Random thoughts thread

[com]

i wonder whats on tv now...

[Pastor Thug]

I hate that bitch on the Kantong add... I wish that pussy boyfriend would stab his chop-sticks in her eyeballs.

[Dystopia]

i want some of that vanilla pepsi

[Random]

I can't resist these sort of threads.

When trying to undo really tight nuts leverage is key. Is it possible to slip a long pipe over the handle of the ratchet? Be careful not to overload and damage the ratchet mechanism though (I recently broke my favourite 17mm spanner trying to seperate my front lefthand strut from the hub).

I finally have access to a kitchen. I have been doing some industrial strength whining to the landlord about this for some time now. It's finally happened and I'm sitting here eating fast food. I do like Oportos though.

All this talk of automobiles is only exacerbating my longing for my old car. Why did I ever let it fall into such disrepair?

[HeMan]

Originally posted by Pastor Thug
I hate that bitch on the Kantong add... I wish that pussy boyfriend would stab his chop-sticks in her eyeballs.

I agree. Maybe a nice big wad of spit into her food

[flic]

WHY AM I STILL AT WORK !

[Phrack]

I just wasted myself at hockey practise. Grazed elbow, knuckles and knees. Bruised my hand and back. Tripped over heaps and kept hitting the bruises on my hips from hockey last week.

[doppelgänger of someone]

In Jewel's new single 'Intuition' I heard she sings something like this:

'Let go of your mind, your intuition, it's easy to find, just follow your big dick.'

I know, I should stop watching so much porn.

[tarzan007]

I work at pak n save on the checkouts, and they have selected me to go to the regionals for Checkout operator of the year.
I don't want to go because:
1) I don't get paid & 2) checkout operator of the year, not something I would want next to my name, I am capable of better things than that

but I need time off work so I am wondering if I go to this my boss will be happy and give me the time off

[Wuffle]

Originally posted by Dystopia
i want some of that vanilla pepsi

What ??!?!? vanilla pepsi!?!??

[Caliban]

No more six feet under........*sigh*

[Uncle Gus]

I'm going to buy an engagement ring as soon as I can.

[Wake]

wake up.
have cocopops
watch some jap cartoon
gets up, turns tv off.
thinks about fraggle rock.

[Ashley]

Im bored.

I just fixed this chics pc, couldnt be fucked finding the virus so I just formatted it, eheheheh she doesn't know she lost all her shit. Not that she cares.

Cindz is a bit nuto.

[ChaosWulf]

Why do so many non-gamers post on NZgames?

I have a Leonard Cohen song stuck in my head, but I'm not actually depressed enough for it to mean anything.

Work after 4 days off is an interesting thing. You almost forget how much you dislike it while being away. Perhaps I don't dislike it as much as I think I did, its just that its so socially incorrect to enjoy your work. Work. Werk. Wuuurk.
Just like you're not supposed to be happy with the amount of money you make.
Roger that.

New Zealanders are THE most negative people, I have no idea why. Sure, there are some good ones, but the majority are never content unless they're ripping someone else down.
Perhaps we're not really that far removed from our miserable colonial roots.

THE STORIES OF THE STREET ARE MIIIIINE

Have at thee, Leonard Cohen. I shall combat thee with Roy Orbison. Ooby dooby dooby dooby ..
Dooby dooby do wah do wah do wah.

[LA LAAA]

I HATE COLD TOILET SEATS, GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

[Whiplash]

Time moves slower in Invercargill.


Girls with British accents are great.

[Whiplash]

Sorry to break the thread a little but ...

Originally posted by Uncle Gus
I'm going to buy an engagement ring as soon as I can.

... you what?

[flic]

I should be at the Casino having breakfast
but I decided yesterday to play golf instead

but i'm here... and not playing golf

there's a small amount of shame in that

[catalystnz]

Originally posted by ChaosWulf
Why do so many non-gamers post on NZgames?

Started as an attempt to understand b/f. Then I just sorta got hooked ... (EDIT: blah blah blah)... or I just get a good laugh.


All that aside, and back to the randomness, I don't want to drive in shitty weather like this tomorrow.

I was happy to talk to my brother (cellph) this morning and hear how slow and overly friendly Thames is. I also learned that it takes 30 mins to walk up one side of the main street and that it's the "longest main street in NZ, you know". Makes me think about Queen St. That's a main street. Surely it's longer than Thames' main street??

I don't know how long I will live in Auckland. That's scary. I don't want to be here in five years.

[DevilWTKC]

What the hell did I eat last night...

[Chingo De Mecos]

I have pastry crumbs all over me

Mmmm sausage roll

[Jonas Undrawing]

I wonder why no one laughed at my extra echoey duck quack gag from page 2.

[icey]

Originally posted by ChaosWulf
Why do so many non-gamers post on NZgames?

Its like the whole keeping up with the television programmes thing.. "Did you see CSI last week?" becomes "Did you see that thread on NZGames?"

We feel a need to be in the loop... Next thing you know, you're hooked.

[pluck]

I think i stress too much.

Usually about money and my well being.

[juandem@rco]

whetu from over clockers suck!

[juandem@rco]

Ah and it's Wednesday! 2 more days and the weekend it's here!!!

[Bond]

I just thought this was funny........

Ya ya....bring on the timeline....


We take you now to the Oval Office...


President George W. Bush: Condi! Nice to see
you. What's happening?

National Security Advisor Condoleeza Rice: Sir,
I have the report here about
the new leader of China.

Bush: Great. Lay it on me.

Rice: Hu is the new leader of China.

Bush: That's what I want to know.

Rice: That's what I'm telling you.

Bush: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the
new leader of China?

Rice: Yes.

Bush: I mean the fellow's name.

Rice: Hu.

Bush: The guy in China.

Rice: Hu.

Bush: The new leader of China.

Rice: Hu.

Bush: The Chinaman!

Rice: Hu is leading China.

Bush: Now whaddya asking me for?

Rice: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

Bush: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading
China?

Rice: That's the mans name.

Bush: That's who's name?

Rice: Yes.

Bush: Will you or will you not tell me the name
of the new leader of China?

Rice: Yes, sir.

Bush: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I
thought he was in the Middle East.

Rice: That's correct.

Bush: Then who is in China?

Rice: Yes, sir.

Bush: Yassir is in China?

Rice: No, sir.

Bush: Then who is?

Rice: Yes, sir.

Bush: Yassir?

Rice: No, sir.

Bush: Look, Rice. I need to know the name of
the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the
phone.

Rice: Kofi?

Bush: No, thanks.

Rice: You want Kofi?

Bush: No.

Rice: You don't want Kofi.

Bush: No. But now that you mention it, I could
use a glass of milk.
And then get me the U.N.

Rice: Yes, sir.

Bush: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Rice: Kofi?

Bush: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Rice: And call who?

Bush: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Rice: Hu is the guy in China.

Bush: Will you stay out of China?!

Rice: Yes, sir.

Bush: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get
me the guy at the U.N.

Rice: Kofi.

Bush: All right! With cream and two sugars.
Now get on the phone.

(Rice picks up the phone.)
Rice: Rice, here.

Bush: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg
rolls, too. Maybe we should send
some to the guy in China. And the Middle East.
Can you get Chinese food in the
Middle East?

[herp]

Originally posted by ChaosWulf
New Zealanders are THE most negative people, I have no idea why. Sure, there are some good ones, but the majority are never content unless they're ripping someone else down.

[ChaosWulf]

The park across the road. Bring your jacket, its colder than you think it is.

[DaveDash]

Originally posted by ChaosWulf

New Zealanders are THE most negative people, I have no idea why. Sure, there are some good ones, but the majority are never content unless they're ripping someone else down.
Perhaps we're not really that far removed from our miserable colonial roots.

For once I agree with you ChaosWulf (Checks to see if Hell has frozen over).

Anyway, Sorry if this has been posted before, you'll get over it :

Windows and Cars

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the
computer industry with the auto industry and stated : "if GM had kept up with the technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."


In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating:

If GM had developed technology like Microsoft; we would all be driving
cars with the following characteristics:

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.
3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull over to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.
4. Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
5. Only one person at a time could use the car unless you bought "CarNT", but then you would have to buy more seats.
6. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive-but would only run on five percent of the roads.
7. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced
by a single "General Protection Fault" warning light.
8. New seats would force everyone to have the same sized butt.
9. The airbag system would ask, "are you sure?" before deploying.
10. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the Justice Dept.
12. Every time GM introduced a new car, car buyers would have to learn to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
13. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.

[raxdit]

Yea bro drum and bass hard

house sux

[DaveDash]

Originally posted by raxdit
Yea bro drum and bass hard

house sux

For those of us that don't like to act epileptic, house is just fine.

[Evoke]

having lunch alone sucks arse.

I want to go home and play Lion Heart, instead I have to sit here and work.. or post on nzg, whichever.
then I have to go to german, and then I have to go and give my TV to the guy that won the auction.
goddam it, it'll be hours before I get to play Lion Heart tonight. Argh.

well i suppose the lunch wasn't really alone - i got to read the paper.. learned lots of random things..
that Levi's ad god banned in NZ - the one where they dip the chick into the ocean to symbolise the rebirth of 501's. Turns out it had too much baptism correlations and religioners didn't like it.

A guy in Missouri got jailed for 185 years for raping three girls 11 years ago. This year they released him because DNA testing proved it was not his sperm.. I wonder if he feels really bitter for sitting in jail for 11 years and being innocent the whole time. That must suck.. I mean, what kind of member of society would you be when they treated you like that?

fuuuck..
wanna go home.


MMmmm V, so good.

[ChaosWulf]

I see that I am bored.
You're still placing importance in
your structural symmetry
socially acceptable
originality
hard work ends in
cliched imagery
all that you try to be
fucked co-dependency
can you count all of your losses
if someone stole your Hugo Bosses
why not do something
with your time
don't have to make it scan or rhyme
the stories of the street are mine
And yours.
And Leonards. I think they were his first, actually.

[Black Riven]

At night when I should sleep I don't feel tired but in the mornings I do. WTF is that all about?

[DaveDash]

Originally posted by Black Riven
At night when I should sleep I don't feel tired but in the mornings I do. WTF is that all about?

Aunt Dave Replies:
Get a better diet, more exercise, more water, don't eat meals or drink coffee/coke close to going to sleep.

Masturbate if need be.

[BoyWonder]

Originally posted by Jonas Undrawing
I wonder why no one laughed at my extra echoey duck quack gag from page 2.

Maybe because it just lacked a certain...Je ne sais quack.

[Uncle Gus]

Originally posted by Whiplash
Sorry to break the thread a little but ...

Originally posted by Uncle Gus
I'm going to buy an engagement ring as soon as I can.

Originally posted by Whiplash



... you what?

Yep. As soon as I can afford one, I'm going to buy one and ask my girlfriend to marry me. Any more questions?

[DaveDash]

Originally posted by Uncle Gus
Yep. As soon as I can afford one, I'm going to buy one and ask my girlfriend to marry me. Any more questions?

Congratulations man and good luck.