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12th December 2003, 15:24 | #1082 |
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At 22, pretty much every person I'm ever possibly going to have sex with is probably already alive. Unless I get very rich and get some gold digger action.
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12th December 2003, 15:40 | #1083 | |
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12th December 2003, 15:43 | #1084 |
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The fucked up computer haiku:
sadness is for me a very fucked up P.C. bad reads of C.D's ... OK so that was pretty fucked. But I cannot play Prince of Persia with my PC not letting me read anything from my CD ROM... ___________________ Laugh at me - that's what I'm there for! |
12th December 2003, 16:02 | #1085 | |
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The pigs have won tonight, and they can all sleep soundly, and everything is alright. |
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12th December 2003, 16:14 | #1086 |
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Its hot and sticky today
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12th December 2003, 17:18 | #1087 |
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Yay! My work loves me! I work hard for them and then they repay me with a $10,000 Bar tab and HEEEEAAPS of pizza @ Syn Bar.... It's a pity this is being shared with about 300-ish others....
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12th December 2003, 17:37 | #1088 | |
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fuckin maaaaaaaaaad. least it keeps the flies away. |
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16th December 2003, 14:42 | #1089 |
CCS's number one fan
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I like girls
And now that im being a gentleman they love me even more!! |
16th December 2003, 15:24 | #1090 |
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white kids are soft
black kids are hard thanks rocket! |
16th December 2003, 15:34 | #1091 |
Don't worry, be harpy
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It's true that all the men you knew were dealers
who said they were through with dealing Every time you gave them shelter I know that kind of man It's hard to hold the hand of anyone who is reaching for the sky just to surrender. And then sweeping up the jokers that he left behind you find he did not leave you very much not even laughter Like any dealer he was watching for the card that is so high and wild he'll never need to deal another. He was just some Joseph looking for a manger He was just some Joseph looking for a manger. And then leaning on your window sill he'll say one day you caused his will to weaken with your love and warmth and shelter And then taking from his wallet an old schedule of trains, he'll say I told you when I came I was a stranger. Good old Leonard. The man has crazy angst skills. |
16th December 2003, 15:42 | #1092 |
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Gig on thursday, gig on thursday.
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16th December 2003, 15:46 | #1093 |
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Open Discussion has degenerated rapidly into a seething pit of contempt, impatience and loathing. It seems a whole lot more angry and generally not a nice place to be lately, so much for the christmas spirit.
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16th December 2003, 15:57 | #1094 |
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^Ban Him!
heheheh Merry Christmas! |
16th December 2003, 17:00 | #1095 |
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Umberlee needs to fix her computer.
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16th December 2003, 17:05 | #1096 | |
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Oh and on the topic of Christmas spirit, good will to man n' all that, this is the time when Woman's Refuge is the busiest and domestic violence is at it's peak. Aaah, families getting together. It gives me warm fuzzies. Last edited by Lightspeed : 16th December 2003 at 17:06. |
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16th December 2003, 17:09 | #1097 |
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wtf is Osama?
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16th December 2003, 17:15 | #1098 |
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god who is this zulu cock sucker i wish he would just fuck off and die.
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16th December 2003, 18:18 | #1099 | |
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16th December 2003, 18:22 | #1100 | |
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very cool in the leather. Last edited by pluck : 16th December 2003 at 18:24. |
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16th December 2003, 19:10 | #1101 |
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how many dudes you know got the skills to go ROCK a thread like this?
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17th December 2003, 09:32 | #1102 | |
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17th December 2003, 12:26 | #1103 |
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I was thinking that there is no point in trying to come up with anything new - If it was a good idea, it would have been invented already. I mean - The world is full of people who are a lot smarter than me, and they think about things like this ALOT. If they had any good ideas, they would have been invented already.
Then I thought...... What if everyone else thought like this? Nothing new would ever get developed, because everyone would assume that everyone else would do the thinking. Then I felt guilty, for not sharing my brilliant ideas with the world. Then I realised, that NOT EVERYONE thinks like this, there are plenty of other people coming up with new ideas. So I am back in the clear. Phew! :turns brain off again: |
17th December 2003, 16:05 | #1104 |
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Monkey Armies
MONKEY ARMIES!!!
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17th December 2003, 18:34 | #1105 |
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This is where I get to say beef, right?
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17th December 2003, 19:08 | #1106 | |
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17th December 2003, 20:35 | #1107 | |
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18th December 2003, 09:14 | #1108 |
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Hats for everyone!!
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18th December 2003, 09:17 | #1109 | |
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18th December 2003, 10:02 | #1110 |
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I'm just about to buy a car. It's the most single most expensive purchase I've ever made while still being a relatively cheap car, and although I feel good that it's all my money that I'm spending, I know that every cent I spend on it now and in the future will be coming out of my house savings. But then, having a car is almost a prerequisite to owning a house these days, espcecially when you're looking to buy.
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18th December 2003, 18:36 | #1111 |
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banks fucking fuck me off
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18th December 2003, 18:46 | #1112 |
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christmastime makes people crazy
people do the weirdest things at work and end up being 'dismissed' weird weird weird |
19th December 2003, 08:53 | #1113 |
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Baaaarrggle!
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21st December 2003, 01:06 | #1114 |
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have you noticed that black rich guys sing about being black and rich, while white rich guys sing about being white and hated?
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21st December 2003, 11:22 | #1115 |
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went out last night
partner saw some girl walking past with loo paper stuck to her shoe stopped her and we spent the next couple of minutes trying to unstick the paper ( floor was really sticky and we were all quite drunk ) once done she says "you look familiar" and being drunk and thinking 'well you don't.. I said "hey yeah ! you do too, where do I know you from" questions go back and forth and it turned out we were in the classrooms next to each other at Intermediate but were never well aquainted What startled me was the fact that I 'looked familiar' to her at the age of 30 when she hasn't seen me since I was 11 |
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21st December 2003, 19:54 | #1118 |
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No, that would be banks fucking fucks me off
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21st December 2003, 20:00 | #1119 |
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I hate meeces to pieces.
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21st December 2003, 23:37 | #1120 |
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alone in a boat with two women, starving to death
one is your mother who would you eat 1st? and yes your mother is hot |