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25th February 2008, 23:43 | #1 |
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Learning to Speak Dutch
My Mrs is Dutch Id like to eventually speak the language.
Where to start? Anyone else come across any good tutor sites on the net? I would prefer to start with something free :P |
25th February 2008, 23:48 | #2 |
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Watch Austin Powers 3?
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25th February 2008, 23:48 | #3 |
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Start with her. the best thing to do when learning a new language is to surround yourself in it from the get-go. She will be able to teach you a hell of a lot more than books can in the long run, and a lot quicker. Start off with learning basic words and a base understanding of how the language works. Get her to say words in Dutch in normal conversation to you, make sort of like a game out of it, and you'll slowly pick up on things and develop an understanding of sentences. Also make sure she's OK with you asking a million questions.
Other than that, check out ebay or amazon for some books. Dutch isn't one of the main languages in the world, so I can imagine learning content is a little harder to come back than say German or Spanish. Last edited by dead goon : 25th February 2008 at 23:52. |
26th February 2008, 00:00 | #4 |
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I would suggest stuff
but i value our friendship jin
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26th February 2008, 00:37 | #5 |
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As with most languages it's almost impossible without living there, and dutch especially since
a) no-one really speaks it anywhere else b) dutch people all have pretty decent english and c) will make fun of you if you try to speak it Plus good luck finding a teacher, I don't think there are any in NZ. Also, it's almost useless for the reasons above. Oh AND it's a famously ugly language. My advice: if you're gonna spend all that effort on a language, go for Spanish or French, and stick with "neuken in de keuken" for Nederlands Last edited by {m} : 26th February 2008 at 00:38. |
26th February 2008, 00:48 | #6 |
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don't listen to him Jin. Do whatever you want
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26th February 2008, 01:37 | #7 |
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Listen to good, do whatever you want. Don't bother learning it.
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26th February 2008, 01:51 | #8 |
yawn.
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Rosetta Stone is great language learning software, and they have Dutch
http://www.rosettastone.com/ much better than reading a book about the language |
26th February 2008, 02:02 | #9 | |
The Lord of the Dragons
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Any Dutch person who watched this movie cringed in horror as this supposedly Dutch character used words like Scheiße and other Deutsch words. |
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26th February 2008, 02:05 | #10 |
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one for the grind my gears thread
people who keep saying shizer instead of schiesse
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26th February 2008, 07:59 | #11 | |
Pornstar
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looks interesting, might pull down some files to check it out myself....only so I dont have to wait for subs in future
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26th February 2008, 08:16 | #12 |
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See if she knows about the Dutch market out west. Held monthly at Ons Dorp - that might be a good place to find a teacher, if not try the local library for audio tapes.
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26th February 2008, 12:20 | #13 | |
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Check your University and schools... e.g. Canterbury has beginners course. Does your Mrs have family still living below sea level? If so see if you can get them interested in chatting on MSN/Skype. It shouldn't be too hard to get them talking. Most my wife's family is keen to practice their English as well. Speaking of English, as said before their English is way better than ours and so there is little to gain by learning Dutch. You may get more credit by learning the culture rather than the language. Maybe with the exception of a few of stereotype dutch male traits. If nothing else this phrase is handy... "Mijn Nederlands is niet zo goed."
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26th February 2008, 15:26 | #14 | |
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One of the above is very wrong...
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26th February 2008, 17:42 | #15 |
Stunt Pants
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Fuck the Dutch. Whose side were they on in the War? If you're not with us, you're against us.
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26th February 2008, 17:49 | #16 |
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that rosetta stone looks awesome
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SLUTS!!!!!!!
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26th February 2008, 18:53 | #18 |
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Carpe Diem |
26th February 2008, 19:04 | #19 | |
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26th February 2008, 19:55 | #21 | |
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26th February 2008, 21:54 | #22 |
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True, but sluts are sluts, they're in every country. I mean, you don't base NZ's reputation on Liz alone right?
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26th February 2008, 23:29 | #23 |
Stunt Pants
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Liz hasn't given birth to any Nazi scum
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