Cousin fucking, the conclusion.

[Homo Erectus]

So me and my hot cousin get to the hotel. Cinclant the porter helped us to our rooms and there we were, all alone again. She pulled me into the bed, stripped all her clothes off, jumped on top of me, and started whispering in my ear.
"Do you know what would make me really horney?" She questioned, stroking my huge cock.
"If CCS was here?"
"Uh-uh"
"If I called you my mothers name?"
"No," She moaned, now taking my huge member slowly inside her. "If you went to nzgames.com/forums and made a thread about fucking your fictitious cousin, just to see how much controversy you could provoke"

Thanks everyone. 422 replies was more than I could have hoped for . You've all been a wonderful audience.

Oh, and for those of you asking for pics - sorry, I've been holding out. Here's one taken just yesterday.

http://memory.loc.gov/ammem/lbhtml/images/71a089_r.jpg

I'm the one in the blue shirt in the background, and she's the one with the white/blue top in the foreground. I lyed about her age though - she's 12 and i'm 17. That shouldn't matter though, right? :>

[VERT]

dude, you've got issues

[Redneck]

While the thread was entertaining, I think the lamer-in-need-of-a-life award should go to Homo this year.

[s0nic]

ahahahaaaahhahahhahahaahahahhahaha

[s0nic]

that thread = best thread ever

[TD]

Nows the part we get to make fun of all the people who said go for it

[ChaosWulf]

Congratulations on your sucess, cousin-fucker!

Of course, no one else in the entire history of NZGames or, for that matter, any other discussion board on the Internet - has ever tried such a thing -
A .. made up story .. for the sake of contraversy?

What a concept!

[Logik]

*golf clap*

[Pepsi]

I'm happy and angry!

[fRAG-MON]

*slow clap*

[Russian]

ah, how many times i spammed "BULLSHIT ALERT" on IRC, and HellStorm telling me that it was true..

[Nemises]

ahh fuckit, it was at least worth a 1/2 dozen laffs along the way..

well done..

[HellStorm]

keke :<

[blur^]

as much as i didnt believe it,

it was a good thread

gg

[iNF]

Saw it coming
But bahaha good work anyway ;]

[Native]

Hehe - me and a friend were debating the situation. Was well played..

[TnT]

No really?
/steve_irwin=1
Crickey, I never saw that one coming
/steve_irwin=0

However you can still o/~Shut your fucking face, cousin fucker

[caffiend]

Originally posted by fRAG-MON
*slow clap*

*tentatively joins in the slow clap, then embarrassedly stops after realising no one else is joining in...*

[catharsis]

Yup good work.
Tho gotta admit , it would be pretty sweet if it was true huh ? huh ?

[[reyPh]]

[s0nic]

this is one of the best pranks here ever
the only thing that could top it would be when whatshisname faked his death?
hehe

[Chaos Archon]

lucky no-one stood up for him and admitted that they were in the same situation and went all they way, they would of had cake on their face.

[Emperor Minh Ma]

Originally posted by TnT
No really?
/steve_irwin=1
Crickey, I never saw that one coming
/steve_irwin=0

However you can still o/~Shut your fucking face, cousin fucker

lol

[::Shocker]

whatshisname faked his death?

Shooman :-)

[s0nic]

he shooman :P
kudos to him
hehe

[Xanatos]

I think you let the ending down, I personally would have posted under the account "Homo_Erectus'_Mother" telling everyone off, saying that nothing happened and threatning the site with slander. You had so many options....

[seb-wrk]

/english dj voice
sad act
/english dj voice

[DRa1N]

Shooman was a fuckwit when he did that. That was just to far.

Congrats HE, very classy - now, who are you really?

[_Incubus_]

You're still a sick fuck.

/me hums the tune to dueling banjos...

[fobski]

well homo

good on ya, but you let it drag on too long

should have stopped after the ex turned up, that was just too coincidental

lol someone wanna make a movie review out of this...ohh a better idea....

[TnT]

Originally posted by s0nic
that thread = best thread ever

Sorry no, that honour is still held by BOYDs thread. Humourous, well articulated accounts of real life situations always win over second rate B grade porno scripts.

[fobski]

here is homo's story all in his own words

spot the flaws everyone

is it wrong.. to be attracted to a relative that you don't see/talk to very much?

has this ever happened to anyone?
did anyone find out?
was she hot?


well she is my first cousin. my uncles daughter. technically i guess we're close, but i've met her a total of 3 times in my life, this one being the third, and the first being when she was about 3 so i don't think that it counts.

the thing was that when i i first saw her at the airport i had no idea she was my cousin! i just thought "mm, shes saucy", then she started to walk over directly towards me. i thought it was my lucky day but then as she got closer i realised who she was.

so like mpx said there is a difference between recognizing attractivness and being attracted, me and her get on well together n all that and she a cool person. would if be wrong to have feelings for her? we are related in blood but really she is a stranger to me. our families aren't very close as they have lived in another country for longer than i have been alive.

today we were at the beach together and maybe it was just my imagination but i think she was flirting with me. she put her hand on my thigh a couple of times when we were lying down.. she has 4 days left here so i will keep you all posted



i understand where all of you are coming from when you say "why". but i say "why not". to all the people who say that it's wrong: why? are you thinking about it or just bleating it out because that's what everyone else says?

i find this girl attractive and fun to be around. i suspect the the feeling is mutual. if this is so, then i see absolutely no reason for 'sexual relations' not to take place. so what if one of each of our parents had the same mother and father! how does that effect us? i'm not talking about setting up a breeding farm here, just a little hanky panky before she buggers off again.

cousin humping has been looked down on because of the risk of an abnormal infant - but that reasoning doesn't hold so much howadays with the advancement of contraceptives. there will be no transfer of genetic material at all. i just wanna get jiddy wit' her. where's the harm in that?

btw - we were alone pretty much the whole day today as her/my folks went off golfing. there was definitley sexual tension. one thing she did that stuck out was that she left the showering room door open. i have on of those bathrooms that joins onto my room, and one of those showers that are surrounded by glass. it was almost like she wanted me to see her.

so anyway, tomorrow she said we should get some movies out and watch em together. i guess that would be a good a time as any to go for it. i'll let ya know...

The 'time alone' was sadly put off for today - the families decided to stay at home for the day instead. We did get some good time to chat though. I was telling her about my recent breakup with my girlfriend. She expressed her symapthies and said that it "was her (my girlfriends) loss". It's little comments like these that she keeps making which fuel my curiosity about this situation.

Something slightly amusing that I think I should note, she used my PC today for a couple of hours while I was away having a swim outside. As I do with everyone that uses my pc: I waited till she had gotten off and left the room, then I opened up the "Recent Documents" folder. She had found my porn and by the looks of it had viewed nearly all of it. The thing is about 90% of it is lesbian. I'm still undecided as to whether this is good or bad, or maybe it's something not to be analyized too much.

Anyway - the families are both going away for sure tomorrow. Her part of the family is Swiss, and they have all booked tickets to some sort of Swiss dance/opera or something like that. So hopefully some progress will be made during that time.

cya

Hi guys. Here's the news for today: Breakfast. The families got up pretty early and we all had breakfast. The breakfast table is circular, and she was sitting across from me. About mid-way through my breakfast I felt something funny on my toes. She was rubbing my foot with her foot! Quite suggestively too I might add. The remaining 5 minutes of breakfast were very different than any remaining 5 minutes of breakfast I've ever had. Once breakfast was done the families were off to thier show. All of a sudden, it was me and her completely alone.

Ignoring the extremely high sexual tension, and her shy devilish smile. I got up (painfully) and suggested that we go watch the dvds. She agreed.

Now, the breakfast/dining room area that we were in is pretty much right in the middle of the house. There are two hallways that extend from it - one of the hallways leads to where the living room is; the other one leads to where my bedroom is. Both have dvd players.

I started walking towards the living room. She called out to me and said "i like your room... can we watch them there?". At this point I decided to myself that it was pretty certain she was keen.

As soon as we got to my room, she closed the room and jumped on my bed. I smiled at her and popped the 'Training day' dvd in. I jumped back into bed and the movie started. My head was rushing with thoughs and anticipation as to what would occur in the next hour.

I looked at her sexy body just lying there on my bed. My head was flooded with thoughts. "Are you crazy?!...", "Look at her! GO FOR IT!...", "Denzel Washington has aged well...". She had this funny little smile that looked like it was saying a hundred different things at once. I thought of the risks. Then I thought of the rewards.

I decided to test the waters. I moved my hand so that it was half-resting on her thigh, just above the hemline of her skirt so that I wasn't touching her skin. No response from her. I upped the ante and moved my hand futher up on to her thigh. No response from her, and she still had that ominous looking smile on her face. It looked like it could be saying "Oh yeah big boy, do me now you sexy thing", or "What does he think he's doing?". I moved it so that it was fully on her thigh now. This was it. No turning back.

I felt her thigh move from under me. Fuck. Her legs are moving... she getting off the bed... ohhhhh fuckshitfuckfuck. She stood at the edge of the bed looking at me for a moment. Then she begun to slide her underwear off. She jumped back into the bed. Under the covers.

A huge rush jolted through my body. This is it. The risks paid off. I did it. I can't believe this is really happening. Of all the things that could have happened right at that moment, I never, ever, would have guessed what would come next.

I heard a tapping noise. I shrugged it off. I had betting thing to focus on. Then I heard it again, louder this time. I looked for a source. It was coming from my window. It was my ex-girlfriend. My ex-girlfriend was knocking at my window, right at the precise moment where my drop dead gorgeous cousin takes her panties off and jumps into my bed. I didn't believe what was happening to me.

Was this a joke? Were the guys from the discussion board right? This was just too unreal. All of it.

My cousin picked her underwear off the floor and started putting it back on before our little visitor could see what was going on. My jaw was still on the floor. This is crazy. I got up and opened the window. Before I could even think of anything to say to my ex, my cousin invited her in.

It turns out that she got in a mood as a result of the breakup and had a fight with her family, who kicked her out. So she showed up here, needing a place to stay. Being the good guy that I am, I offered her a room at my place for the night.

As if fate hadn't already slapped me in the face several times today already, my parents call up and say that they are staying out tonight. So I have the house to myself.

I've already wasted too much time typing this - I don't like to leave those two alone and in the same room, so I have to cut the story off here for tonight.

Thanks for all your advice everyone, I hope I've made your day a little bit more interesting. Mine sure as hell has!

Well it's nice that some of you think I'm joking. I'm not laughing. Things aren't going too well right now. My ex-girlfriend DID see us fooling around. This was ok, because she didn't know that she was my cousin. At least she didn't know that untill my parents came home last night unexpectedly because thier rental car broke down. Hopefully I can trust her with the information.

I really do wish this was wind-up now. I don't know exactly what has happened, but my family and hers aren't talking. Did they somehow find out? or are they fighting about something else? I don't know, but I'm hoping the latter. I havn't talked directly to her father or mother, and my parents havn't said anything to me. But the house has a whole awkward atmosphere. They say they are just having 'cultural differences'. Whatever that means?

She has been kept down at her families end of the house and I havn't seen her much. My ex stayed for dinner and supper but left afterwards. She was a bit of a mess but I think she'll be ok. My cousins flight out today was delayed because of the LOTR premiere. Security concerns I assume?

Well anyway my cousin left a note in my room to meet her in her car at 1am tonight. Hopefully we can pick up where we left off, and nothing will get in our way this time.

To the people who are making comments about magazines/books: do you really mean it? I've been thinking about getting into writing for a while now but I didn't think I had the natural talent for it. Did what a wrote up there really sound like it came from a professional writer? I'd be glad to hear that it did!


Ok, last night we met up in the car as planned. She basically told me that she was keen to have some fun before she went back. I was still kinda unsure. Her family might not care but mine does. Is it worth the risk?

We were going to just get a hotel room last night and do the dirty thing but they were all booked out. More trouble caused by the LOTR premier I guess? It's good in a way because I'm still undecided if I really want to or not.

Anyway, she flys out tomorrow for sure. This is my last chance. The advice I've been given by you guys so far has been pretty good, so now I just need you guys to decide, once and for all: should I do her or should I not do her?

Pros: Shes fucking sexy and keen.
Cons: The rep as a cousin-fucker would hang around me for the rest of my life if I got caught.

So, I put it to you, the NzGames community: YES, or NO?

[[BT]Monza]

Originally posted by ChaosWulf
Congratulations on your sucess, cousin-fucker!

Of course, no one else in the entire history of NZGames or, for that matter, any other discussion board on the Internet - has ever tried such a thing -
A .. made up story .. for the sake of contraversy?

What a concept!

http://www.nzgames.com/forums/showth...threadid=40706

[Sauron]

go for it!

[Lightspeed]

/hummms Terrance & Phillip tune hmmm hmmm hmm hmmm uncle fukkah hmm hmmm hmmm hmm

[Kid A]

Originally posted by Homo Erectus
I'm the one in the blue shirt in the background, and she's the one with the white/blue top in the foreground. I lyed about her age though - she's 12 and i'm 17.

Is it wrong to be masturbating anyway?

[The Edge]

Shooman was a cockmuncher for doing that. At least HE didn't fake his death or something stupid.

[Nuclear]

Well done

[chiQ]

I was sucked in, and had a laugh, and trolled a bit, and don't feel remotely hard done by. Nice job HE.

[Napalm]

Now we just need someone to mail the thread to his cousins' parents...