Hottest person in the world... (back at ya cookie) - Page 62

yaksman · 12th May 2006, 14:00

hotter chick who plays guitar!

Cyberbob · 17th May 2006, 00:53

Body built for bedrooms.

crocos · 17th May 2006, 01:27

Dunno about you 'bob, but I'm getting no pic, and if I try to go to that URL, I just get redirected to www.imagevenue.com with the "upload your image" bit.

[BT]Monza · 17th May 2006, 09:11

ditto

JP · 17th May 2006, 10:11

I can see it just fine...and it's worth figuring out how to see it.

Jenza · 17th May 2006, 10:35

Shut up with the non image posts.

Ret- · 17th May 2006, 13:28

agreed

Ret- · 17th May 2006, 13:58

forgot this one also

Cyberbob · 17th May 2006, 15:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyberbob

Body built for bedrooms.

FFS.
stupid imagevenue.
Here we go

JERI · 17th May 2006, 21:11

Anyone happen to have a large picture of just Jessica Alba in this pose?

?>Superman · 17th May 2006, 21:18

Keyra Augustina

http://www.jokethemonkey.com/viewvideo.asp?da=2988

MOTHERFUCKER

crocos · 17th May 2006, 21:21

^^^ Again?

?>Superman · 17th May 2006, 21:26

who gives a shit, thats an ass i'd visit twice ANY fucking day of the week.

wasp · 17th May 2006, 22:56

whats the song in that video?

Reformed_Quint · 18th May 2006, 00:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by wasp

whats the song in that video?

Good song for it, anyone know it

... God damn, she is fiiiiine.

Caesar · 18th May 2006, 01:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by ?>Superman

Keyra Augustina

http://www.jokethemonkey.com/viewvideo.asp?da=2988

MOTHERFUCKER

"She gets a 3 on my finger scale".

Kudos to who can name where that quote comes from and +10 to kudos
rateing if you can name what the finger scale is...

C

LordP · 18th May 2006, 04:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyberbob

Page 3 hotness

More here NSFW, but oh so hot.

Sauron · 18th May 2006, 04:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ret-

forgot this one also

more plz!

MrTTTT · 18th May 2006, 09:35

i reckon, those tits look massive. it's a shame she looks like a 16 year old goth, because those breasts suggest a lot more potential.

Cyberbob · 18th May 2006, 11:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caesar

"She gets a 3 on my finger scale".

Kudos to who can name where that quote comes from and +10 to kudos
rateing if you can name what the finger scale is...

C

As I remember it, it was from Last Boy Scout, where the number reflects the number of fingers you'd cut off in order to sleep with her :]

Phantom · 18th May 2006, 11:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyberbob

As I remember it, it was from Last Boy Scout, where the number reflects the number of fingers you'd cut off in order to sleep with her :]

I remember a similar quote... that got me in quite a bit of trouble with the missus

(it's to do with the size of a certain "gap", as measured in fingers)

Scummy will no doubt remember...

[BT]Monza · 18th May 2006, 11:51

Quote:

MALE (V.O.)
Hey, Joe, Mike Miller over at
Swerdlow. You got a minute?
HALLENBECK
Mmmmm.
MALE (V.O.)
Mmmmm? What's mmmmm? Jeez, you
sound fucking terrific. What'd
you do last night?
HALLENBECK
Sat in the car. Looked at the sky.
Got hammered.

MALE (V.O.)
How bad?
HALLENBECK
I killed a squirrel and don't even
remember.
MALE (V.O.)
That's bad, Joe.
HALLENBECK
Tell me about it. Look, I crawled
out of a perfectly good bottle to
answer the phone, what the fuck do
you want?
MALE (V.O.)
Still takin' charity?
HALLENBECK
No pride here. What'cha got?
MALE (V.O.)
Stripper in West Hollywood. Lives
alone. Very hot. A three on my
finger scale. Means I'd cut off
three of my fingers if God would
let me sleep with her.
HALLENBECK
Make her a one on your nose scale.
Improve your looks.
MALE (V.O.)
Eat me. Deal is this: She's got
a psycho, threatens her over the
phone. I'm gonna rape you, cut
you, the usual crap.

?>Superman · 18th May 2006, 12:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyberbob

As I remember it, it was from Last Boy Scout, where the number reflects the number of fingers you'd cut off in order to sleep with her :]

I'd chop my left hand off just so i could fuck her with the stump.

crocos · 18th May 2006, 13:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordP

More here NSFW, but oh so hot.

LP: You SURE about that link?

Cyberbob · 18th May 2006, 14:17

If he was linking to her new foreign FHM shoot, its here

clickies

CCS · 18th May 2006, 16:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by ?>Superman

who gives a shit, thats an ass i'd visit twice ANY fucking day of the week.

I'd never let anything sully that ass, not even my own cock. Instead, I'd kill her and stuff her and put her in a museum for all the world to appreciate.

...okay, so I might take her home at night on occasion...

LordP · 18th May 2006, 18:11

My link-fu is weak :/

Try this instead

(still NSFW)

[BT]Monza · 18th May 2006, 18:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordP

My link-fu is weak :/

Try this instead

(still NSFW)

Two thumbs up for big NATURAL breasts!

crocos · 18th May 2006, 18:15

MmmmmHmmm!

Ret- · 18th May 2006, 18:34

Nice, but air brush though

?>Superman · 18th May 2006, 18:58

And your pics aren't?

Ezekiel 25:17 · 18th May 2006, 20:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reformed_Quint

Good song for it, anyone know it

... God damn, she is fiiiiine.

It's a Dr Dre song, not sure of the title... i think it has 'Devin the dude" in it. Could be a remix to "fuck you" or something perhaps.

Ezekiel 25:17 · 18th May 2006, 20:50

Sorry I was wrong - it is "Luniz - I got 5 on it" instrumental

SumJaun · 19th May 2006, 02:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by [BT]Monza

Two thumbs up for big NATURAL breasts!

FHM: Keeley talking about her big naturals (NSFW)

[BT]Monza · 19th May 2006, 09:27

^^^^
cheers, not the smartest girl on the block but I would powerboat those jubblees anyday of the week.

pxpx · 19th May 2006, 18:42

you motorboating little bastard

TU[NZ] · 19th May 2006, 19:15

Chicks and Servers!

ddaaaaaaaammmnnnn!! lucky lil server

[BT]Monza · 19th May 2006, 19:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by pxpx

you motorboating little bastard

motorboat? I've stepped up to powerboating, jet power baby!

Macca@Work · 20th May 2006, 11:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by TU[NZ]

Chicks and Servers!

ddaaaaaaaammmnnnn!! lucky lil server

I'd like to partition her hard drive...

seanfish · 20th May 2006, 11:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by SumJaun

FHM: Keeley talking about her big naturals (NSFW)

Wotta fucking moron. "I'm studying psychology at the moment, and I want to find out why guys like big boobs."

There's some groundbreaking research.

Sorry to break ranks, but I like women with a brain on them. And big boobs.

12th May 2006, 14:00	#2441
yaksman	hotter chick who plays guitar! __________________ What the hell is Jun

17th May 2006, 00:53	#2442
Cyberbob	Body built for bedrooms. __________________ ɹǝʌo sᴉ ǝɯɐƃ ʎɥʇ

17th May 2006, 01:27	#2443
crocos	Dunno about you 'bob, but I'm getting no pic, and if I try to go to that URL, I just get redirected to www.imagevenue.com with the "upload your image" bit.

17th May 2006, 10:11	#2445
JP	I can see it just fine...and it's worth figuring out how to see it.

17th May 2006, 10:35	#2446
Jenza	Shut up with the non image posts.

17th May 2006, 21:11	#2450
JERI	Anyone happen to have a large picture of just Jessica Alba in this pose? __________________ your intelligence has been insulted.

17th May 2006, 21:18	#2451
?>Superman	Keyra Augustina http://www.jokethemonkey.com/viewvideo.asp?da=2988 MOTHERFUCKER

17th May 2006, 21:26	#2453
?>Superman	who gives a shit, thats an ass i'd visit twice ANY fucking day of the week.

17th May 2006, 22:56	#2454
wasp	whats the song in that video?

18th May 2006, 09:35	#2459
MrTTTT	i reckon, those tits look massive. it's a shame she looks like a 16 year old goth, because those breasts suggest a lot more potential.

18th May 2006, 14:17	#2465
Cyberbob	If he was linking to her new foreign FHM shoot, its here clickies __________________ ɹǝʌo sᴉ ǝɯɐƃ ʎɥʇ

18th May 2006, 18:11	#2467
LordP	My link-fu is weak :/ Try this instead (still NSFW) __________________ "Nothing is so smiple that it can't be screwed up."

18th May 2006, 18:58	#2471
?>Superman	And your pics aren't?

18th May 2006, 20:50	#2473
Ezekiel 25:17	Sorry I was wrong - it is "Luniz - I got 5 on it" instrumental

19th May 2006, 09:27	#2475
[BT]Monza	^^^^ cheers, not the smartest girl on the block but I would powerboat those jubblees anyday of the week.

19th May 2006, 18:42	#2476
pxpx	you motorboating little bastard

19th May 2006, 19:15	#2477
TU[NZ]	Chicks and Servers! ddaaaaaaaammmnnnn!! lucky lil server __________________ Let's settle our differences ingame