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27th August 2009, 11:09
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#7761 |
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27th August 2009, 11:19
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#7762 |
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whoops - looks like my link failed
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27th August 2009, 12:17
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#7763 |
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looks like some trashy magazine. |
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27th August 2009, 12:35
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27th August 2009, 12:42
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I call BS on that: If Chuck Norris kicked that car there's no chance the car would have had that little damage. And if the kick was full-strength there would be a big hole in the ground with something looking like a oversized flattened tin-can at the bottom.
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Ξ √ Ω L U T ↑ ☼ N وكل يوم كنت تعيش في العبودية |
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27th August 2009, 12:53
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A mariachi ogre snorkel
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In an endurance match between Chuck Norris and a diesel Hilux, who would win?
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27th August 2009, 13:01
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#7767 |
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The car, because Chuck Norris is a fictional character played by the actor Carlos Ray.
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27th August 2009, 13:05
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Maybe Chuck didn't intentionally kick the car and just happened to be strolling over the top of it. As he does.
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27th August 2009, 13:16
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I have detailed files
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27th August 2009, 13:16
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THAT CLOTHING IS SEXUALISING CHILDREN!!!!!!!
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27th August 2009, 13:56
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Slogans on kids clothing = fail.
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27th August 2009, 14:10
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Mmm... Sacrilicious
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We got an "Mmmm boobies" t-shirt for the boy.
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27th August 2009, 19:04
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27th August 2009, 20:06
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Quote:
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|O-bot|-fred 'fred is not dead, fred is resurrected!' "It is only in the tales humans tell, that the hunters win in the end." |
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27th August 2009, 21:05
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Copying the direct image link works
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27th August 2009, 22:07
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||hellameke.com Image host of NZG pro's||Tu meke Tu much|| |
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27th August 2009, 22:16
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nice work pie
 is that just hand cream you used? |
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27th August 2009, 22:17
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Dee Hast Mish
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so that's what you get up to in your shed?
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27th August 2009, 22:18
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Dee Hast Mish
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woah, sharp knees!
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27th August 2009, 22:18
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||hellameke.com Image host of NZG pro's||Tu meke Tu much|| |
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27th August 2009, 22:52
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Konnichiwa, bitches
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on your own this weekend huh?
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27th August 2009, 23:01
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Nice, not sure about the masectomy fetish thing mind you,
the secret is to fill her with candy like a pinyata, then when she bursts open there is sadness yes, but also candy... conflicting emotions, deepens the experience. Added bonus, every time you eat candy, you'll think of her. |
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27th August 2009, 23:25
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A mariachi ogre snorkel
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and every time you get horny, you'll think of hacking a woman open.
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28th August 2009, 00:19
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Sounds like WIN to me!
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28th August 2009, 01:26
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I am almost moved to tears, add my erection, and its a fairly typical evening. God loves me so.
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28th August 2009, 09:02
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SLUTS!!!!!!!
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hologram animations:
http://www.reghardware.co.uk/2009/08...graphy_system/
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Slow internet is worse than no internet. It's like putting your penis in once and then being required to make out for 2 hours --Matt "The Oatmeal" Inman |
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28th August 2009, 12:02
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Your a homo. Last edited by Baal : 28th August 2009 at 12:04. |
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28th August 2009, 13:37
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NOOO RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!
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Ξ √ Ω L U T ↑ ☼ N وكل يوم كنت تعيش في العبودية |
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28th August 2009, 19:20
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28th August 2009, 19:28
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^ that could happen to anyone tho.
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Minimalism = White people trying to be Japanese => My Minimalist Flickr Account <= |
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28th August 2009, 19:42
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Only virgins my friend... |
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28th August 2009, 20:43
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I think the question is, when you're dancing with a random chick and she's rubbing her ass on your shit, is it ok to get an erection or not? Seriously. What is she expecting to happen? I pretty much just went for it, fuck the belt tuck.
Not saying that as a nerdcore brag or anything, i'm engaged, I haven't been chasing poon in a few years. But I just remembered thinking this, and I never really figured it out. I feel like it's a bit inappropriate, but again, what do they expect will happen when im trying to get a piece anyhow? This obviously doesn't apply to dancing with friends (though if shes rubbing her ass on you she probably wants to be more than friends) as getting an erection is rather a bad idea there. |
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28th August 2009, 20:47
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The answer is, there is no apparent ass touching in the above pic. So one can logically assume, at least for the course of the thread, that there has been no ass touch... hence the virgin assumption Wait wait, since when did a chick rubbing ones ass, lead to a boner? I'm engaged also, yet my anus and ass have never been.... Ninja edit: didn't read the ass on your shit, that's acceptable.. My apologies. Naturally, i assumed she meant rubbing your ass, in which case gay came to mind. Need to read better! Last edited by H8^Machine : 28th August 2009 at 20:49. |
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28th August 2009, 20:59
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Love In Vein
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28th August 2009, 21:07
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I felt shocked
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28th August 2009, 21:35
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Minimalism = White people trying to be Japanese => My Minimalist Flickr Account <= |
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29th August 2009, 00:24
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Marginal Poster
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most of those are lame, but
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29th August 2009, 00:34
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