems almost the perfect example to proove me right.

Mongorize · 22nd August 2005, 14:53

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Originally posted by Lizs_LoverBoy
wow, some very distinct hostility in this forum, i can only surmise that when over 2500 replies are made in a single thread about one person that theres alot of people with nothing better to do with their time than to try and make a wonderfull girl such as Liz feel bad about herself.
This shows me that almost 90% of the people frequenting this forum have absolutely no self respect or any confidence in themselves, so little are their minds and meaningless are their lives that they must belittle and degrade others in order to feel better about themselves.
I can only pity such creatures as these, for their lives are obviously miserable and empty, my sympothies go out to you all.
I am fortunate enough to have had my previously empty life filled with the knowledge that a girl like Liz truely exists, and might one day deem to spend time with me.

Christ Man!!! Let us hackle in peace!

Mokoro · 22nd August 2005, 14:57

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Originally posted by Lizs_LoverBoy
wow he seems almost the perfect example to proove me right.

proove what?

What makes this so funny is that Liz doesn't even know she is being hassled in here. She waltzes back into the forum, and starts ranting about some new retarded venture.. Which we all pick to pieces in a very amusing fashion.. (example: leaving radio school, her reasons, which all proove pointless and incorrect)

I think Lizs Loverboy is liz's skitzo other half, where she has all of a sudden come to terms with what we have actually said.. Its actually made it to her distorted mind.. "Hang on, they might be right..."

So she flicks over to loverboy to defend herself.
[/end thesis]

Lizs_LoverBoy · 22nd August 2005, 15:01

nice theory, get that off the back of a wheetbix box did you genius.
Well i guess since you must be the all knowing all wise guru of phsycology then every had better bow before your insight.

OHHH WAAIIIT, thats right, your a full of shit imbocillic moron with about as much brain matter as an ameba, and the inteligence of a festered fart.

Mongorize · 22nd August 2005, 15:05

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Originally posted by Lizs_LoverBoy
nice theory, get that off the back of a wheetbix box did you genius.
Well i guess since you must be the all knowing all wise guru of phsycology then every had better bow before your insight.

OHHH WAAIIIT, thats right, your a full of shit imbocillic moron with about as much brain matter as an ameba, and the inteligence of a festered fart.

Lol, "loverboy" You are sadistic piece of shit. What would you do if iz was in trouble? Personally if her face was on fire id help beat it out, plus at least then she would have a free makeover.

Lizs_LoverBoy · 22nd August 2005, 15:07

well that goes without saying Mongorize, we can all tell that youd willingly beat it over Lizs face whenever you got the chance.
You dont have to butch it up and pretend youd only do it out of compassion and well being for her.

Mokoro · 22nd August 2005, 15:14

cmon people, the trolls had enough for one day....

(ps, you insult me, after telling the world of your love for liz and how you keep pictures of her beside your bed?)

Second thoughts this has to be liz. Cmon....... Either that or a deranged friend of hers (You'd have to be deranged lol)

Mongorize · 22nd August 2005, 15:14

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Originally posted by Lizs_LoverBoy
well that goes without saying Mongorize, we can all tell that youd willingly beat it over Lizs face whenever you got the chance.
You dont have to butch it up and pretend youd only do it out of compassion and well being for her.

OMG you ARE an idiot! what a surprise -_-

Oh, and she looks more butch than anyone i know, so i think she'l be able to take it

Lizs_LoverBoy · 22nd August 2005, 15:26

took you a while and a couple of attempts and thats all you could come up with?

The Edge · 22nd August 2005, 15:27

Liz. Give it up. No one here likes you.

Lizs_LoverBoy · 22nd August 2005, 15:29

lol, its actually extremely amusing sitting here watching you guys assume im Liz lol.
Couldnt actually be much further from the truth.
But if you wish to continue to assume im her then by all means lol.
Only makes you guys look like idiots and offers me even more amusement lol.

Mongorize · 22nd August 2005, 15:33

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Originally posted by Lizs_LoverBoy
lol, its actually extremely amusing sitting here watching you guys assume im Liz lol.
Couldnt actually be much further from the truth.
But if you wish to continue to assume im her then by all means lol.
Only makes you guys look like idiots and offers me even more amusement lol.

1) Learn how to count.

2) Learn how to spell and use grammar.

3) Learn that you are an idiot/tard.

4) Learn that you are a sadistic fucktard who's clearly into animals.

5) Send your pics of you and Liz here: www.sexwithpigs.com

fidgit · 22nd August 2005, 15:49

It's almost like a mini GPForums in here now.

Seriously though, learn to spell check. At the very least, learn to give your posts a quick once-over before you hit post to make sure the grammar is roughly passable and there are no glaringly daft spelling mistakes. You'd be amazed how much more credibility you gain when you don't come across as a 12 year old wagging school to come home and jerk off over the attention you're getting on an internet forum.

samael · 22nd August 2005, 15:51

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Originally posted by Lizs_LoverBoy
lol, its actually extremely amusing sitting here watching you guys assume im Liz lol.

Hurr hurr some of them think I might be pretending to not be me hurr hurr I am so funny!!!!

Small things, small minds.

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Originally posted by Lizs_LoverBoy

Couldnt actually be much further from the truth.

Whoops, now we know. Bummer. You sure pulled the old wool right over our collective eyes though, you sly dog you.

Quote:

Originally posted by Lizs_LoverBoy

But if you wish to continue to assume im her then by all means lol.
Only makes you guys look like idiots and offers me even more amusement lol.

"then by all means laughing out loud"
"even more amusement laughing out loud"

O_o Those sentences dont even make sense, dumbarse. By the way, if Liz can learn to use the quote button, I am sure you can to.

Jenza · 22nd August 2005, 16:32

Noone gives a crap, seriously.

Waldo · 22nd August 2005, 16:34

Lizs_LoverBoy · 22nd August 2005, 16:40

This forum reminds me of one i used to use when i was living in the south island.
It was great down there, used to love going to the beachs in nelson, has anyone else on here ever spent much time in nelson?

Mongorize · 22nd August 2005, 17:07

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Originally posted by Lizs_LoverBoy
This forum reminds me of one i used to use when i was living in the south island.
It was great down there, used to love going to the beachs in nelson, has anyone else on here ever spent much time in nelson?

I now give Nelson my lowest rating for a city EVER! a 6/10

Ban Midou · 22nd August 2005, 17:14

So Jenza do you really have a small penis? And are you fat and hairy??

TnT · 22nd August 2005, 17:32

More to the point, how does one 'Dodgy Sam' seem to know so much about your anatomy?

Gargoyle · 22nd August 2005, 17:40

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Originally posted by TnT
More to the point, how does one 'Dodgy Sam' seem to know so much about your anatomy?

The same way he knows about the huge bag of used dildos in Jenza's garage.

Mark98 · 22nd August 2005, 17:51

...and what's with the goat, Jenza?

StN · 22nd August 2005, 18:02

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Originally posted by Gargoyle
The same way he knows about the huge bag of used dildos in Jenza's garage.

But Dirtbag said she auctioned them off!

Mystery bidder Jenza?

Hazmat · 22nd August 2005, 18:31

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Originally posted by Lizs_LoverBoy
lol, its actually extremely amusing sitting here watching you guys assume im Liz lol.
Couldnt actually be much further from the truth.
But if you wish to continue to assume im her then by all means lol.
Only makes you guys look like idiots and offers me even more amusement lol.

That you duckstab?

Lizs_LoverBoy · 22nd August 2005, 19:02

For matters of national security i cannot divulge at this time my true identity, it could potentially affect Lizs political apsirations if my identity were to at this time become known.

Ezekiel 25:17 · 22nd August 2005, 19:04

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Originally posted by Lizs_LoverBoy

At least she had the balls

Yes. I came into the conversation just for that.

Helious · 22nd August 2005, 20:06

I saw Liz Shaw today.

She was coming out of a Starmart on Queen Street at roughly 4pm.

I glared at her. She glared back.

I _nearly_ exposed myself, but I was in a rush and she had company.

ftr.. They weren't lying about her and mini-skirts. She officially has the whitest legs i've ever seen.

Ben Dover · 22nd August 2005, 22:09

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Originally posted by Lizs_LoverBoy
Yes i would lick her pussy, i would lick every square inch of her body from top to bottom.
She turns me on in a way no one else ever has.
I love the way her finger looked in her own pussy, and would love to both put my own inside her and to lick her fingers after she had been doing it to herself.
I would love to lick her arsehole and taste the sweet taste that is Liz.

This is sickening. This post irrevocably classifies you somewhere between a cockroach and the white stuff that accumulates on your teeth if you don't get to brush your teeth all day.

Quote:

Originally posted by Lizs_LoverBoy
I am fortunate enough to have had my previously empty life filled with the knowledge that a girl like Liz truely exists, and might one day deem to spend time with me.

Brain broke?

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Originally posted by Lizs_LoverBoy
For matters of national security i cannot divulge at this time my true identity, it could potentially affect Lizs political apsirations if my identity were to at this time become known.

You excrete the most stupid drivel I heard ever. Seriously dude, you are thick as pig shit.

Quote:

Originally posted by Lizs_LoverBoy
lol, its actually extremely amusing sitting here watching you guys assume im Liz lol.
Couldnt actually be much further from the truth.
But if you wish to continue to assume im her then by all means lol.
Only makes you guys look like idiots and offers me even more amusement lol.

Dunno why anyone would seriously think you are Liz. Although she evidently has more issues than she can deal with, her IQ would easily exceed yours by a double digit factor. Her physical features might force her onto the defensive and it has been suggested that she might have bipolar disorder, but at least theoretically she could scrape up the cash for an extreme makeover and get treatment for her mental issues. But what could you do about you ugly fucking self? My advice: apply for a darwin award.

Lizs_LoverBoy · 22nd August 2005, 22:38

some people themselves far too seriously, its fucking hilarious.

CCS · 22nd August 2005, 22:43

Quote:

Originally posted by Lizs_LoverBoy
Yes i would lick her pussy, i would lick every square inch of her body from top to bottom.
She turns me on in a way no one else ever has.
I love the way her finger looked in her own pussy, and would love to both put my own inside her and to lick her fingers after she had been doing it to herself.
I would love to lick her arsehole and taste the sweet taste that is Liz.

Eww. Long way to go for a troll.

...

Is that you, Homo Erectus?

Quote:

Originally posted by Lizs_LoverBoy
your a full of shit imbocillic moron with about as much brain matter as an ameba, and the inteligence of a festered fart.

BAHAHAHAHAAA! I don't say this very often, but QOTM please.

CCS · 22nd August 2005, 22:45

Quote:

Originally posted by Lizs_LoverBoy
some people themselves far too seriously, its fucking hilarious.

You don't take yourself seriously enough. Get some standards. What are ya? A hunchback?

The Edge · 22nd August 2005, 22:49

Quote:

Originally posted by Lizs_LoverBoy
some people themselves far too seriously, its fucking hilarious.

Your England is far too goodest...!

22nd August 2005, 14:22	#2362
Jenza	Oh yeah the mystery bags he mentioned, yeah. I'll be posting about those soon. They are indeed, erm, odd.

22nd August 2005, 14:25	#2363
Stalk3r	they may be related but in my eyes i dont believe they are the same person, the reason i say this is because liz (or jiz as some have Amusingly named it) Appears to be too damned stupid to understand not saying her name 5 million times per paragraph is the correct way to write/speak when writing or speaking in 3rd person this person seems to have a firm grasp on this concept however, which of course leads me to believe they are not the same. P.S. Your one sick mother fucker none the less

22nd August 2005, 14:49	#2367
Lizs_LoverBoy	wow, some very distinct hostility in this forum, i can only surmise that when over 2500 replies are made in a single thread about one person that theres alot of people with nothing better to do with their time than to try and make a wonderfull girl such as Liz feel bad about herself. This shows me that almost 90% of the people frequenting this forum have absolutely no self respect or any confidence in themselves, so little are their minds and meaningless are their lives that they must belittle and degrade others in order to feel better about themselves. I can only pity such creatures as these, for their lives are obviously miserable and empty, my sympothies go out to you all. I am fortunate enough to have had my previously empty life filled with the knowledge that a girl like Liz truely exists, and might one day deem to spend time with me.

22nd August 2005, 14:53	#2369
Lizs_LoverBoy	wow he seems almost the perfect example to proove me right.

22nd August 2005, 15:01	#2372
Lizs_LoverBoy	nice theory, get that off the back of a wheetbix box did you genius. Well i guess since you must be the all knowing all wise guru of phsycology then every had better bow before your insight. OHHH WAAIIIT, thats right, your a full of shit imbocillic moron with about as much brain matter as an ameba, and the inteligence of a festered fart. Last edited by Lizs_LoverBoy : 22nd August 2005 at 15:02.

22nd August 2005, 15:07	#2374
Lizs_LoverBoy	well that goes without saying Mongorize, we can all tell that youd willingly beat it over Lizs face whenever you got the chance. You dont have to butch it up and pretend youd only do it out of compassion and well being for her.

22nd August 2005, 15:14	#2375
Mokoro	cmon people, the trolls had enough for one day.... (ps, you insult me, after telling the world of your love for liz and how you keep pictures of her beside your bed?) Second thoughts this has to be liz. Cmon....... Either that or a deranged friend of hers (You'd have to be deranged lol)

22nd August 2005, 15:26	#2377
Lizs_LoverBoy	took you a while and a couple of attempts and thats all you could come up with?

22nd August 2005, 15:27	#2378
The Edge	Liz. Give it up. No one here likes you.

22nd August 2005, 15:29	#2379
Lizs_LoverBoy	lol, its actually extremely amusing sitting here watching you guys assume im Liz lol. Couldnt actually be much further from the truth. But if you wish to continue to assume im her then by all means lol. Only makes you guys look like idiots and offers me even more amusement lol.

22nd August 2005, 15:49	#2381
fidgit Always itchy	It's almost like a mini GPForums in here now. Seriously though, learn to spell check. At the very least, learn to give your posts a quick once-over before you hit post to make sure the grammar is roughly passable and there are no glaringly daft spelling mistakes. You'd be amazed how much more credibility you gain when you don't come across as a 12 year old wagging school to come home and jerk off over the attention you're getting on an internet forum.

22nd August 2005, 16:32	#2383
Jenza	Noone gives a crap, seriously.

22nd August 2005, 16:40	#2385
Lizs_LoverBoy	This forum reminds me of one i used to use when i was living in the south island. It was great down there, used to love going to the beachs in nelson, has anyone else on here ever spent much time in nelson?

22nd August 2005, 17:14	#2387
Ban Midou	So Jenza do you really have a small penis? And are you fat and hairy??

22nd August 2005, 17:32	#2388
TnT	More to the point, how does one 'Dodgy Sam' seem to know so much about your anatomy?

22nd August 2005, 17:51	#2390
Mark98	...and what's with the goat, Jenza?

22nd August 2005, 19:02	#2393
Lizs_LoverBoy	For matters of national security i cannot divulge at this time my true identity, it could potentially affect Lizs political apsirations if my identity were to at this time become known.

22nd August 2005, 20:06	#2395
Helious	I saw Liz Shaw today. She was coming out of a Starmart on Queen Street at roughly 4pm. I glared at her. She glared back. I _nearly_ exposed myself, but I was in a rush and she had company. ftr.. They weren't lying about her and mini-skirts. She officially has the whitest legs i've ever seen.

22nd August 2005, 22:38	#2397
Lizs_LoverBoy	some people themselves far too seriously, its fucking hilarious.