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Old 18th May 2009, 23:01     #6121
Helious
 
^^^ HAHAHAHAHA

Say what?!
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Old 18th May 2009, 23:08     #6122
Reformed_Quint
 
True story cuz.

Got on the piss in a uni dorm, as you do.

Anyway, got to that critical turning point where people start throwing up, got my shoes thrown up on by a mate so i pushed him into his puke (hey... fairs fair). Anyway, mission to the toilet to grab a towel or some shit to clean up my airforce ones, open the door <BAM> passed out nakkid chick on the toilet, i kinda semi freak out! Wooooah! mate comes around the corner all 'Caaaaaaaarnt you pushed.... what the fuck?!?!?!' We stood there for a good 5 mins before deciding we needed someone with more vagina to deal with the situation.

Later that week i macked her, good work all round really.
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Old 19th May 2009, 01:49     #6123
MoP
 
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^^^^ Do you know how it came De-railed????
Yeah I saw it happen.

The trams were being diverted, and he went the normal way. Got told he'd gone the wrong way, then tried to back the tram up the road. Either they're not designed to do that, or he did it too fast, cause, yep, Epic Fail.
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Old 19th May 2009, 02:07     #6124
MoP
 
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Old 19th May 2009, 02:19     #6125
CCS
Stunt Pants
 
How does it go again?
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Old 19th May 2009, 02:52     #6126
com
porntube.
 
Fuck you MoP.
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Old 19th May 2009, 08:36     #6127
A Corpse
talkative lurker
 
Didn't work for me 'cos for some ungodly reason I already have "dancing with myself" playing in my head...
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Old 19th May 2009, 10:03     #6128
Waldo
Pornstar
 
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Didn't work for me 'cos for some ungodly reason I already have "dancing with myself" playing in my head...
now I do to..
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Old 19th May 2009, 11:15     #6129
Furry Crew
 
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Wow a law specifically designed to put poor black people in jail. If you can't pay the fine you get to spend at least 3 months in jail for showing your butt crack! Being America it seems like a year would be standard since likely only black men would be prosecuted. Ugh. Not at you, at reality.
It's not specifically @ black people but indirectly you could say.

The origin of the Saggy Jeans "look" comes from American prisons.
You get your jeans the 1st day you get into prison but they don't give you belts (just incase you hang yourself etc etc).
After awhile in jail alot of people get alot thinner by not getting fed as much and/or working out/weights. This inturn make the jeans they got from day 1 alot bigger and becomes baggy

Now when they got out of prison they retained that "look" which in turn became like a badge of honour saying "I've been in the inside". Which was copied by random people to look "tough" or whatever.

You can fill in the blanks from there to the "fashion statement" it is today
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Old 19th May 2009, 12:53     #6130
Waldo
Pornstar
 
and here I was thinking they were just douche bags
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Old 19th May 2009, 14:01     #6131
dead goon
 
Now you know.
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Old 19th May 2009, 19:15     #6132
Surak
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Quote:
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and here I was thinking they were just douche bags
I don't have any issue with that description :P
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Old 19th May 2009, 20:55     #6133
Noodles
Wireless Slacker
 
Not enough pictures







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Old 19th May 2009, 22:11     #6134
SpaceCowboy
Here be dragons
 
^^ ahahah
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Old 19th May 2009, 22:13     #6135
BaM
Freeloader
 
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Surely that's supposed to be Nutsack Squirrel?
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Old 19th May 2009, 23:05     #6136
Redneck
 
Inaccuracy in a motivation parody!!! NOOOOOOOOO!
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Old 19th May 2009, 23:41     #6137
Lightspeed
 
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Old 20th May 2009, 00:07     #6138
MadMax
Stuff
 
what deep eyes you have!
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Old 20th May 2009, 01:22     #6139
CCS
Stunt Pants
 
Cosplay done right

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Old 20th May 2009, 11:10     #6140
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Old 20th May 2009, 11:15     #6141
Hurtuso
 
lolol
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Old 20th May 2009, 12:04     #6142
dead goon
 
That Ronaldo gif is so much lol.
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Old 20th May 2009, 12:27     #6143
dead goon
 
Thumbs up



Caption: President Barack Obama bends over so the son of a White House staff member can pat his head during a family visit to the Oval Office May 8, 2009. The youngster wanted to see if the President's haircut felt like his own.
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Old 20th May 2009, 13:50     #6144
MadMax
Stuff
 
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Old 20th May 2009, 13:59     #6145
a-tech
 
lol fuck - im pretty tolerant of spiders, but FUCK THAT
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Old 20th May 2009, 14:00     #6146
Ab
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dead goon
[IMG]http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/81045/original.jpg[IMG]

Caption: President Barack Obama bends over so the son of a White House staff member can pat his head during a family visit to the Oval Office May 8, 2009. The youngster wanted to see if the President's haircut felt like his own.
Rubbish, he's trying to feel the scar from where the cabal of Jewish bankers implanted their mind-control device.
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Old 20th May 2009, 14:05     #6147
MadMax
Stuff
 
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Old 20th May 2009, 14:20     #6148
Pleb'a
 
It's real life infinity!
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Old 20th May 2009, 14:49     #6149
CCS
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Rubbish, he's trying to feel the scar from where the cabal of Jewish bankers implanted their mind-control device.
I thought he was looking for the seam in his humanoid skin :/
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Old 20th May 2009, 15:21     #6150
dead goon
 
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I thought he was looking for the seam in his humanoid skin :/
No he's bowing to his superior in disguise, who has come from the lizard planet XAPHANOS.

Seriously CCS, get with it. You sound like a crackpot.
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Old 20th May 2009, 15:24     #6151
ZoSo
 
Saudi dwarf.
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Old 20th May 2009, 15:39     #6152
CCS
Stunt Pants
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dead goon
No he's bowing to his superior in disguise, who has come from the lizard planet XAPHANOS.

Seriously CCS, get with it. You sound like a crackpot.
I KNOW they're from lizard planet XANATOSS, that's why they have human skins on! DUHHH!!!! His superior is checking the fine craftsmanship of his human costume! DUH!! You don't know anything! errrrrrr! eerrrrRRRRRRRR!!





shit... I think I'm having a stroke MMMMFFFMFFFFF MMMM!!! GNNNG!!!! UURRRRRR!
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Old 20th May 2009, 16:21     #6153
Rince
SLUTS!!!!!!!
 
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Old 20th May 2009, 16:27     #6154
chiQ
Frag-muff
 
Quote:
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http://www.jonco48.com/blog/spiders_small.jpg
Is that an Avondale spider?
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Old 20th May 2009, 16:33     #6155
crocos
 

A Softer World
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Old 20th May 2009, 17:01     #6156
Hurtuso
 
Playazon "Hands-Free" Merkin Flashlight

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Old 20th May 2009, 17:15     #6157
Caesar
 
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Old 20th May 2009, 17:19     #6158
Logik
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Quote:
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Rubbish, he's trying to feel the scar from where the cabal of Jewish bankers implanted their mind-control device.
Why would a cabal of Jewish bankers need a mind control device? They have money :)
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Old 20th May 2009, 17:27     #6159
crocos
 
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Hotlink fail?
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Old 20th May 2009, 17:34     #6160
StN
I have detailed files
 
Mirkin batteries must be flat.
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