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10th July 2016, 20:35 | #40242 |
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If it's not pig, it's not bacon.
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14th July 2016, 10:08 | #40243 |
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Sup bitches
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14th July 2016, 14:35 | #40244 | |
Mmm... Sacrilicious
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18th July 2016, 15:02 | #40245 |
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Brootal for real.
MMA fighter Evangelista 'Cyborg' Santos suffered a horrendous injury on the weekend
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19th July 2016, 01:05 | #40246 |
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Just watched terminator Genesys.
Something that always disappoints is how lacking they make robots on screen. I'm not sure if anyone's played with an electret microphone before but I can tell you they are sensitive beyond imagination. Try rubbing two fingers together next to your ear. What you hear is something of a russling sound and if you listen carefully enough you might pick up a distinctive noise as the groves from your finger prints rub together. An electret microphone can present this sound as clearly as the teeth of two combs rubbing together. Pressing your fingers together and separating them sounds like celotape being pulled off a surface. Listening to your breathing is like listening to air rushing in and out of an odd tube. Listening through one of these microphones feels like your ears have suddenly been given a microscope. Microwave motion sensors are a thing, in fact so is microwave imaging. That is, motion and objects can be detected through walls and is incredibly sensitive. Or infrared imaging that shows footprints and red heat marks everywhere a warm bloodied animal has been. Yeah, try running from a machine with that kit.
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19th July 2016, 07:57 | #40247 | |
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19th July 2016, 15:08 | #40248 | |
A mariachi ogre snorkel
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19th July 2016, 16:19 | #40249 |
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Yeah that doesn't need discussing
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20th July 2016, 14:15 | #40250 |
A mariachi ogre snorkel
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20th July 2016, 23:24 | #40251 |
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got time travel?
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21st July 2016, 13:56 | #40252 |
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25th July 2016, 13:01 | #40253 |
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Michael Caine has changed his name to Michael Caine.
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26th July 2016, 09:16 | #40254 |
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The child in me can't help but giggle when the weatherman describes the 'big wet patch'.
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28th July 2016, 10:49 | #40255 |
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Just quoted a client for an HP 3PAR disk upgrade. 2x3.8TB.. $25k. What the crap, HP.
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28th July 2016, 11:41 | #40256 |
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Email me.
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28th July 2016, 19:53 | #40257 |
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3rd August 2016, 18:14 | #40258 |
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RIP Peter Gossage. His illustrations blew my mind as a kid.
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3rd August 2016, 19:17 | #40259 |
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Postie pats dog. I swear the Earth's poles are about to swap.
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3rd August 2016, 22:16 | #40260 | |
HENCE WHY FOREVER ALONE
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3rd August 2016, 23:26 | #40261 |
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Hahah, only a minority of my mind altering experiences have been drug induced.
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4th August 2016, 09:27 | #40262 |
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You will now start singing "Barbie Girl" by Aqua in your head
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4th August 2016, 20:39 | #40263 | |
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5th August 2016, 19:15 | #40264 |
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Found an old application form because back in the day you had to fill out a Word document for the internets:
√Jet 2000 Monthly: $64.90 ($29.95 paid to Telecom/ $34.95 paid to Ihug) Installation fee: $178.00 (paid to Telecom) 10 GB International traffic limit per month. The following excess data charges apply: 6 cents per MB between 4pm – 1am and 2 cents per MB between 1am – 4pm. NOTE: Ihug will bill any excess data charges. *Initial payment to Ihug is required. Please enclose a cheque made out to ‘Ihug’ for $34.95 when you return this application form.
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8th August 2016, 10:48 | #40265 |
HENCE WHY FOREVER ALONE
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11th August 2016, 21:38 | #40266 |
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Not sure why websites can't mirror the adverts that they display. Adblocks would be toast.
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11th August 2016, 22:57 | #40267 |
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Amazon Review of a 55 gallon barrel of "personal lubricant" by an actuary.
https://www.amazon.com/review/R3GM2O...0901&store=hpc
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11th August 2016, 23:36 | #40268 |
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Mom "asked the Lord" to send her daughter Georgia a husband who was "godly, kind, a great dad, and a good provider".
You won't believe what happened next.
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12th August 2016, 02:13 | #40269 | |
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12th August 2016, 08:43 | #40270 |
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many chortles were had
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12th August 2016, 14:57 | #40271 |
Frag-muff
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Review marked as helpful.
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12th August 2016, 23:39 | #40272 |
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Hmm, cannot be shipped to Portland.
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16th August 2016, 22:00 | #40273 |
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Kimchi Chronicles
I'm not sure why this was taken down. A lady's life story, cooking and Hugh Jackman. What's not to like.
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17th August 2016, 11:42 | #40274 |
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Welcome bacl chiQ after a year and a half of NZGames abandonment.
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17th August 2016, 20:05 | #40275 |
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no, I'm sure a script that checks for the existence of an obscure username and which, if the check fails, automatically creates that user and gives it admin privileges is a perfectly normal thing to have in header.php, I wouldn't worry about it
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22nd August 2016, 18:39 | #40277 |
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This whole NSA toolkit leak is interesting:
http://www.businessinsider.com.au/sn...a-files-2016-8 There are no doubt some gleeful hackers/psychopaths (at least those not already working for the government) out there right now.
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23rd August 2016, 16:53 | #40278 |
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My fellow number-nerds, have you divided 1 by 998 recently?
#BlameJohnCarmack
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23rd August 2016, 17:09 | #40279 |
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Vodasux. Why remove the red dot on voicemail function?
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24th August 2016, 17:26 | #40280 |
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