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11th May 2004, 13:57 | #161 | |
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I was merely providing advice, No need to get surly, Or things might get curly, With your nuts getting crushed in a vice. (no offence taken, and none returned ) |
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11th May 2004, 14:07 | #162 |
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The thought makes me cringe
It almost makes me unhinge'd My nuts in a vice Can't feel too nice Thats it, I've had my whinge! |
11th May 2004, 14:38 | #163 |
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I know this wee chap they call "triki,"
Whose antics are just a bit "wicky," When asked "you fo' rizzle?" Says "fo shizzle, mah nizzle! " And all day long smokes sticky-icky. |
11th May 2004, 14:51 | #164 |
SHG
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For Ness
Our favourite post, there is none finer
than this unpunctuated one-liner We know the intention: to garner attention "LOOK AT ME I HAVE A VAGINA" |
11th May 2004, 14:52 | #165 |
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Some say triki's a bit of a chump
Talks trash like he's from the dump Who really slams harder Triki or Vince Carter? Dude we all know that white boy's can't jump |
11th May 2004, 15:02 | #166 |
Bobo Fettish
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Something for the women ...
The mindset of women is totally queer,
"no-one looks like that" is all we hear. Just go to the gym, You, too, can be slim, Complaints will stop when it's you we leer. |
11th May 2004, 15:10 | #167 |
Architeuthis
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In poems, one crucial parameter
Is use of iambic pentameter This term's poorly known But research has shown That my wang has a hefty diameter |
11th May 2004, 15:47 | #168 |
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My 222 class is at 3,
But sleepy and tired is me, I don't think I'll go, My mind is too slow, I'll just go and catch a few z's. |
11th May 2004, 16:06 | #169 |
Architeuthis
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Gus' plight
You could find some old notes to borrow
And make up the study tomorrow But forget the conjecture Go straight to your lecture Or exams will bring much pain and sorrow |
11th May 2004, 16:24 | #170 |
Bobo Fettish
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HE thought he'd give it a bash,
Seduced by his cousins gash. So what if she's family? He's feeling quite randy, But ended up getting a rash. Last edited by Whiplash : 11th May 2004 at 16:26. |
11th May 2004, 16:45 | #171 |
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The story continues
Some posted, 'Man that's really sick'
Cousins shouldn't be near your dick Then he said with some glee I made it up tee hee And he thought that we fell for that trick |
11th May 2004, 17:01 | #172 |
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Some found the news quite funny
That Gus'd had probs with his dunny The hanger was bent and made him lament The benefits of poos that is runny |
11th May 2004, 17:05 | #173 |
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It’s always quite funny it seems
To make photo’s to match a threads themes And those done quite well Are amusing as hell A baby’s eyes that shoot laser beams! |
11th May 2004, 17:49 | #174 | |
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Four thumbs up!
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Train wreck sandwich Last edited by seen-my-keys? : 11th May 2004 at 17:50. |
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11th May 2004, 18:04 | #175 |
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Some see a girl post and think "Poke 'er"
While others suspect she's a joker The truth be told The're not very old And quickly labelled cocksmoker |
12th May 2004, 00:16 | #176 |
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the time i see it is getting quite late
time to for me to try to screw my date. please suck on my twanger then i will bang ya i promise i will come earl instead of late |
12th May 2004, 02:52 | #177 |
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Now that my brain is all spent,
My assignment is done and I'm bent, But I'll spit, swear and curse it, Cos the pain's hardly worth it, The thing's only worth five percent. |
13th May 2004, 01:12 | #178 |
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I need a clever invention
To get my limerick a bit more attention I'll put it in bold! But the thread's gotten old Now mine won't even get a mention |
13th May 2004, 18:23 | #179 |
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For all you mathematicians out there.
I'll let you stumble around before I post the answer. |
13th May 2004, 19:09 | #180 |
SHG
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Integral z-squared dz
from 1 to the square root of 3 times the cosine of three pi over 9 equals log of the cube root of e |
13th May 2004, 20:21 | #181 | ||
SLUTS!!!!!!!
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13th May 2004, 20:25 | #182 |
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The funny thing is, that integral is true. I feel sorry for the poor bastard who played around with the numbers before he got something that worked.
Geniousus though. |
14th May 2004, 03:41 | #183 |
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Heaven forbids she has a boyfriend already.
In Monash there is this chick,
9th floor of Menzies Building, she call that her place to think. She is bitter and smart. From my fingers, how could I have let her pass? Odd of not meeting her again looms big. She wanted a pub crawl In my court was the ball. What did I say to that? "I got heaps of things to do", that is a fact. Just like that I closed the door. (One 5k words essay, 30 mins in a fray, These assessment items Drilling my many imaginary rectums. 11th of June, that's the due day.) Losing that opportunity makes me scare. The 'what if's, the 'could have been's are all that I cannot bear. This Saturday she again may come from Clayton. Even when this probably is not a match ordained in Heaven, I still wish to know her better. |
14th May 2004, 05:20 | #184 |
SHG
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LIMERICK, MOTHERFUCKER? DO YOU SPEAK IT?
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14th May 2004, 09:26 | #185 |
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The real reason she's going to Welly??
Some may think Flic a bit of a flake
She has a craving for this thing called Quake Not the game, mind you but the tectonic to do She gets off when the ground starts to shake Last edited by StN : 14th May 2004 at 09:30. |
14th May 2004, 10:11 | #186 | |
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14th May 2004, 10:36 | #187 |
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Stn's limerick although it quite corny
was the first thing i read here this morny it wasn't that stink but i started to think why he was doing a search on the word 'horny' |
14th May 2004, 10:42 | #188 |
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There once was a man named Abaddon
Who spurred up a board for flaming and braggin Then things got tight It just wasn't right And decided to change his name to Simon |
14th May 2004, 10:46 | #189 |
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I thought of it whilst I was in bed
Remembering the threads in my head The key was toothpaste But in my haste Horny looked better in red |
14th May 2004, 18:20 | #190 |
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WHAT?
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26th May 2004, 09:31 | #191 |
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A troublesome gamer called Katalyst
Was anything but a philanthropist With Goose_'s mouse in tow He was busted - Fair Go And now tops Trademe's splatter list Nothing bloody rhymes with Katalyst |
26th May 2004, 12:51 | #192 |
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There once was a sloth with a palace
Who wrote songs that didn't suck phallus But since Tarzan said it He got all the credit A lesser sloth would be most jealous We've looked for flats in Taranaki And bashed Holmes who quipped 'Cheeky Darkie' But these Limericks bite So I think I now might Go whack off to Kou Shibasaki |
26th May 2004, 16:13 | #193 |
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They thought that the age was too high,
at which a young lady could cry, "Catharsis! not yet!" "I havent quite met, the legal consent age, its nigh." |
26th May 2004, 17:11 | #194 |
Dee Hast Mish
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Now I'm not usually a fan of Brad Pitt
Joe Black was a complete piece of shit but I went and saw Troy Woohoo! Boy oh boy! Nice arse when he's out of his Kit |
26th May 2004, 17:31 | #195 |
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I quite liked that new movie troy,
However, I was kind've coy, It was quite close to smut, with all of that butt, on the screen, that, I did not enjoy. |
27th May 2004, 16:58 | #196 |
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Okay, so perhaps this one is a little late.
There once was a lesbian virgin, Whos debts were collectin’ and mergin’. So’er loan would stop ticking, She took a deep dicking, The wang got her hormones a surgin’. There once was a lesbian student, Whos bed manner, was really quite prudent. Till one move quite bold, Her virginity, she sold, T’was okay, but quite inconcludent. Hah! I bet you thought I wouldnt have anything to rhyme with student and prudent. |
27th May 2004, 17:55 | #197 |
Dee Hast Mish
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poo dent
(it's rude in the right context) |
28th May 2004, 17:21 | #198 |
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The limerick thread has died
Yet people still have replied Fuck, then I too went To rhyme about poo dent This shit leaves a dent in my pride. |
28th May 2004, 17:42 | #199 | |
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28th May 2004, 17:45 | #200 |
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Imprudent doesnt count IMO,
rhyming prudent and imprudent is cheating. However, impudent = *looks up impudent* |