Cousin fucking, the conclusion. - Page 2

CCS · 20th December 2002, 18:35

best.troll.ever

It's interesting how many people are saying now "oh yeah, I knew it was a troll ALL ALONG". These are the same people who come out of movies and say "Oh yeah, I knew all along that Bruce Willis was Keyser Soze but he was actually dead". BULLSHIT.
I tell ya whut, I believed it. I honestly thought HE was a filthy cousin-fucker. I still think he's a total cockmuncher - that's just the impression I get from some of his crap in other threads. But a lot of you other people fell for it whether you thought it was okay for him to root his cousin or not. Admit it, you fell for his practical joke like the fascist gits you are!

OR this post could be a giant bluff, he may have actually fucked his cousin but won't admit it for fear of being branded a cousin fucker. In any case, I shall always lovingly remember HE as The Cousin Fucker

Heyzoos · 20th December 2002, 18:51

Good troll.

Ashley · 20th December 2002, 18:56

best troll ever HE, keep it up!

Mabd · 20th December 2002, 18:58

Quote:

Originally posted by CCS
"Oh yeah, I knew all along that Bruce Willis was Keyser Soze but he was actually dead".

wasn't it Kevin Spacey?

Azmodan · 20th December 2002, 19:07

Haha, good show.. I admit you had me

good work

CCS · 20th December 2002, 19:11

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Originally posted by Mabd
wasn't it Kevin Spacey?

No you fuck, he turned out to Darth Vaders son. For that you get a poke with the Sharp Poking Device on the end of my Touching Stick.

JoeRogan69 · 20th December 2002, 19:14

i knew it was all fake, was pretty obvious from his 'detailed' stories, although i only looked at the thread about half way thru it. and CCS if u think im just 'one of those ppl who said 'i knew it was fake' after it all, i posted in the thread after one of his bs stories that i thought it was a stupid joke :P

Cinclant · 20th December 2002, 19:28

http://www.gcww.com/hookline&sinker/images/logo.jpg

Cinclant the porter also works at this fab restaurant. Most of you would enjoy it there.

Cinclant · 20th December 2002, 19:29

pics dont work D:

CCS · 20th December 2002, 19:38

Quote:

Originally posted by JoeRogan69
i knew it was all fake, was pretty obvious from his 'detailed' stories, although i only looked at the thread about half way thru it. and CCS if u think im just 'one of those ppl who said 'i knew it was fake' after it all, i posted in the thread after one of his bs stories that i thought it was a stupid joke :P

Pfffft, GOBSHITE. You didn't start to doubt until HE's stories started getting slightly more doubtful and you just followed suit when everyone else started saying they didn't believe him. Even then you were probably just saying it for the sake of being subversive. At the start, you, like everyone else, believed HE was a cousin fucker. Don't deny it.

SpaceCowboy · 20th December 2002, 19:41

i dont get it.

did you score or not?

[TS]Sephiroth · 20th December 2002, 19:42

Quote:

Originally posted by CCS
HE: a cousin fucker.

Later, on Nightline.

Phantom · 20th December 2002, 22:04

Quote:

Originally posted by CCS
These are the same people who come out of movies and say "Oh yeah, I knew all along that Bruce Willis was Keyser Soze but he was actually dead". BULLSHIT.

lol

I did actually pick it (teh bruce willis thing

), real early on, only I didn't wait to the end to tell someone so I have proof

Anyway, a classic and brilliant addition to the Nzgames threads hall of fame. A very well executed troll, like none before it - not even Shoo - and without actually fucking people off or being an asshat

Homo Erectus · 20th December 2002, 22:32

Warmonger · 20th December 2002, 23:22

Class H.E...pure fucken brilliance.

I believed ya....best thread in a while.

GG

HellStorm · 20th December 2002, 23:46

Quote:

Originally posted by SpaceCowboy
i dont get it.

did you score or not?

hahahaha

Zag0r · 21st December 2002, 00:56

somones read too much Andrew Vachss.

Ru$ty · 21st December 2002, 01:14

Quote:

Originally posted by TD
Nows the part we get to make fun of all the people who said go for it

HA, I still say go for it, recon all stories are based on some fact or fantasy, sick F@#$%'s

Boofhead · 21st December 2002, 01:52

it wasn't really that good.

Rince · 21st December 2002, 10:50

A good troll - WD

(and not really pissing anyone off, like Phants said)

Simon · 21st December 2002, 16:09

For me, the story jumped the shark at the moment of "feet under the table".

AKuma · 21st December 2002, 16:19

Damn I missed it :/

Sounded good though...

chiQ · 21st December 2002, 17:17

Quote:

Originally posted by AKuma
Damn I missed it :/

Sounded good though...

No you didn't - it's at the bottom of the forum page as I type this: "is it wrong?" thread from HE.

fidgit · 21st December 2002, 20:07

Quote:

Originally posted by Phantom
lol

I did actually pick it (teh bruce willis thing ), real early on, only I didn't wait to the end to tell someone so I have proof

*blank look*
you know Bruce Willis wasn't even in that movie right? or is there a thing here im missing...

HE: Fantastical! You've got my vote for Best Thread Ever.

seen-my-keys? · 21st December 2002, 20:16

Has any one else considered the possibility that this is just a cover up for a more embarrasing end to the story?

Even if he was bull shitting towards the end, I still think HE wishes he was a dirty cousin fucker. If i tried to fuck my cousin, and i got shot down, or she just left, I would make some shit up.
Just saying " Oh yeah, she just left, i didnt get any poonanny"
wouldnt make for the greatest of endings.
If i was in this situation, i can think of three possible things to do.

#1 If he lies and says he DID fuck his cousin, every one would call him a cousin fucker for the rest of his days. Which would eventually leak out into real life, if i knew some one in real life that fucked their cousin i would call them nothing other than cousin fucker.

#2 If he says he didnt fuck her, its a lame story, and people would think he is a soft cock. Also, Since he wanted to fuck his cousin, but didnt get to, this makes him just as bad in the eyes of the people criticising his moral choice.

#3 If he claims the whole thing was a hoax, No one will think he is a sexual deviant, every one thinks he is clever, and no nasty name calling.

I know which option i would take if i was in that situation.

Either that, or he has put a DISTURBING amount of fore-thought into a rather elaborate hoax. Which seems almost as weird as wanting to fuck your cousin.

Trvln Nalzmn · 21st December 2002, 21:15

true, either way hes a cousin fucker.

Colossus · 21st December 2002, 21:42

Regardless of whether the story is true or not, how many people are not going to think "oh, thats that cousin fucker" when they see his name?

Phantom · 21st December 2002, 22:36

Quote:

Originally posted by fidgit
you know Bruce Willis wasn't even in that movie right? or is there a thing here im missing...

What movie are you talking about? He mixed up two films in his example, I chose one of them. I suspect you chose the other

caffiend · 22nd December 2002, 00:21

Quote:

Originally posted by Phantom
What movie are you talking about? He deliberately mixed up two films in his example, I chose one of them. I suspect you chose the other

CCS · 22nd December 2002, 00:28

Quote:

Originally posted by seen-my-keys?
Has any one else considered the possibility that this is just a cover up for a more embarrasing end to the story?

Actually if you read the small print in one of my posts up there, you'll find that yes, someone else has considered the possibility that this is just a cover up.

Quote:

#3 If he claims the whole thing was a hoax, No one will think he is a sexual deviant, every one thinks he is clever, and no nasty name calling.

Naaaah, I'm still gonna call him a cousin fucker every time I get the opportunity.

Phantom · 22nd December 2002, 00:47

caffiend: well duh

caffiend · 22nd December 2002, 00:57

Quote:

Originally posted by Phantom
caffiend: well duh

Just pre-empting a CCS "I was fucking just kidding!" flame...

CCS · 22nd December 2002, 01:04

Quote:

Originally posted by caffiend
Just pre-empting a CCS "I was fucking just kidding!" flame...

I'm well aware that Phantom wasn't being derisive. But hey, thanks all the same for not insulting my intelligence

caffiend · 22nd December 2002, 01:05

Quote:

Originally posted by CCS
I'm well aware that Phantom wasn't being derisive. But hey, thanks all the same for not insulting my intelligence

You have intelligence? When did that happen?

CCS · 22nd December 2002, 01:16

Quote:

Originally posted by caffiend
You have intelligence? When did that happen?

caffiend · 22nd December 2002, 01:29

caffiend · 22nd December 2002, 01:32

Whoops. Look at that... I need to adjust my monitor's screen rotation and sizing. Where's the damn OSD button on this thing....

fidgit · 22nd December 2002, 02:47

Quote:

Originally posted by Phantom
What movie are you talking about? He mixed up two films in his example, I chose one of them. I suspect you chose the other

I...uh...Damn do I feel stupid.

I'm gonna blaim that on it was late. Or perhaps early. And thus I didn't realise what the glaring reference to the Bruce Willis thing was...

I realised too! I mean...why does no one look at him when he's at the wake...

Also, Soze = turkish for "talks to much". And Kevin Spacey played Roger "Verbal" Kint. ah? ah? See what they did there? Isn't that cleaver. Or clever. I forget.

CCS · 22nd December 2002, 02:52

Yes, and those old fashioned rounded corners are no good either...

Markh · 22nd December 2002, 03:13

Quote:

Originally posted by Simon
For me, the story jumped the shark at the moment of "feet under the table".

For me it was when the ex tapped on the window, just a little too convenient for me.

But if I had thought about it the feet under the table was a little unlikely (unless she was wanting to get caught).

20th December 2002, 18:51	#42
Heyzoos Robosexual	I laughed till I cried. Good troll.

20th December 2002, 18:35	#41
CCS Stunt Pants	best.troll.ever It's interesting how many people are saying now "oh yeah, I knew it was a troll ALL ALONG". These are the same people who come out of movies and say "Oh yeah, I knew all along that Bruce Willis was Keyser Soze but he was actually dead". BULLSHIT. I tell ya whut, I believed it. I honestly thought HE was a filthy cousin-fucker. I still think he's a total cockmuncher - that's just the impression I get from some of his crap in other threads. But a lot of you other people fell for it whether you thought it was okay for him to root his cousin or not. Admit it, you fell for his practical joke like the fascist gits you are! OR this post could be a giant bluff, he may have actually fucked his cousin but won't admit it for fear of being branded a cousin fucker. In any case, I shall always lovingly remember HE as The Cousin Fucker

20th December 2002, 18:56	#43
Ashley Fuck up Ashley	best troll ever HE, keep it up!

20th December 2002, 19:07	#45
Azmodan	Haha, good show.. I admit you had me good work

20th December 2002, 19:14	#47
JoeRogan69	i knew it was all fake, was pretty obvious from his 'detailed' stories, although i only looked at the thread about half way thru it. and CCS if u think im just 'one of those ppl who said 'i knew it was fake' after it all, i posted in the thread after one of his bs stories that i thought it was a stupid joke :P

20th December 2002, 19:28	#48
Cinclant	http://www.gcww.com/hookline&sinker/images/logo.jpg Cinclant the porter also works at this fab restaurant. Most of you would enjoy it there. Last edited by Cinclant : 20th December 2002 at 19:29.

20th December 2002, 19:41	#51
SpaceCowboy Here be dragons	i dont get it. did you score or not?

20th December 2002, 23:22	#55
Warmonger	Class H.E...pure fucken brilliance. I believed ya....best thread in a while. GG

21st December 2002, 00:56	#57
Zag0r C₈H₁₀N₄O₂	somones read too much Andrew Vachss.

21st December 2002, 01:52	#59
Boofhead	it wasn't really that good.

21st December 2002, 10:50	#60
Rince SLUTS!!!!!!!	A good troll - WD (and not really pissing anyone off, like Phants said)

20th December 2002, 22:32	#54
Homo Erectus	:D?

21st December 2002, 16:09	#61
Simon SHG	For me, the story jumped the shark at the moment of "feet under the table".

21st December 2002, 16:19	#62
AKuma	Damn I missed it :/ Sounded good though...

21st December 2002, 20:16	#65
seen-my-keys?	Has any one else considered the possibility that this is just a cover up for a more embarrasing end to the story? Even if he was bull shitting towards the end, I still think HE wishes he was a dirty cousin fucker. If i tried to fuck my cousin, and i got shot down, or she just left, I would make some shit up. Just saying " Oh yeah, she just left, i didnt get any poonanny" wouldnt make for the greatest of endings. If i was in this situation, i can think of three possible things to do. #1 If he lies and says he DID fuck his cousin, every one would call him a cousin fucker for the rest of his days. Which would eventually leak out into real life, if i knew some one in real life that fucked their cousin i would call them nothing other than cousin fucker. #2 If he says he didnt fuck her, its a lame story, and people would think he is a soft cock. Also, Since he wanted to fuck his cousin, but didnt get to, this makes him just as bad in the eyes of the people criticising his moral choice. #3 If he claims the whole thing was a hoax, No one will think he is a sexual deviant, every one thinks he is clever, and no nasty name calling. I know which option i would take if i was in that situation. Either that, or he has put a DISTURBING amount of fore-thought into a rather elaborate hoax. Which seems almost as weird as wanting to fuck your cousin. __________________ Train wreck sandwich

21st December 2002, 21:15	#66
Trvln Nalzmn All I Got Was This Lousy Title	true, either way hes a cousin fucker.

21st December 2002, 21:42	#67
Colossus	Regardless of whether the story is true or not, how many people are not going to think "oh, thats that cousin fucker" when they see his name?

22nd December 2002, 00:47	#71
Phantom May contain nuts	caffiend: well duh

22nd December 2002, 01:32	#77
caffiend	Whoops. Look at that... I need to adjust my monitor's screen rotation and sizing. Where's the damn OSD button on this thing....

22nd December 2002, 02:52	#79
CCS Stunt Pants	Yes, and those old fashioned rounded corners are no good either...