Liz Shaw One Crazy NZ Idol Bitch - Page 123

The Edge · 13th August 2006, 11:49

She posted her number earlier in this thread.

The Edge · 13th August 2006, 12:05

That's her seconc car she's screwed up by the way, ladies and gentlemen

She killed her first one by putting diesel in it "by mistake".

-101-Hoover · 13th August 2006, 12:13

hahahahaha... for real ?

She seems to be making a lot of mistakes in her life.

Primarily she should have jumped out of that 2nd floor balcony in primary school would have been the most fame she'd have gotten and we wouldnt have had someone to laugh at for a year+

The Edge · 13th August 2006, 12:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by -101-Hoover

hahahahaha... for real ?

Apparently so. Although, I don't really see how one can mistakenly put diesel into a petrol driven car when the pumps are quite clearly labelled. As a result she had to pay off two cars at once.

-101-Hoover · 13th August 2006, 12:19

lol. Nice to know retards don't get away with murder all the time...

weirdo · 13th August 2006, 16:38

Oh dear lol. Im so glad she has put it in her myspace for the guy to come forward. I mean firstly the guy is sure to read that and secondly he is sure to want to come forward after what she wrote.

lol if I hit Liz I sure wouldn't be hanging around to talk to her.

hehehehe diesel in a petrol car. how blonde.

The Edge · 14th August 2006, 09:00

"...and here we see, the Hambeast, in another natural habitat, but still wearing the jersey as always..."

http://img115.imageshack.us/my.php?i...topped2wv0.jpg

Man that car got totalled.

StN · 14th August 2006, 09:05

Skanks on a Tree!

What sort of bowser doesn't have the secure diesel lock thingy where you have to make a concerted effort to actually use it?

Matt0r · 14th August 2006, 11:56

wow, I want to buy that hilux driver a beer!!

so close

CCS · 14th August 2006, 18:23

Remind me what happened to the bmw?

The Edge · 14th August 2006, 18:33

I believe that the BMW is the one that "mistakenly" had diesel put into instead of petrol. The one she just crashed is her second vehicle. She's trying to decide whether it's worth paying off a third vehicle now.

CCS · 14th August 2006, 18:45

Ah right. So uhh... she's paying off her parents or the finance company? Or insurance company?

ihanna · 14th August 2006, 20:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by CCS

Ah right. So uhh... she's paying off her parents or the finance company? Or insurance company?

No insurance company to pay off she didnt have insurance because it was too expensive and excess was too high.You figure that her parents would have had to have sign for her to get the first car, she screwed that one up so she has to take a second loan to get another car (I would have taken public transport but hell I am a tight ass when it comes to money), then someone pushs her off the road into a tree. Now she wants to take another loan to fix the car that she said was a total write-off. Nothing like digging yourself so far into debt that you won't see sun light until you are 40 something.

-101-Hoover · 14th August 2006, 21:40

she'll never live to 30. She should get all the debt she can while she can. With her work 'record' the only finance she'd be getting is 25%+...

CCS · 15th August 2006, 00:22

lolz, silly bitch. While I can't excuse utes running people off the road, I speculate that liz was probably driving slow as fuck and gave the ute driver little choice but the pass her. I wouldn't be surprised to find out that she had some part in colliding with the other car.

Mark98 · 15th August 2006, 01:34

Yeah, she said she was driving "under the limit" - knowing Liz, that's probably as slow as 70 km/h on the open road.

Pretty funny how she's fucked two cars in as many months.

untouchable · 15th August 2006, 08:33

Yeah I dont believe she was totally faultless. I wouldnt be surprised if she played a major part in causing the accident by not keeping up with the flow of traffic by driving annoyingly slow.

disasterpiece · 15th August 2006, 19:58

i saw this on the jizz myspace. hahaha,

Quote:

Originally Posted by weirdo

whens your new porno gonna be out? lol

-101-Hoover · 15th August 2006, 20:08

Knowing that Liz will delete this from her blog

Quote:

Originally Posted by Me

A safe driver. A good radio presenter. A good TV presenter. A good person.

Anything you fuck up (radio schools, 1st car, friends, parents, people everywhere, TV studios) are mistakes right ? Everyone has it in for you right?

And don't start this bs bout you not caring about what others say. I know for a fact that you google your name daily and go on NZG to check your thread to loathe people for laughing at your complete comedy life.

You are only special by YOUR OWN public recount of the above (and more) events, and then to your surprise, we laugh at you. There are many fucked up persons such as you... only they know better and keep their fuck ups to themselves.

Learn Liz...for once in your life.

Wake · 16th August 2006, 11:50

This was funny 30 pages ago, don't you think it's time to move on people, boring?

Cheeps · 16th August 2006, 19:38

Ironic, liz is an attention seeking whore, and shes getting it right here. People give so much of a shit bout her she must be loving it haha.

-101-Hoover · 16th August 2006, 23:15

Its never stopped being funny, its just funny in different ways.

Its like FG keeping the show fresh for an extended period of time, and you dont even have to download the epsiodes off the Yanks.

Cheeps, by posting in this thread saying "omg you guys are giving her the power"... well guess what, so are you. If you're so smart, walk the fuck away.

nih · 19th August 2006, 12:56

I don't think anyone objects to her being a narcissistic attention whore. Hell, you gotta pay the clown to keep the act up. Except by pay I mean shove a verbal cock in her metaphorical throat. It's like sex but it ain't very loving.

Her special brand of crazy can only keep evolving to stay ahead of reality. I'm looking forward to her becoming a female Fred Phelps in her old age.

nih · 19th August 2006, 14:10

With very little fanfare I present to you:

The Swift and Exciting Adventures of Liz Shaw

If somebody sends me the video of crash and burn and the ensuing argument I'll do some more. [email protected]

-101-Hoover · 19th August 2006, 14:19

haha nice skills bro

Mark98 · 19th August 2006, 14:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by nih

With very little fanfare I present to you:

The Swift and Exciting Adventures of Liz Shaw

Bwahahahaha! Shot.

The Edge · 19th August 2006, 15:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by nih

With very little fanfare I present to you:

The Swift and Exciting Adventures of Liz Shaw

If somebody sends me the video of crash and burn and the ensuing argument I'll do some more. [email protected]

Well done, very clever

The video is downloadable here:

http://images.tvnz.co.nz/flashvideo/...30705_128k.asx

The Edge · 19th August 2006, 15:28

Whoops, looks like it's gone.

nih · 19th August 2006, 15:36

Yeah, that and the alt tv bit have dropped off the radar.

nih · 19th August 2006, 16:00

There's another one up.

Man I hope Liz doesn't sue me.

Hopefully this will push her over the edge from crazy idiot to pop culture icon.

Trigger · 19th August 2006, 16:22

hey guys,
you obviously haven't been briefed yet, but this liz shaw stuff stopped being funny around 5 months ago

just letting you know so that you can stop posting

nih · 19th August 2006, 16:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Edge

"...and here we see, the Hambeast, in another natural habitat, but still wearing the jersey as always..."

http://img115.imageshack.us/my.php?i...topped2wv0.jpg

Man that car got totalled.

Are you saying crashed vehicles are her natural environment?

I can agree with that.

The Edge · 19th August 2006, 19:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trigger

hey guys,
you obviously haven't been briefed yet, but this liz shaw stuff stopped being funny around 5 months ago

just letting you know so that you can stop posting

Maybe, but those cartoons are quite clever.

Juha · 21st August 2006, 23:33

Who does them?

nih · 22nd August 2006, 15:10

Would you be Juha Saarinen?

Juha · 22nd August 2006, 17:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by nih

Would you be Juha Saarinen?

I wish. I wish I was the Juha I dubbed my account under (Kankkunen). I'm sadly not even called Juha.

Murphy · 28th August 2006, 20:43

spotted on GP forums !! *shock and horror*

http://www.gpforums.co.nz/thread/333629/?

Nuclear · 29th August 2006, 19:46

Rince · 1st September 2006, 08:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by Murphy

spotted on GP forums !! *shock and horror*

http://www.gpforums.co.nz/thread/333629/?

Quote:

You either like me or you don't, it is that simple, I can't be bothered with stupid games

MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

The Edge · 6th September 2006, 18:24

She's finally going. This time it may be for real!

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...9-6424bd0083c4

You lucky Australians

19th August 2006, 16:22	#4911
Trigger Laserman	hey guys, you obviously haven't been briefed yet, but this liz shaw stuff stopped being funny around 5 months ago just letting you know so that you can stop posting __________________ Are you slow? The alleged lie that you might have heard, me saying, allagedly moments ago... That's a parasite that lives in my neck.

13th August 2006, 11:49	#4881
The Edge	She posted her number earlier in this thread.

13th August 2006, 12:05	#4882
The Edge	That's her seconc car she's screwed up by the way, ladies and gentlemen She killed her first one by putting diesel in it "by mistake".

13th August 2006, 12:13	#4883
-101-Hoover	hahahahaha... for real ? She seems to be making a lot of mistakes in her life. Primarily she should have jumped out of that 2nd floor balcony in primary school would have been the most fame she'd have gotten and we wouldnt have had someone to laugh at for a year+ __________________ Liz Shaw on prostitution - I will never lower myself to that level. Getting paid to show my vagina to the world is not the same as getting paid for pornos. Liz Shaw on driver licencing - Just because you are with someone who has their full doesn't mean that you can drive well or that you should be driving... If you are with someone with a full and something goes wrong they can't do anything anyway. Liz Shaw, a one person circus freak show since 2005.

13th August 2006, 12:19	#4885
-101-Hoover	lol. Nice to know retards don't get away with murder all the time... __________________ Liz Shaw on prostitution - I will never lower myself to that level. Getting paid to show my vagina to the world is not the same as getting paid for pornos. Liz Shaw on driver licencing - Just because you are with someone who has their full doesn't mean that you can drive well or that you should be driving... If you are with someone with a full and something goes wrong they can't do anything anyway. Liz Shaw, a one person circus freak show since 2005.

13th August 2006, 16:38	#4886
weirdo	Oh dear lol. Im so glad she has put it in her myspace for the guy to come forward. I mean firstly the guy is sure to read that and secondly he is sure to want to come forward after what she wrote. lol if I hit Liz I sure wouldn't be hanging around to talk to her. hehehehe diesel in a petrol car. how blonde. __________________ Freedom of speech is nothing without freedom of thought.

14th August 2006, 09:00	#4887
The Edge	"...and here we see, the Hambeast, in another natural habitat, but still wearing the jersey as always..." http://img115.imageshack.us/my.php?i...topped2wv0.jpg Man that car got totalled. Last edited by The Edge : 14th August 2006 at 09:02.

14th August 2006, 09:05	#4888
StN I have detailed files	Skanks on a Tree! What sort of bowser doesn't have the secure diesel lock thingy where you have to make a concerted effort to actually use it?

14th August 2006, 11:56	#4889
Matt0r	wow, I want to buy that hilux driver a beer!! so close

14th August 2006, 18:23	#4890
CCS Stunt Pants	Remind me what happened to the bmw?

14th August 2006, 18:33	#4891
The Edge	I believe that the BMW is the one that "mistakenly" had diesel put into instead of petrol. The one she just crashed is her second vehicle. She's trying to decide whether it's worth paying off a third vehicle now.

14th August 2006, 18:45	#4892
CCS Stunt Pants	Ah right. So uhh... she's paying off her parents or the finance company? Or insurance company?

14th August 2006, 21:40	#4894
-101-Hoover	she'll never live to 30. She should get all the debt she can while she can. With her work 'record' the only finance she'd be getting is 25%+... __________________ Liz Shaw on prostitution - I will never lower myself to that level. Getting paid to show my vagina to the world is not the same as getting paid for pornos. Liz Shaw on driver licencing - Just because you are with someone who has their full doesn't mean that you can drive well or that you should be driving... If you are with someone with a full and something goes wrong they can't do anything anyway. Liz Shaw, a one person circus freak show since 2005.

15th August 2006, 00:22	#4895
CCS Stunt Pants	lolz, silly bitch. While I can't excuse utes running people off the road, I speculate that liz was probably driving slow as fuck and gave the ute driver little choice but the pass her. I wouldn't be surprised to find out that she had some part in colliding with the other car.

15th August 2006, 01:34	#4896
Mark98	Yeah, she said she was driving "under the limit" - knowing Liz, that's probably as slow as 70 km/h on the open road. Pretty funny how she's fucked two cars in as many months. __________________ I couldn't afford a cool signature, so I just got this one.

15th August 2006, 08:33	#4897
untouchable	Yeah I dont believe she was totally faultless. I wouldnt be surprised if she played a major part in causing the accident by not keeping up with the flow of traffic by driving annoyingly slow. __________________ Teddy Bear Junction, the worst scumhole in the galaxy. Last edited by untouchable : 15th August 2006 at 08:36.

16th August 2006, 11:50	#4900
Wake	This was funny 30 pages ago, don't you think it's time to move on people, boring? __________________ Deny All

16th August 2006, 19:38	#4901
Cheeps	Ironic, liz is an attention seeking whore, and shes getting it right here. People give so much of a shit bout her she must be loving it haha.

16th August 2006, 23:15	#4902
-101-Hoover	Its never stopped being funny, its just funny in different ways. Its like FG keeping the show fresh for an extended period of time, and you dont even have to download the epsiodes off the Yanks. Cheeps, by posting in this thread saying "omg you guys are giving her the power"... well guess what, so are you. If you're so smart, walk the fuck away. __________________ Liz Shaw on prostitution - I will never lower myself to that level. Getting paid to show my vagina to the world is not the same as getting paid for pornos. Liz Shaw on driver licencing - Just because you are with someone who has their full doesn't mean that you can drive well or that you should be driving... If you are with someone with a full and something goes wrong they can't do anything anyway. Liz Shaw, a one person circus freak show since 2005.

19th August 2006, 12:56	#4903
nih	I don't think anyone objects to her being a narcissistic attention whore. Hell, you gotta pay the clown to keep the act up. Except by pay I mean shove a verbal cock in her metaphorical throat. It's like sex but it ain't very loving. Her special brand of crazy can only keep evolving to stay ahead of reality. I'm looking forward to her becoming a female Fred Phelps in her old age.

19th August 2006, 14:10	#4904
nih	With very little fanfare I present to you: The Swift and Exciting Adventures of Liz Shaw If somebody sends me the video of crash and burn and the ensuing argument I'll do some more. [email protected]

19th August 2006, 14:19	#4905
-101-Hoover	haha nice skills bro __________________ Liz Shaw on prostitution - I will never lower myself to that level. Getting paid to show my vagina to the world is not the same as getting paid for pornos. Liz Shaw on driver licencing - Just because you are with someone who has their full doesn't mean that you can drive well or that you should be driving... If you are with someone with a full and something goes wrong they can't do anything anyway. Liz Shaw, a one person circus freak show since 2005.

19th August 2006, 15:28	#4908
The Edge	Whoops, looks like it's gone.

19th August 2006, 15:36	#4909
nih	Yeah, that and the alt tv bit have dropped off the radar.

19th August 2006, 16:00	#4910
nih	There's another one up. Man I hope Liz doesn't sue me. Hopefully this will push her over the edge from crazy idiot to pop culture icon.

22nd August 2006, 15:10	#4915
nih	Would you be Juha Saarinen?

28th August 2006, 20:43	#4917
Murphy	spotted on GP forums !! shock and horror http://www.gpforums.co.nz/thread/333629/?

6th September 2006, 18:24	#4920
The Edge	Yes! She's finally going. This time it may be for real! http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...9-6424bd0083c4 You lucky Australians