Liz Shaw One Crazy NZ Idol Bitch

[The Edge]

Originally Posted by Vrtigo

thing is mpx, shes living in a bubble, forced there because shes an outsider. her own fault? maybe, maybe not, but her view of what she is has been clouded by all of the adamantium walls shes had to put up just to survive the assault of criticism shes endured over the years.

now even her own criticism of herself is blocked out completely because shes "allowing herself to believe those people".

@Vrtigo: Wrong.

[Mark98]

Today's the day. Countdown to fail has commenced.

Originally Posted by Liz Shaw on Twitter

Just got on my bus out to Manukau. So many thoughts right now #xfactornz audition.

Originally Posted by Liz Shaw on Twitter

Oh my God, it's like just hit me. I'm auditioning for #xfactornz today, TODAY, TODAY. Shit, it's just hit me,

[CCS]

Tears by lunchtime.

[leadinjector]

i spit coffee on my screen when i read on her twitter that she is a "fitness freak"

am i a bad person for watching her twitter gleefully waiting for her post interview rant?

[Mark98]

Well, suffice to say, she crashed and burned:

Originally Posted by Liz Shaw on Twitter

All I can say is the show will be a total failure and the 'winner' won't have a successful career. I was not flat but I'll record myself when I get home. I have no fucking idea what happened.

Predictably, she's blaming the judges, and the fact that her "idol" Paul Holmes passed on etc. Oh, and she throws in a conspiracy theory too:

Originally Posted by Liz Shaw on Twitter

like I say Dominic Bowden was there. Maybe he asked them to say no to me, can't rule that out.

It's not all over, however. We now have this to look forward to:

Originally Posted by Liz Shaw on Twitter

And that's cool. I'll do NZ's Got Talent when it comes around.

https://twitter.com/LizShawNZ1

[Vrtigo]

Originally Posted by Liz Shaw on Twitter

I wasn't out of tune though, supposedly I was flat but had a nice voice. Its possible I sung it in a different key.

uhhh.

[CCS]

Lol, there's more tweets there than I care to read. What I do see though is that she's blaming everyone and everything except for herself and her own lack of talent.

[Vrtigo]

lol her account is now suspended!

[Mark98]

https://twitter.com/artisticlizshaw

[Vrtigo]

and this is a pic she posted herself.

[CCS]

Liz Shaw thinks that if she'd done the Lady Gaga song instead of the Mariah Carey song, she'd have passed the audition. No, Liz Shaw, it doesn't matter what song you butcher. You cannot sing.

Originally Posted by Vrtigo

and this is a pic she posted herself.

Proof of how deluded she is. She looks at that pic and thinks "Fuck I am one secksy hambeast".

[The Edge]

She uses that picture to demonstrate how fat she used to be and how much weight she's lost. Apparently (according to her) she's a size 6 or 8 now.

[Vrtigo]

i dunno about you, but i wouldnt let any sentient being see that horrible photo.

[leadinjector]

http://lizshawnzgottalent2013.blogspot.co.nz/

the lols, they refuse to stop

[The Edge]

This will be (unsurprisingly) yet another failure. Everyone (or everything) else will get the blame, to make up for Liz's God-awful singing.

[Mark98]

Originally Posted by Liz Shaw on Twitter

Okay people, yesterday I lied about my X Factor audition. I did get through.

[wazza]

I bet she's drunk

[Vrtigo]

hahahahah fucking bullshittttt

[The Edge]

http://lizshawprepsforxfactor2013.bl...e-miracle.html

"I lied." I think she's lying now, too.

[leadinjector]

https://twitter.com/artisticlizshaw

shes having a meltdown on twitter right now about being bullied. quite sad really

[The Edge]

Originally Posted by leadinjector

https://twitter.com/artisticlizshaw

shes having a meltdown on twitter right now about being bullied. quite sad really

All self-inflicted.

[crocos]

And now, alledgedly, she didn't even audition. I wanted more audition trainwreck-lulz!!

[Pepsi]

I wonder if she actually has any irl friends or family who are concerned about her, or if they all just distance themselves from the crazy.

[Ab]

I know a girl show somehow manages to look like Liz Shaw and be attractive at the same time. It's weird.

[Pepsi]

I can only imagine how sad a person would feel if someone said "hey, has anyone ever told you, you look a little bit like Liz Shaw?". Also, pics.

[CCS]

Liz Shaw's blogs and twitter are either blocked or gone :/

[StN]

Oh you big tease...

Originally Posted by Liz Shaw‏@artisticlizshaw

… Reluctantly I'm back because I need traffic for my blog and you tube channel.

[Vrtigo]

gay. what a huge let down. but tbh, probably the best decision shes ever made.

[Mark98]

Originally Posted by Liz Shaw on Twitter

No comments from Twitter are to be reproduced without my explicit permission. Do not reproduce anything I say without approval.

Oh, shit, I've done goofed up. She's probably gonna call the cyber police on me.

https://twitter.com/artisticlizshaw

https://twitter.com/lizshawnz

[The Edge]

Yet another reincarnation of "The [crappy] Liz Shaw Show" rears its ugly head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSmwLhpytFk

[Pepsi]

Fucken hell she's gross..

[Biggus]

and today's gem in regard to the govt. move to imposeplain packaging on cigarettes.

"Liz Shaw24 minutes ago
So what, obesity is okay but smoking isn't?! This government is so hypocritical."

[Chingo De Mecos]

https://www.facebook.com/carlsjrnz/p...28505310565659

[The Edge]

She also thinks she has a second chance at The X Factor with the song in this video.

[Mark98]

The more she "practices," the worse she gets.

[PhX]

Classic lol right there when I was searching what people thought of the vote

[The Edge]

Liz is aching to become an X Factor "insider". There are far better people in the running. Doesn't stop her from trying though.

[Ab]

how can I resist typing that user-friendly URL into my phone right away

[StN]

Originally Posted by Ab

how can I resist typing that user-friendly URL into my phone right away

First thought was "Why no QR code?"

[leadinjector]

dafuq is an x factor insider? not that i watch that garbage show anyway