I just wanna fuck mad bitches

[triki]

who doesn't, straight up thuns, niggas be feening for sex these days bitches be wanting the cock! deezels, i was in cool'n at this bar relaxn all cool sipping on my beer when this 19yr old beatch asks me home with her blone beatch companion. deezels i thought to myself, ima get some cassual sex. yeah right haha niggas know niggas know, so i went home at 3!

[Cyberbob]

went home at 3?
just in time for your bitches to get home from school?

jokes :P

[Redneck]

[catharsis]

Nice work my man.
Dick 'em extra deep for me.
Oh & write your name on their ass so when I get them, I'll know where they've been & I can dick 'em deeper than you

[Simon]

Our phrase for the day is "mad bitches".

"Mad" = pôrangi
"Bitch" = kurî uwha
And the plural form = nga

Don't forget, te reo Maori is a language in which the adjective follows the noun.

So, kids - next time you meet some "mad bitches", remember to say to yourself "nga kurî uwha pôrangi"!

Isn't learning fun!

[MadLep]

huh?

[triki]

haha naw yo - i didnt go home with them, hail no. have y'all seen my girlfriend? she finer than a motherfucker, nah'mean? im jus sayin you know - that it was good for the fucking ego SHYIAH!

[scr]

[Wolf-age]

Reading triki hurts my head.

[Chrono]

SHYIAH MUTHA FUCKA!1!!11!1!1!!

[Wake]

thats a fat bitch

[Mabd]

Thanks Si.

*adds it to his vocab*

[Whiplash]

In Wookie, the phrase would be;

"HrrRrrrrrrrrrrn!"

[MadLep]

Originally posted by Rince
SLUTS!!!!!!!

[reac]

Well, now we know who writes songs for MC Gunz.

[fobski]

deep dick this yo

mad big booty bitches be wanting the deep dicing foo

can ya handle the jandle?
can ya pop the peach?

FOO

[Azzied]

_

[guest]

Originally posted by triki
who doesn't, straight up thuns, niggas be feening for sex these days bitches be wanting the cock! deezels, i was in cool'n at this bar relaxn all cool sipping on my beer when this 19yr old beatch asks me home with her blone beatch companion. deezels i thought to myself, ima get some cassual sex. yeah right haha niggas know niggas know, so i went home at 3!

Are you taking the shit when you talk like that? If you arn't, you would have to be the biggest fucken idiot I have ever come across.

[Maverick]

Originally posted by Simon
Stuff

Sheer brilliance! Best thing I've read all day.

[Bogan]

pics or it didnt happen.

[hobbit]

i concur... but only if they were fine mofucking biatches aaight!?

[triki]

bro, that ish happened. niggas know!!! and they were fine! SHYIAAAAAAAAH

ayo guest! - THATS JUST THE WAY THAT I TALK YO!

[Furry Crew]

Originally posted by triki
bro, that ish happened. niggas know!!! and they were fine! SHYIAAAAAAAAH

ayo guest! - THATS JUST THE WAY THAT I TALK YO!

U mah #1 niggah!

[plaz0r]

restecp.

[triki]

forreal though, why doesnt one of y'all regale us with a nice anecdote of a dope bitch you fucked one time!! ugh! DD

[SepulchraL]

Originally posted by guest
Are you taking the shit when you talk like that? If you arn't, you would have to be the biggest fucken idiot I have ever come across.

newbie, meet triki. triki, well, you get the jist.

/edit

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Date Registered: 6th June 2001

shame on my name

[triki]

bahhahaah shamus mcleod



SHUN HEEM!!!!

[curses]

It's business time

[Lylmik]

Originally posted by pluck
So who here who likes fucking girls? These days it seems girls are so eager to have sex, at least that's how it is for me.
I was hanging out in a bar, having a beer, when this 19-year old comes up and asks me if I would like to go home with her and her blonde friend. I thought "fucking ah, I'm getting some sex at last", you know. So I got out a piece of paper and wrote down my MSN handle. Can't wait for her to message me.
I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!

[Lylmik]

On a related note, does anyone have a clue what "deezels" is about? What it means in English...

Originally posted by triki
deezels i thought to myself

The babelfish Triki to English translator didn't know that one.

[triki]

haha lylmik thats funny you carnt! LDD


deezels = DAAAAAAAAMN

[Sanguinius_nz]

I understand 1 in 5 words in this thread and having really grapsed more than a couple more sentences in whole.

[Rince]

Originally posted by Simon
Our phrase for the day is "mad bitches".

"Mad" = pôrangi
"Bitch" = kurî uwha
And the plural form = nga

Don't forget, te reo Maori is a language in which the adjective follows the noun.

So, kids - next time you meet some "mad bitches", remember to say to yourself "nga kurî awha pôrangi"!

Isn't learning fun!

but you should be using a macron over the o in pōrangi, and the i in kurī



isn't learning evven more fun, when you get it right

[Ishtar]

Originally posted by curses
It's business time

What's that from again?

[VERT]

does Triki talk like that in real life? Do other poeple talk like that in real life?

[~~kj]

Originally posted by triki
have y'all seen my girlfriend?

Yes, I have.

Originally posted by triki
she finer than a motherfucker

Yes, she is.

[Cyberbob]

Originally posted by Rince
but you should be using a macron over the o in pōrangi, and the i in kurī



isn't learning evven more fun, when you get it right

!

i've got numerous people on the site i look after that are looking for some automagic way to inset macrons on words, is there an easy font set or something that will do it nice and easily?

[Rince]

we use a font macroniser and keyboard driver...
only good for internal stuff, cos you need to have the macronised font to view...

ICQ/IRC/TS me tonight, if you want ot know more

[Cyberbob]

i've just put them onto the microsoft maori keyboard layout at the for now, which requires them to press ` and then a vowel for it to happen

[triki]

Originally posted by ~~kj
Yes, I have.


Yes, she is.

aye stalker fulla! who are you