NZGames 2010 Secret Santa - Page 14

CCS · 22nd December 2010, 20:15

Gotta bait them with something!

Turns out that saying "Little girl, would you like a suck of my knob?" has a pretty low success rate.

In other penis news, I haven't opened my present but I did cut a slit in the packaging and dry fuck it.

Rince · 22nd December 2010, 20:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by CCS

Gotta bait them with something!

Turns out that saying "Little girl, would you like a suck of my knob?" has a pretty low success rate.

In other penis news, I haven't opened my present but I did cut a little slit in the packaging and dry fuck it.

fixT

CCS · 22nd December 2010, 20:49

You're a little slit.

StN · 22nd December 2010, 21:54

Ok - whose secret santa was it?

MadMax · 22nd December 2010, 21:59

please be tracking and tracing mine, chase the courier as i usually get deliveries the next day (or same day if at the courier with a one sector ticket before 10am)

cEvin · 22nd December 2010, 23:13

I've emailed your sender, he claims to have posted on the 20th - but doesn't specify it was courier or standard. If standard it will take another day probably..

cEvin · 22nd December 2010, 23:14

btw, for anyone around tonight - the opening + pics commences in 1 hour 45 mins

cEvin · 22nd December 2010, 23:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by MadMax

please be tracking and tracing mine, chase the courier as i usually get deliveries the next day (or same day if at the courier with a one sector ticket before 10am)

out of office reply from your SS :/

cEvin · 22nd December 2010, 23:26

Oops thought it was Thursday already :S
No opening tonight, tomorrow night instead

p01s0n · 23rd December 2010, 00:11

well better make this thread worth it:

mpx · 23rd December 2010, 09:04

I actually wanted to zoom in to check if that was a penis or the bicycle seat.

What the fuck as the internet done to me?

xpandnz · 23rd December 2010, 09:12

Hmmmm, thanks for the grenade i guess?

Warrick · 23rd December 2010, 09:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by mpx

I actually wanted to zoom in to check if that was a penis or the bicycle seat.

What the fuck as the internet done to me?

ditto

Dweeb · 23rd December 2010, 09:19

Are we opening them tonight now?

Warrick · 23rd December 2010, 09:30

i think that's cEvin's idea. not me though, it'll be xmas morning. nigguh.

StN · 23rd December 2010, 09:33

I may have to do mine this evening and post cEvin some pics to publish after the right time (I have to go to bed very early

then wake up to a RedBull breakfast with my driving trousers on - no time to open, take pics and post)

Pepsi · 23rd December 2010, 09:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dweeb

Are we opening them tonight now?

I'm pretty sure the plan is still to open them tomorrow (24th)..

mpx · 23rd December 2010, 09:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by StN

I may have to do mine this evening and post cEvin some pics to publish after the right time (I have to go to bed very early

then wake up to a RedBull breakfast with my driving trousers on - no time to open, take pics and post)

I also +1 this sentiment.

DrTiTus · 23rd December 2010, 09:54

I am leaving to go camping (off the grid), so I have sent a pic of my gift to our very own NZG celebrity and my partner in crime, Warrick.

Peace y0~

fa'a

cEvin · 23rd December 2010, 10:58

we post open/pics from midnight onwards, so technically anytime on the 24th

feel free to send me pics/comments if you can't make it during the 24th.

crocos · 23rd December 2010, 11:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by cEvin

feel free to send me pics/comments if you can't make it during the 24th.

Yeah, may need to sort something; Tomorrow's gonna be insane.

Warrick · 23rd December 2010, 12:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warrick

i want the recipient of my gift to take a photo from behind and post it in this forum. he/she will know what i mean ;>

just a reminder. i was being serious.

fobski · 23rd December 2010, 19:39

oi cevin, lost ya number so get on gmail

:P

Warrick · 23rd December 2010, 20:33

his number is in his facebook profile fob

StN · 23rd December 2010, 21:37

That which must happen whilst I am at slumber has been accommodated.

Thank you NZGSS!

cEvin · 23rd December 2010, 23:25

presents at midnight!

dylan · 23rd December 2010, 23:34

omgomgomg

Pepsi · 23rd December 2010, 23:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by dylan

omgomgomg

If I'm awake at midnight (which I might be), I'm gonna open mine!!!!

fobski · 23rd December 2010, 23:42

omg omg best wrapping paper ever

since im packing for holidays I will be posting all up onz at midnight

fobski · 23rd December 2010, 23:47

http://imgur.com/xRBhq pic so not to break tables

CCS · 23rd December 2010, 23:50

Lawl, you must have been sent it by p01s0n :P

Good idea though, I may have to do that next time...

Next time will be April 5th, right?

Pitmonster · 23rd December 2010, 23:52

To whomever my secret santa is.......

cheers for the pressie and love you longtime

and of course a big yeah baby to our exalted organamiser
cEvin

now me has to go to seepy byes as me has big day ahead

Pepsi · 23rd December 2010, 23:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by CCS

Lawl, you must have been sent it by p01s0n :P

Haha, I was thinking the same thing. Awesome wrapping alright, well done SS!

Vrtigo · 24th December 2010, 00:15

this shit is dope. keep looking at my SS gift every couple mins.

fobski · 24th December 2010, 01:02

Magnets. How the fuck do ya looae weight?

http://imgur.com/a/CRfvm

Rince · 24th December 2010, 01:11

NZGSS opened - papercraft set... give me something to do at the olds away from my 'puter

cheers, SS!
http://plixi.com/p/64808518

crappy phone camera, its late, that's my excuse

Vrtigo · 24th December 2010, 01:13

:P some sort of weird wine bottle opener. still cant figure out how it works, it defies normal operational assumptions.

the game trial cards could come in handy, havent played starcraft 2 yet.

cheers, SS!

LordP · 24th December 2010, 01:18

[WanG] Wandarah · 24th December 2010, 01:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by fobski

Magnets. How the fuck do ya looae weight?

http://imgur.com/a/CRfvm

Wow - that is pretty fucking awesome! Props to your SS.

Pepsi · 24th December 2010, 01:20

Thank you to my NZGSS *mwah*, totally awesome and made me giggle like an excited schoolgirl when I opened up my present

Not technically a cock pic.. but some might say "The Situation" is a bit of a cock..

22nd December 2010, 20:15	#521
CCS Stunt Pants	Gotta bait them with something! Turns out that saying "Little girl, would you like a suck of my knob?" has a pretty low success rate. In other penis news, I haven't opened my present but I did cut a slit in the packaging and dry fuck it. __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

22nd December 2010, 20:49	#523
CCS Stunt Pants	You're a little slit. __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

22nd December 2010, 21:59	#525
MadMax Stuff	please be tracking and tracing mine, chase the courier as i usually get deliveries the next day (or same day if at the courier with a one sector ticket before 10am) __________________ My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity.

23rd December 2010, 09:54	#539
DrTiTus HENCE WHY FOREVER ALONE	I am leaving to go camping (off the grid), so I have sent a pic of my gift to our very own NZG celebrity and my partner in crime, Warrick. Peace y0~ fa'a __________________ Finger rolling rhythm, ride the horse one hand...

23rd December 2010, 23:50	#551
CCS Stunt Pants	Lawl, you must have been sent it by p01s0n :P Good idea though, I may have to do that next time... Next time will be April 5th, right? __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

22nd December 2010, 21:54	#524
StN I have detailed files	Ok - whose secret santa was it?

22nd December 2010, 23:13	#526
cEvin Love In Vein	I've emailed your sender, he claims to have posted on the 20th - but doesn't specify it was courier or standard. If standard it will take another day probably..

22nd December 2010, 23:14	#527
cEvin Love In Vein	btw, for anyone around tonight - the opening + pics commences in 1 hour 45 mins

22nd December 2010, 23:26	#529
cEvin Love In Vein	Oops thought it was Thursday already :S No opening tonight, tomorrow night instead

23rd December 2010, 00:11	#530
p01s0n	well better make this thread worth it: __________________ \|\|hellameke.com Image host of NZG pro's\|\|Tu meke Tu much\|\|

23rd December 2010, 09:04	#531
mpx .	I actually wanted to zoom in to check if that was a penis or the bicycle seat. What the fuck as the internet done to me?

23rd December 2010, 09:12	#532
xpandnz	Hmmmm, thanks for the grenade i guess? __________________ asghasdhoaidhoqhdoqjwod;asdadas

23rd December 2010, 09:19	#534
Dweeb	Are we opening them tonight now?

23rd December 2010, 09:30	#535
Warrick Awesome Ring Master	i think that's cEvin's idea. not me though, it'll be xmas morning. nigguh.

23rd December 2010, 09:33	#536
StN I have detailed files	I may have to do mine this evening and post cEvin some pics to publish after the right time (I have to go to bed very early then wake up to a RedBull breakfast with my driving trousers on - no time to open, take pics and post)

23rd December 2010, 10:58	#540
cEvin Love In Vein	we post open/pics from midnight onwards, so technically anytime on the 24th feel free to send me pics/comments if you can't make it during the 24th.

23rd December 2010, 19:39	#543
fobski	oi cevin, lost ya number so get on gmail :P __________________ He sleeps. Sock. Bar of soap. Bang bang bang! Brain damage. Corn field. Gun. pchew Funeral

23rd December 2010, 20:33	#544
Warrick Awesome Ring Master	his number is in his facebook profile fob

23rd December 2010, 21:37	#545
StN I have detailed files	That which must happen whilst I am at slumber has been accommodated. Thank you NZGSS!

23rd December 2010, 23:25	#546
cEvin Love In Vein	presents at midnight!

23rd December 2010, 23:42	#549
fobski	omg omg best wrapping paper ever since im packing for holidays I will be posting all up onz at midnight __________________ He sleeps. Sock. Bar of soap. Bang bang bang! Brain damage. Corn field. Gun. pchew Funeral

23rd December 2010, 23:47	#550
fobski	http://imgur.com/xRBhq pic so not to break tables __________________ He sleeps. Sock. Bar of soap. Bang bang bang! Brain damage. Corn field. Gun. pchew Funeral

23rd December 2010, 23:52	#552
Pitmonster	To whomever my secret santa is....... cheers for the pressie and love you longtime and of course a big yeah baby to our exalted organamiser cEvin now me has to go to seepy byes as me has big day ahead

24th December 2010, 00:15	#554
Vrtigo Marginal Poster	this shit is dope. keep looking at my SS gift every couple mins.

24th December 2010, 01:02	#555
fobski	Magnets. How the fuck do ya looae weight? http://imgur.com/a/CRfvm __________________ He sleeps. Sock. Bar of soap. Bang bang bang! Brain damage. Corn field. Gun. pchew Funeral

24th December 2010, 01:11	#556
Rince SLUTS!!!!!!!	NZGSS opened - papercraft set... give me something to do at the olds away from my 'puter cheers, SS! http://plixi.com/p/64808518 crappy phone camera, its late, that's my excuse __________________ Slow internet is worse than no internet. It's like putting your penis in once and then being required to make out for 2 hours --Matt "The Oatmeal" Inman

24th December 2010, 01:13	#557
Vrtigo Marginal Poster	:P some sort of weird wine bottle opener. still cant figure out how it works, it defies normal operational assumptions. the game trial cards could come in handy, havent played starcraft 2 yet. cheers, SS!

24th December 2010, 01:18	#558
LordP	__________________ "Nothing is so smiple that it can't be screwed up."

24th December 2010, 01:20	#560
Pepsi Konnichiwa, bitches	Thank you to my NZGSS mwah, totally awesome and made me giggle like an excited schoolgirl when I opened up my present Not technically a cock pic.. but some might say "The Situation" is a bit of a cock..