Liz Shaw One Crazy NZ Idol Bitch - Page 104

untouchable · 11th April 2006, 09:37

Maybe if she fucking KNEW WHAT SHE WAS DOING, she wouldnt have been so TERRIFIED.

Just die you fucking retard.

CCS · 11th April 2006, 10:39

STUPID HAG!

disasterpiece · 11th April 2006, 12:07

Liz, who is your dealer?

Mark98 · 11th April 2006, 16:58

Do the contradictions ever fucking end?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiz on her shitty blog

Well I'm in Auckland in one piece and I'm not driving it back to wellington. it was terrifying today and yesterday and i'm so glad to be here safely.

Filming is very early tomorrow so I need an early night.

Thats all for today. The road trip was fun.

crocos · 11th April 2006, 22:07

The more I read from/of Liz, the less I... brain... can do... think.... stuff....

grunt.

StN · 12th April 2006, 09:03

I can see why no-one has bothered to take up the domain www.skanky.net.nz and do a parody site:

How could you conciously make the effort
- Liz Shaw on chemtrails
- Liz Shaw on DDT and formaldahide babies
- Liz Shaw on a seasame seed bun
- Liz Shaw on the Desert Road
- Liz Shaw on a morgue gurney.

Mark98 · 12th April 2006, 12:36

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Originally Posted by Jiz on her blog

as I said, a license doesn't indicate if you can drive or not, it just means you can drive for 30 minutes

lolz

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Originally Posted by Jiz on her blog

I'm on my learners big fucking deal. I didn't pick up any hitch hikers. There was only one in paraparaumu.

Er, ok...

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Originally Posted by Jiz on her blog

I don't think any of you understand that money doesn't phase me

Of course it doesn't. Mummy and daddy always come to the party, right?

CCS · 12th April 2006, 12:41

I know that it's totally redundant asking this but... if money doesn't phase her, then why was she bleating on about how much it costs her to use public transport in Wgtn? WHY LIZ, WHY?!

crocos · 12th April 2006, 15:02

Simple: She was trying to publically justify (though fuck knows why) getting a car.

CCS · 12th April 2006, 16:45

B-but...but... IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!

crocos · 12th April 2006, 17:56

This we know. What are you saying here?

CCS · 12th April 2006, 18:10

But !

StN · 12th April 2006, 18:41

Dirty smelly unwiped but?

CCS · 12th April 2006, 18:53

AUGH! You've soiled my mind!

-101-Hoover · 13th April 2006, 18:59

I really feel for all the shorty fans

the comedy has arrived

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...e-f0417c04011b

CCS · 13th April 2006, 19:53

Quote:

12 years later and my dreams are finally being realised. a few days ago I was in a commercial for Listerine and then today I got two calls from my agent and I'm going to be doing two tv shows next week - Shortland Street and Outrageous Fortune.

Lol, if her role wasn't 'Before' in the Listerine TVC, she was probably an extra. Same with everything else. Big lols all round.

chiQ · 13th April 2006, 20:04

I wonder if she can act...

CCS · 13th April 2006, 20:10

I very much doubt it (unless she's playing a nasty skank) which is why I reckon she's just an extra.

Quote:

I may not be going back to Wellington because of this acting thing.

Well of course, you have a new dream. Again.

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IF I get called for more work next week for the following week then I won't be able to finish radio school.

You just get called? You don't even have to audition? Wow, you MUST be good!

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No more reality tv for this chick, no more porn for this chick and no nz idol this year for this chick.

HA! She said it! She admitted she did porn!

The Edge · 13th April 2006, 20:44

NZIdol...for this year?? Dear God, I hope she's not thinking of auditioning on it again.

The Edge · 13th April 2006, 20:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by CCS

Well of course, you have a new dream. Again.

Are you reading my thoughts dude?

CCS · 13th April 2006, 20:57

Yes. And as for what you're thinking right now - dude that is sick.

-101-Hoover · 13th April 2006, 21:00

I suppose the flatmates in welli would be celebrating right now.

As well as everyone else residing in our beautiful capital.

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeha!!!

The Edge · 13th April 2006, 21:17

Yea, except we have to get her back

disasterpiece · 13th April 2006, 21:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by CCS

Lol, if her role wasn't 'Before' in the Listerine TVC, she was probably an extra.

Doubt it, she was probably doing catering or somthing...

Rince · 13th April 2006, 21:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Edge

Yea, except we have to get her back

normally I;d say "ha! AK deserves it"..... but in this case, I wouldn't wish this on any city... 'cept maybe Invercargill

CCS · 13th April 2006, 21:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by disasterpiece

Doubt it, she was probably doing catering or somthing...

Nah, ya have to work up to catering. She'll be emptying the rubbish for unit.

Mark98 · 13th April 2006, 23:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiz on her shitty blog

I'm going to be doing two tv shows next week - Shortland Street and Outrageous Fortune

lol, playing an ugly westie slag, no doubt. I guess she'll be method acting.

disasterpiece · 14th April 2006, 11:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiz Whore

I also bought some new clothes yesterday for what I can wear in the tv shows - I bought a pair of jeans (god forbid!) and I bougth a new top.

Don't they have a wardrobe department for extras? Lol.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiz Whore

So yeah, Liz has a new look, Liz is living her dream and Liz is back in Auckland for good

Good ridens fag.

The Edge · 14th April 2006, 12:27

Oh great...now she comes back here. Yay

-101-Hoover · 14th April 2006, 12:52

feel the burn

The Edge · 14th April 2006, 12:56

Y'know, I wouldn't mind seeing this Listerine ad, just for the lol factor.

BaM · 14th April 2006, 12:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by disasterpiece

Don't they have a wardrobe department for extras? Lol.

Good ridens fag.

The Edge · 14th April 2006, 15:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidgit

The more I think about it, it doesn't add up if he's 22... Are you sure he's 22 Liz? Was he put up a couple of years?

ilk: I only knew him because he got the same (karori bound) bus as me - but Chris went to primary school with him and confirmed he had a younger sister called Liz. Also, in an entirely unrelated note, I keep meaning to tell you that I found a bunch of photos from, i think, 4th form, that I took - including more than one of you being held upside down.

-=edit=- for your 'not following the thread' edification: his name was Andrew (Shaw, obviously)

Totally bored, and re-reading this classic thread. What happened to those photos fidgit? I could do with a laugh.

StN · 15th April 2006, 00:05

Bored
Bored
Bored
Bored
Bored

fidgit · 15th April 2006, 00:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Edge

Totally bored, and re-reading this classic thread. What happened to those photos fidgit? I could do with a laugh.

Wow I totally forgot about those. I'm not even sure where they are now.

I don't have easy access to a scanner, but if I find them I could try taking macro photos I suppose.

Of course, I'm not sure how ilk will feel about this... > : )

weirdo · 15th April 2006, 14:37

Wow. My broadband goes down for a few days (I barely survived) and when I come back this place is still a barrel of laughs.

Liz Shaw drops out of radio school: part 2.

I think she owes us like $3000 in $20 bets that she drops out of radio school.

Can't say Im suprised by this, however Im suprised she didn't die on her way to Auckland. Did she pass her license?

F**k she's a munted tard. Poor Listerine. And I never liked Shortland Street but now it's hit an all time low called Liz.

The Edge · 15th April 2006, 14:51

I wondered where you went, weirdo

To quote Liz herself (on Varsity), she must think she's "fucking mad" as she quit yet another one of her many courses:

"I'm not going to quit the one in Wellington, I'd have to be fucking mad to do that.

I will get a job as an announcer in the north island in radio in this lifetime, within the next 12 months."

Yeah right.

weirdo · 15th April 2006, 15:10

Well look at it like this:

Step 1: She tries to do media and politics. she drops out to go to tauranga.
Step 2: She lasts a wee while then drops out to go back to Uni.
Step 3: She gives up on politics again to go to radio school.
Step 4: She drops out of radio school in Wellington to do Sociology at Uni.
Step 5: Changes mind and gets some acting jobs as an extra.

The only common factor is she does not finish anything and Im betting her acting career is short lived. She claims every different thing she tries (acting, radio, politics etc) is her "true passion" but she has so many she's just indecisive and not ambitious. She can't follow through on anything.

Liz Shaw gets somewhere with acting?
Yeah right.

Juha · 15th April 2006, 15:32

Liz shaw getting somewhere with anyone? yea right.

weirdo · 15th April 2006, 16:33

So many Tui billboards. Too little time.

13th April 2006, 20:04	#4137
chiQ Frag-muff	Could be interesting I wonder if she can act... __________________ Gaming/phone/computing platforms are not indicative of groinal/physical/cognitive impressiveness.

11th April 2006, 09:37	#4121
untouchable	Maybe if she fucking KNEW WHAT SHE WAS DOING, she wouldnt have been so TERRIFIED. Just die you fucking retard. __________________ Teddy Bear Junction, the worst scumhole in the galaxy.

11th April 2006, 10:39	#4122
CCS Stunt Pants	STUPID HAG!

11th April 2006, 12:07	#4123
disasterpiece	... Liz, who is your dealer?

11th April 2006, 22:07	#4125
crocos	The more I read from/of Liz, the less I... brain... can do... think.... stuff.... grunt. __________________ Ξ √ Ω L U T ↑ ☼ N وكل يوم كنت تعيش في العبودية

12th April 2006, 09:03	#4126
StN I have detailed files	I can see why no-one has bothered to take up the domain www.skanky.net.nz and do a parody site: How could you conciously make the effort - Liz Shaw on chemtrails - Liz Shaw on DDT and formaldahide babies - Liz Shaw on a seasame seed bun - Liz Shaw on the Desert Road - Liz Shaw on a morgue gurney.

12th April 2006, 12:41	#4128
CCS Stunt Pants	I know that it's totally redundant asking this but... if money doesn't phase her, then why was she bleating on about how much it costs her to use public transport in Wgtn? WHY LIZ, WHY?!

12th April 2006, 15:02	#4129
crocos	Simple: She was trying to publically justify (though fuck knows why) getting a car. __________________ Ξ √ Ω L U T ↑ ☼ N وكل يوم كنت تعيش في العبودية

12th April 2006, 16:45	#4130
CCS Stunt Pants	B-but...but... IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!

12th April 2006, 17:56	#4131
crocos	This we know. What are you saying here? __________________ Ξ √ Ω L U T ↑ ☼ N وكل يوم كنت تعيش في العبودية

12th April 2006, 18:41	#4133
StN I have detailed files	Dirty smelly unwiped but?

12th April 2006, 18:53	#4134
CCS Stunt Pants	AUGH! You've soiled my mind!

13th April 2006, 18:59	#4135
-101-Hoover	I really feel for all the shorty fans the comedy has arrived http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...e-f0417c04011b __________________ Liz Shaw on prostitution - I will never lower myself to that level. Getting paid to show my vagina to the world is not the same as getting paid for pornos. Liz Shaw on driver licencing - Just because you are with someone who has their full doesn't mean that you can drive well or that you should be driving... If you are with someone with a full and something goes wrong they can't do anything anyway. Liz Shaw, a one person circus freak show since 2005.

13th April 2006, 20:44	#4139
The Edge	NZIdol...for this year?? Dear God, I hope she's not thinking of auditioning on it again.

13th April 2006, 20:57	#4141
CCS Stunt Pants	Yes. And as for what you're thinking right now - dude that is sick.

13th April 2006, 21:00	#4142
-101-Hoover	I suppose the flatmates in welli would be celebrating right now. As well as everyone else residing in our beautiful capital. yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeha!!! __________________ Liz Shaw on prostitution - I will never lower myself to that level. Getting paid to show my vagina to the world is not the same as getting paid for pornos. Liz Shaw on driver licencing - Just because you are with someone who has their full doesn't mean that you can drive well or that you should be driving... If you are with someone with a full and something goes wrong they can't do anything anyway. Liz Shaw, a one person circus freak show since 2005.

13th April 2006, 21:17	#4143
The Edge	Yea, except we have to get her back

14th April 2006, 12:27	#4149
The Edge	Oh great...now she comes back here. Yay

14th April 2006, 12:52	#4150
-101-Hoover	feel the burn __________________ Liz Shaw on prostitution - I will never lower myself to that level. Getting paid to show my vagina to the world is not the same as getting paid for pornos. Liz Shaw on driver licencing - Just because you are with someone who has their full doesn't mean that you can drive well or that you should be driving... If you are with someone with a full and something goes wrong they can't do anything anyway. Liz Shaw, a one person circus freak show since 2005.

14th April 2006, 12:56	#4151
The Edge	Y'know, I wouldn't mind seeing this Listerine ad, just for the lol factor.

15th April 2006, 00:05	#4154
StN I have detailed files	Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored

15th April 2006, 14:37	#4156
weirdo	Wow. My broadband goes down for a few days (I barely survived) and when I come back this place is still a barrel of laughs. Liz Shaw drops out of radio school: part 2. I think she owes us like $3000 in $20 bets that she drops out of radio school. Can't say Im suprised by this, however Im suprised she didn't die on her way to Auckland. Did she pass her license? F**k she's a munted tard. Poor Listerine. And I never liked Shortland Street but now it's hit an all time low called Liz. __________________ Freedom of speech is nothing without freedom of thought.

15th April 2006, 14:51	#4157
The Edge	I wondered where you went, weirdo To quote Liz herself (on Varsity), she must think she's "fucking mad" as she quit yet another one of her many courses: "I'm not going to quit the one in Wellington, I'd have to be fucking mad to do that. I will get a job as an announcer in the north island in radio in this lifetime, within the next 12 months." Yeah right. Last edited by The Edge : 15th April 2006 at 14:53.

15th April 2006, 15:10	#4158
weirdo	Well look at it like this: Step 1: She tries to do media and politics. she drops out to go to tauranga. Step 2: She lasts a wee while then drops out to go back to Uni. Step 3: She gives up on politics again to go to radio school. Step 4: She drops out of radio school in Wellington to do Sociology at Uni. Step 5: Changes mind and gets some acting jobs as an extra. The only common factor is she does not finish anything and Im betting her acting career is short lived. She claims every different thing she tries (acting, radio, politics etc) is her "true passion" but she has so many she's just indecisive and not ambitious. She can't follow through on anything. Liz Shaw gets somewhere with acting? Yeah right. __________________ Freedom of speech is nothing without freedom of thought.

15th April 2006, 15:32	#4159
Juha	Liz shaw getting somewhere with anyone? yea right.

15th April 2006, 16:33	#4160
weirdo	So many Tui billboards. Too little time. __________________ Freedom of speech is nothing without freedom of thought.