Random thoughts thread

[fidgit]

I took the forklift keys from work home with me.

I had to take them back at 5 O'clock or they wouldn't be able to use the forklift.

Now I can't get to sleep.

I think its time I look for a new job.

one that doesn't involve forklifts. Or perhaps just keys.

[Slothking]

Hah! My character got locked in the two towers event arena after the event finished.

To those of you who don't understand, it's the equivalent of being locked in a fairground after dark, but the rides still work, and there are guys you can kill to get money for the admission. Furthermore, I can't be assassinated, as there's no way to get inot the event for another 364 days.

I'm either going to have the best MUD year of my life, or be sitebanned for bug abuse. Either way, go me

[Lightspeed]

Beans. MOFO BEANS!

[seen-my-keys?]

If the moon was made of cheese, I would blow it up, and drop large chunks of it on third world countries.
Not to feed them-
I would stamp out poverty with a flaming hot mozerella death.

[Rabble]

Now that's original!

[flic]

if the moon was made of mozerella cheese it wouldnt have enough mass to control the tides - resulting in cataclysmic tsunami's (cool word of the day) and death to all !!

and to all a good night

[Cookie]

"Can I speak to who is in charge of recruitment please?"
"Can I ask who is calling?"
"It's GenericName from GenericCallCentre, I'm... *about to go into big trained speech*..."
"I'm sorry I'm not authorised to pass these calls on, if you found our name from a list of somesort, can you please remove our number from it and your database please. It's official business only."
"Well fuck you too!"


I called up and told them her name, and she's being 'dealt' with. Muhahaha. EAT IT!

[Rabble]

LIES! EVIL LIES! LIES, LIES AND MUSHROOMS!

[seen-my-keys?]

Originally posted by flic
if the moon was made of mozerella cheese it wouldnt have enough mass to control the tides - resulting in cataclysmic tsunami's (cool word of the day) and death to all !!

When you're being covered in the cheese equivilent of napalm.... I dont think you are going to care much about the tides.


Besides, the mass of the moon is offset by the molemens secret base at the centre.

DUH!!

[Rabble]

LIES! EVIL LIES! LIES, LIES MUSHROOMS AND MOLEMEN!

[Bent]

Planning a mortgage is fun... I know I'm merely fending off the inevitable shafting from the bank, but it's fun playing them off against each other. I'm now pretty much sure I'm getting the best deal.

[flic]

we all know the power of hot cheese!

it BUUUURNS THE FLESH !

[seen-my-keys?]

It'll turn into a big cheesy wasteland....

which will eventually get buried and covered over.

This will form a pockets of nurtrition in the earth, which future generations can drill for.


It will be the fossil fuel of the future!

[Cookie]

This place is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo unethical.

He's charging this client $20 for photocopying of ONE page... and another $10 for posting it. Locally. With a 50c stamp.... =/

[CCS]

Wow. Lawyers are assholes.

WHO'D HAVE THUNK IT?

[Cookie]

This guys a special kind of asshole though.

He was on the phone to a client, saying "No, we're doing this, it's going to court. He has no right to make you uncomfortable in your workplace". 5 minutes after saying this, he grunts some orders at me and ends it with "And if you screw it up, any costs are coming out of your pay, that includes stress to the management".

Fucker.

[Dystopia]

put one of those spiders on his keyboard



or take a shit on his desk

[Cyberbob]

Originally posted by Cookie
This guys a special kind of asshole though.

He was on the phone to a client, saying "No, we're doing this, it's going to court. He has no right to make you uncomfortable in your workplace". 5 minutes after saying this, he grunts some orders at me and ends it with "And if you screw it up, any costs are coming out of your pay, that includes stress to the management".

Fucker.

holy shit thats rude

[Cookie]

He doesn't have one. He doesn't like computers. *Rolls eyes*


I might track down some sort of distant relative of the keyboard dwelling trickedyafucker spider that lives in phones... So it will go in his ear and then eat his brain and then the poo from the digested brains the spider ate will come out his nose and he'll die a slow and horrible pooey death.

[Cyberbob]

gg

[LFC]

Just checking my phone to see if one of those things is in there, don't want my brains eaten

[StN]

...and I don't want to smell spider poo.

[LFC]

My phones ringing, what should I do??

[CCS]

Cookie, you need to get out of your contract. And being that it was written by lawyers, it's likely to be watertight.

However, yer ol' mate CCS is pretty sharp and has a way to be released from the contract. Here goes:

Get caught in a compromising act with the boss

Four weeks later, come into work crying. Have a breakdown. Scream at the boss "THE BABY IS YOURS!!"

...
PAYDIRT!

[Cookie]

But you see, this is where he's a tricky motherfucker.

Technically, my employer is Apprenticeships Victoria. He doesn't have to pay his workers full wages because he gets trainees all the time, saving megabucks.

This means that on their freaky Jewish holidays when they supposedly cannot work, or have people working for them, little old me is the ONLY ONE who needs to come into the office on those days. Sitting here, not being able to do anything because he's not here, doing the answering machine's job.

SNEAKY FUCK@!$!!~

I'm currently looking into asking the Apprenticeship board if I can change host employers, which I'm allowed to do as much as I like according to my contract, so thankfully, no contract breaking needed.

[fobski]

Originally posted by Cookie
But you see, this is where he's a tricky motherfucker.

Technically, my employer is Apprenticeships Victoria. He doesn't have to pay his workers full wages because he gets trainees all the time, saving megabucks.

This means that on their freaky Jewish holidays when they supposedly cannot work, or have people working for them, little old me is the ONLY ONE who needs to come into the office on those days. Sitting here, not being able to do anything because he's not here, doing the answering machine's job.

SNEAKY FUCK@!$!!~

I'm currently looking in to asking the Apprenticeship board if I can change host employers, which I'm allowed to do as much as I like according to my contract, so thankfully, no contract breaking needed.

show em ya tits

all will be good

[Cookie]

He's 64!

[xor]

All the more reason to show them to him, it'll be the best thing to have happen to him all year....perhaps decade

p.s pics or it didn't happen

[Cyberbob]

he'll prolly have a heart attack

even better!

[Lightspeed]

A gang of ginga's:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,2848207a10,00.html

[flic]

Cookie I think you qualify as the person everyone on nzgames knows the most about

and we didn't even ask any questions

[Slothking]

I really don't see how everyone can hate gingas so much. They come from the magical land of leprechauns, lucky charms, guinness, stew, Catholicism and sectarian violence.

[Cookie]

Well lucky you then, flic.

[Cyberbob]

Almost all of it has been from this single thread too

[Lightspeed]

Originally posted by Cookie
He's 64!

Aaah, so you'd consider it for a younger man eh? Interesting.

[Cyberbob]

oh yea, happy st patties day

[Cookie]

Well that's what this thread is for. These are my random thoughts.

[flic]

how random is it when it's all to do with your job and your sucky boss and every little thing that happens to you during your day?


Lightspeed's would qualify as random

[Rabble]

Dammit, i'm tired!

[Cookie]

Originally posted by Lightspeed
Aaah, so you'd consider it for a younger man eh? Interesting.

No, I just find the thought of flashing an old man rather disturbing...