Liz Shaw One Crazy NZ Idol Bitch - Page 103

Juha · 8th April 2006, 11:21

This thread is awesome.

I just want to say to everyone here that we've taken a special hamebeastial journey together, and I love you all.

In some strange way, we owe Liz for bringing us all together.

weirdo · 8th April 2006, 11:35

Good point.

If I hadn't came here to bag out Liz I wouldn't have met any of the lovely/vicious people on here. And this thread always makes me laugh. When I think Liz is done being stupid she comes back stupider than ever.

Viva la hambeast revolution.

Mark98 · 8th April 2006, 12:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cereal Killar

Now, if Liz is pulled over by the police on the way to Auckland and is found to only be on her Learners, what will happen? I take it they just won't fine her and let her be on her merry way. Would someone care to enlighten me.

Depends on the officer. A "stranding" is a likely outcome. That's in addition to the $400 fine and the 25 demerits.

i love lamp · 8th April 2006, 13:39

cos of the GENIUS HILARITY in this thread.
I was coasting through the inter web thingy and there you all were... some of the best put downs ever.
So of course I had to investigate further.

Part of me still thinks / hopes its all just a big joke.

The new Lynn of Tawa.

i love lamp · 8th April 2006, 13:47

i post on Liz's shitty blog, she deletes what i write.

Come - lets go on a hambeast hunting mission.

Post, post, post....

Painty · 8th April 2006, 13:49

chiQ: I suspect he doesnt realise just how many of us are actually qualified actuaries or married to them. (A surprisingly high number given there are only around 200 qualified in NZ)

-101-Hoover · 8th April 2006, 16:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by Painty

chiQ: I suspect he doesnt realise just how many of us are actually qualified actuaries or married to them. (A surprisingly high number given there are only around 200 qualified in NZ)

200? I didnt think there were that many.

Any in wellington?

Ashley · 8th April 2006, 17:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cereal Killar

Now, if Liz is pulled over by the police on the way to Auckland and is found to only be on her Learners, what will happen? I take it they just won't fine her and let her be on her merry way. Would someone care to enlighten me.

Lets say she gets pulled over by a desert road cop.

$400 instant fine.
25 demerit points
license withheld.

Basically the cop will take her license off her, tell her if she wants it back she will need to bring in a fully licensed driver over the age of 21 (or is it 20 now) and get it back.

Hopefully.

The Edge · 8th April 2006, 22:48

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...947&indicate=1

StN · 9th April 2006, 01:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by weirdo

Good point.

Viva la hambeast revolution.

I hate to timeline you good lady, but page 66...

Painty · 9th April 2006, 10:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by -101-Hoover

200? I didnt think there were that many.

Any in wellington?

http://www.actuaries.org.nz/aboutus.html

disasterpiece · 9th April 2006, 11:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiz

I picked up a couple of hitch hikers in paraparaumu which was cool, the only stops I had were Paraparaumu and and Otaki and that was on my way back. I am a very good driver, have been told so. I am very safe and considerate.

I'd rather walk.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiz

No, my safety, my life and my car are more important than a law

I think Liz is a robot which is programmed to say stupid things. Surely.

untouchable · 9th April 2006, 18:36

For fuck sakes.

Got round to reading a few of her recent blog entries.

Basically each one = her trying to point finger at everyone else to try and convince herself that driving illegally is OK.

Keeping up with the flow of traffic is far safer then holding people up by going under the speed limit, which is what I imagine she is doing.. Sure excessive speeding is bad, but 5 - 10k's over the limit is in most cases perfectly reasonable.

Liz you have no idea how to drive correctly. That knowledge only comes from experience and tuition. Neither of which you have. Even at the end of driving lessons you wouldnt be a good driver but you would still be far far far safer then you are right now. The roads are not the place for self tuition. A car is not a toy. Most people when they are young think they are excellent drivers, after a while. But I can assure you, as someone who has driven for over 13 years, owned over 9 cars, and completed a few advanced driving courses, that you are a fucking terrible driver. No one can jump in a car teach themselves and proclaim themselves an excellent driver. Its a dangerous and potentially life threatening assupmtion to make.

Go get some proper lessons. if after the first lesson the driving instructor declares you fit for your test, then good for you, but even that will not make you an excellent driver.

Option 2 is to continue to flaunt a sensible law, run the risk of killing someone else because you have no fucking idea, and continue to be the deluded bitch we all know and hate.

If your not going to get proper tuition at least do us a favour and drive the car at high speed into a fucking tree, and make the world a better place.

The Edge · 9th April 2006, 18:54

The sad thing is, she thinks she's the best driver in the entire world after the grand total of one week's driving practice, and the fact that everyone else drives like an ass on the road basically completely excuses her from driving illegally. Not so.

-101-Hoover · 9th April 2006, 21:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by Painty

http://www.actuaries.org.nz/aboutus.html

I meant, is anyone on this thread an actuary in wellington. I am student in welli.

CCS · 9th April 2006, 22:46

I bet she'll drive all the way up to Auckland (slowly) without crashing, drive around Auckland without incident and make it back down to Wgtn in one piece...

-BUT-

when she pulls into her driveway she'll plough through her neighbours solid brick letterbox.

Ashley · 9th April 2006, 22:55

Might be a good place to plant some C4...

Juha · 10th April 2006, 13:46

So are we dropping her in the shit? I hate to think my premiums are up because of idiots like her.....

CCS · 10th April 2006, 13:47

You have my permission to drop her in the shit.

Helious · 10th April 2006, 14:00

Do it...!!!

DO EITTTT!!!!!

Juha · 10th April 2006, 14:06

the police do not take email tip-offs...damnit.

Ashley · 10th April 2006, 14:10

Just go into your station and file a report.

Mark98 · 10th April 2006, 14:18

Is she dead yet?

Mark98 · 10th April 2006, 14:19

How about now?

Juha · 10th April 2006, 14:23

They'll want incident details and I'm too lazy to go print off all her blogs...

The Edge · 10th April 2006, 15:06

We all already know she is driving up to Auckland on Thursday. Ashley has informed his friend in Palmerston North.

Then again, she doesn't really seem to care if she's pulled over or not.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiz on her blog

YOU'RE A FUCKWIT. YOU ARE MISSING MY POINT. I HOPE I AM PULLED OVER AND I HOPE IT MAKES THE PAPERS BECAUSE THERE ARE SEVERAL PEOPLE ON THE ROADS SPEEDING EVERY FUCKING DAY AND IT MAKES ME SICK TO THE CORE, VERY VERY SICK.

Juha · 10th April 2006, 15:16

I hope it makes the papers. Because they we can start a petition and get her committed to an asylum.

Liz, people like you who drive illegaly put my premiums up. You fucking crackwhore. I'm going to do everything in my power to make sure you get a visit from the Bill.

Helious · 10th April 2006, 15:23

I just can't get over how violent I feel whenever I read something she's written.

StN · 10th April 2006, 15:32

I feel for the families of the poor hitchhikers she will pick up this weekend. Best case - they will die a firey death - worst case, they will live to tell the tale of having met the Hambeast.

Juha · 10th April 2006, 15:39

Well Liz, I've emailed the LTSA and I'm going to give them your details when they reply. Let this be a lesson to you. Don't fuck with other roadusers.

CCS · 10th April 2006, 17:33

YA DON'T MESS WITH ALL THE GEEKAMANIACS ON NZGAMES, OR GEEK HOGAN WILL BE COMING DOWN ON YOOOOOOU!!!

Juha · 10th April 2006, 18:52

boo'y'all.

Rince · 10th April 2006, 19:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by Helious-

I just can't get over how violent I feel whenever I read something she's written.

fuck - I thought I was the only one!!!

no-one else's thoughts/posts make me feel like this... not even hyper at his 'peak', but Jiz Whore makes me angry, and you wouldn't like me when I'm angry

The Edge · 10th April 2006, 21:42

Looks like we missed her, she's here already, if I read this right:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiz

driving illegally sure! I confess, big fucking deal but I don't fucking speed like the morons I saw on the road this weekend and I'm leaving it in Auckland at a very good friend's house until I move back full time. I'm not taking the chances of my luck running out.
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.
.
just because someone does hold a license doesn't mean they are a good driver. It just means they impressed someone goiod enough to get their license at that particular time.

Just because someone doesn't have a license doesn't mean they can't drive, it just means they haven't been tested.

I think the test for me this weekend was fgetting from wellington to auckland and I successfully completed it.

So...she's leaving the car up here? Not driving it around Wgtn? Wasn't that the point of, well, buying it???

disasterpiece · 10th April 2006, 21:51

No probably more like she got a ticket on the way and is too scared to drive it back down.

Oh and....

Quote:

Originally Posted by on Liz's myspace details

Body type: Athletic

Fucking Lol.

CCS · 10th April 2006, 21:58

Wha? She's moving back to Auckland? What happened to radio school in Wellington?

The Edge · 10th April 2006, 22:06

No, I think she just drove up to show to the world that she can drive illegally (and get away with it).

CCS · 10th April 2006, 22:15

So... she's staying in Wellington for a while yet before moving back to Auckland? In that case, I really must agree with you when you said:

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Edge

So...she's leaving the car up here? Not driving it around Wgtn? Wasn't that the point of, well, buying it???

She finds new ways of being stupid! She's boldly going where no dribbling simpleton has gone before! Forging new frontiers of idiocy!

Mark98 · 10th April 2006, 23:49

How about now?

Damn, she appears to be alive:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Liz on her shitty blog

I'm leaving my car in Auckland because I"m terrified of driving it back. it was terrifying enough on my way to Auckland.

NO FUCKIN' SHIT. That's what we've been trying to drum into you for the last week or so.

I'm genuinely surprised you made it to Auckland.

Ashley · 11th April 2006, 00:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by Helious-

I just can't get over how violent I feel whenever I read something she's written.

Ditto. Our predictions were right.

8th April 2006, 11:21	#4081
Juha	This thread is awesome. I just want to say to everyone here that we've taken a special hamebeastial journey together, and I love you all. In some strange way, we owe Liz for bringing us all together.

8th April 2006, 11:35	#4082
weirdo	Good point. If I hadn't came here to bag out Liz I wouldn't have met any of the lovely/vicious people on here. And this thread always makes me laugh. When I think Liz is done being stupid she comes back stupider than ever. Viva la hambeast revolution. __________________ Freedom of speech is nothing without freedom of thought.

8th April 2006, 13:39	#4084
i love lamp	I only ended up here cos of the GENIUS HILARITY in this thread. I was coasting through the inter web thingy and there you all were... some of the best put downs ever. So of course I had to investigate further. Part of me still thinks / hopes its all just a big joke. The new Lynn of Tawa.

8th April 2006, 13:47	#4085
i love lamp	EVERYTIME i post on Liz's shitty blog, she deletes what i write. Come - lets go on a hambeast hunting mission. Post, post, post....

8th April 2006, 13:49	#4086
Painty	chiQ: I suspect he doesnt realise just how many of us are actually qualified actuaries or married to them. (A surprisingly high number given there are only around 200 qualified in NZ) __________________ Don't mind me, I'm sleep deprived

8th April 2006, 22:48	#4089
The Edge	http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...947&indicate=1

9th April 2006, 18:36	#4093
untouchable	For fuck sakes. Got round to reading a few of her recent blog entries. Basically each one = her trying to point finger at everyone else to try and convince herself that driving illegally is OK. Keeping up with the flow of traffic is far safer then holding people up by going under the speed limit, which is what I imagine she is doing.. Sure excessive speeding is bad, but 5 - 10k's over the limit is in most cases perfectly reasonable. Liz you have no idea how to drive correctly. That knowledge only comes from experience and tuition. Neither of which you have. Even at the end of driving lessons you wouldnt be a good driver but you would still be far far far safer then you are right now. The roads are not the place for self tuition. A car is not a toy. Most people when they are young think they are excellent drivers, after a while. But I can assure you, as someone who has driven for over 13 years, owned over 9 cars, and completed a few advanced driving courses, that you are a fucking terrible driver. No one can jump in a car teach themselves and proclaim themselves an excellent driver. Its a dangerous and potentially life threatening assupmtion to make. Go get some proper lessons. if after the first lesson the driving instructor declares you fit for your test, then good for you, but even that will not make you an excellent driver. Option 2 is to continue to flaunt a sensible law, run the risk of killing someone else because you have no fucking idea, and continue to be the deluded bitch we all know and hate. If your not going to get proper tuition at least do us a favour and drive the car at high speed into a fucking tree, and make the world a better place. __________________ Teddy Bear Junction, the worst scumhole in the galaxy.

9th April 2006, 18:54	#4094
The Edge	The sad thing is, she thinks she's the best driver in the entire world after the grand total of one week's driving practice, and the fact that everyone else drives like an ass on the road basically completely excuses her from driving illegally. Not so.

9th April 2006, 22:46	#4096
CCS Stunt Pants	I bet she'll drive all the way up to Auckland (slowly) without crashing, drive around Auckland without incident and make it back down to Wgtn in one piece... -BUT- when she pulls into her driveway she'll plough through her neighbours solid brick letterbox.

9th April 2006, 22:55	#4097
Ashley Fuck up Ashley	Might be a good place to plant some C4...

10th April 2006, 13:46	#4098
Juha	So are we dropping her in the shit? I hate to think my premiums are up because of idiots like her.....

10th April 2006, 13:47	#4099
CCS Stunt Pants	You have my permission to drop her in the shit.

10th April 2006, 14:00	#4100
Helious	Do it...!!! DO EITTTT!!!!!

10th April 2006, 14:06	#4101
Juha	the police do not take email tip-offs...damnit.

10th April 2006, 14:10	#4102
Ashley Fuck up Ashley	Just go into your station and file a report.

10th April 2006, 14:18	#4103
Mark98	Is she dead yet? __________________ I couldn't afford a cool signature, so I just got this one.

10th April 2006, 14:19	#4104
Mark98	How about now? __________________ I couldn't afford a cool signature, so I just got this one.

10th April 2006, 14:23	#4105
Juha	They'll want incident details and I'm too lazy to go print off all her blogs...

10th April 2006, 15:16	#4107
Juha	I hope it makes the papers. Because they we can start a petition and get her committed to an asylum. Liz, people like you who drive illegaly put my premiums up. You fucking crackwhore. I'm going to do everything in my power to make sure you get a visit from the Bill.

10th April 2006, 15:23	#4108
Helious	I just can't get over how violent I feel whenever I read something she's written.

10th April 2006, 15:32	#4109
StN I have detailed files	I feel for the families of the poor hitchhikers she will pick up this weekend. Best case - they will die a firey death - worst case, they will live to tell the tale of having met the Hambeast.

10th April 2006, 15:39	#4110
Juha	Well Liz, I've emailed the LTSA and I'm going to give them your details when they reply. Let this be a lesson to you. Don't fuck with other roadusers.

10th April 2006, 17:33	#4111
CCS Stunt Pants	YA DON'T MESS WITH ALL THE GEEKAMANIACS ON NZGAMES, OR GEEK HOGAN WILL BE COMING DOWN ON YOOOOOOU!!!

10th April 2006, 21:58	#4116
CCS Stunt Pants	Wha? She's moving back to Auckland? What happened to radio school in Wellington?

10th April 2006, 22:06	#4117
The Edge	No, I think she just drove up to show to the world that she can drive illegally (and get away with it).