Pic of the day 2.0

[Nine_of_Hearts]

Originally Posted by Helious

i refer to it as DisgraceBook

I remember when 'facebook' meant hitting someone in the face with a book. Good times.

In fact, now that people assume you mean some homo social networking bullshit when you say 'facebook', you can ask them "Would you like to see my facebook?". They always say yes, and it's always hilarious.

Because you hit them in the face with a book.

I prefer to use a bible. But I will settle for a hard-back physics text book.

If you don't have a book handy, you can ask them if they'd like to see your 'myspace', or 'bebo'. These of course are euphemisms for 'penis'

Which you them hit them in the face with.

You might need to stand on a chair for this one. Especially in an office setting, where people are not inclined to lean over so their faces are at crotch height.

Now, I know you're terribly eager to try this for yourself, but don't get too excited and confuse yourself. You don't want to end up trying to slap their penis with your face. Boy, I'll never live that down!

[Nine_of_Hearts]

Originally Posted by Jonas Undrawing

if my musician friends knew how to do proper promo for their gigs (gig guides / posters on the street and fliers in cafes, or how about just fucking mentioning it when talking to people!?), i'd leave facebook in an instant. But as it happens, they typically ONLY create an event on facebook and that is the only way to know about it. le suck

Print out a flyer, and attach it to a book.

Or your penis.

[Thomas Meatball]

Originally Posted by Lightspeed

Someone find the YouTube vid of that...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpgCd2ljtjk

[Thomas Meatball]

[JP]

Check out this boss motherfucker.



This brave man walked through the anti-health care crowd with his large poster and was immediately set upon by the crowd. One person spit on him, while others pushed and tried to grab his flag until the police intervened. Most of the crowd around him turned on him like rabid dogs, yelling epithets and things like commie, why dont you leave this country etc. Impressively, he remained unflappable and had this little smile on the whole time.

[Thomas Meatball]

What a lame picture.

[pxpx]

[?>Superman]

ahahah

[ZoSo]

Brilliant.

[Helious]

that's really well done, lol

[Cyberbob]

aaahahah i love it

[Pepsi]

LOL awesome! Definitely stealing-and-sharing that one!

[pxpx]

Originally Posted by Pepsi

LOL awesome! Definitely stealing-and-sharing that one!

haha yea i cant take credit, was too good not to post here tho

[Cyberbob]

at least now he can play Ghost IRL

[Rocket]

Originally Posted by Cyberbob

at least now he can play Ghost IRL

baa daa .. ba da.. baaaaaa daaaa ba dum dum, ba dum dum.. PISH!

[fobski]

[Thomas Meatball]

Was posting it twice part of the joke?

[Vrtigo]

Originally Posted by pxpx

...and a meme was born.

[Thomas Meatball]

...and Vrtigo still sucks.

[p01s0n]

Originally Posted by Vrtigo

...and a meme was born.

the moment someone says this, or "man this still cracks me up" or "haha this will never get old!"...is pretty much the exact moment it starts to suck.

[p-b]

Man p01s0n still cracks me up!

[p01s0n]

game planet's THatTAwaY ->
*slide whistle*

[Azmodan]

Yeah because NZG doesn't have its share of dorky memes that ceased to be funny years ago

(gp is a bad forum)

[StN]

Looks like someone didn't get their $2 back...

[crocos]

Originally Posted by p01s0n

the moment someone says this, or "man this still cracks me up" or "haha this will never get old!"...is pretty much the exact moment it starts to suck.

Quoted for Great Truth.

[Thomas Meatball]

That's rich, coming from one of the least funny people here.

[Bandalador]

Wow, it's good to know CCS is in control of the measuring stick of NZG funny. Fag.

[Trigger]

Originally Posted by Thomas Meatball

That's rich, coming from one of the least funny people here.

what a Kanye thing to say

[Thomas Meatball]

Originally Posted by Bandalador

Wow, it's good to know CCS is in control of the measuring stick of NZG funny. Fag.

Can you think of someone more suited?

[MadMax]

[Thomas Meatball]

Originally Posted by Trigger

what a Kanye thing to say

Maybe it seems that way on the face of it, but think about it. Is it any secret that crocos tells shit jokes? No. I'm just saying what everyone else is thinking. Anybody else could've said what I said and it would ring just as true.


Just sayin'.

[fobski]

ahh sorry was supposed to post this underneath the first one, not the same one twice

[Thomas Meatball]

Bwahahahaa! The NZG measuring stick of funny does declare that to be not only worthy of the wait, but also worthy of an audible chuckle in real life!

[Helious]

you say audible chuckle i say IRL LOL

fucking good shit though, whoever came up with that

[Trigger]

Originally Posted by Thomas Meatball

Maybe it seems that way on the face of it, but think about it. Is it any secret that crocos tells shit jokes? No. I'm just saying what everyone else is thinking. Anybody else could've said what I said and it would ring just as true.


Just sayin'.

all I hear is "blah blah blah I'm a lyrical genius"

[Nahaz]

More bald men should tattoo their heads. seems like a perfect canvas.

[Toksin]

That's a haircut.

[Nahaz]

Originally Posted by Toksin

That's a haircut.

Yeah i know, it kinda looks like a tattoo.

Anyway dwell on this beast:

[Thomas Meatball]

Originally Posted by Trigger

all I hear is "blah blah blah I'm a lyrical genius"

You've changed, man. You're running with the flock.

[Azmodan]

Nah pretty sure you're just a penis