Random thoughts thread

[cEvin]

maynard james keenan?

no wait, bill hicks.

Originally Posted by dead goon

the only good thing about halloween is tim curry, bitches....

cEvin posted this last year, don't act like you don't know.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUhuPn8_d0Q

owned! had it on repeat all day

[Cyberbob]

if by recently you mean 13 years ago (1994)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Hicks

[?>Superman]

Originally Posted by Cyberbob

semi NSFW picture in this article.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...11&ito=newsnow

Is it wrong that i still think shes fuckin smokin'?

[cEvin]

Originally Posted by ?>Superman

Is it wrong that i still think shes fuckin smokin'?

Not so much wrong, more unsurprising.

[JP]

Originally Posted by Cyberbob

if by recently you mean 13 years ago (1994)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Hicks

Yeah I think my brain crosswired him and Richard Pryor so I thought their deaths were the other way around.

[?>Superman]

Originally Posted by cEvin

Not so much wrong, more unsurprising.

<3

[JP]

What happens when you call in sick on a stat day you're scheduled to work? I work in a call centre, which has like 2 slots for christmas for like 50+ staff, choice.

[Ashley]

Anybody have any experience with QMC Call Centre software? Tis driving me nuts.

[Draco T Bastard]

So, reading F A Hayek's Road to Serfdom again and the only conclusion I can come to is that democracy turns to dictatorship because most people tend to be authoritarian shmucks.

[Jonas Undrawing]

I really fucking hate Myspace. It's a good initiative. But fucking unbearable.

[FreddyK]

Whats up with the auto flushing toilets at Auckland Airport? You lean forward to whipe your ass and the thing flushes. Then you gotta manually flush it anyway because its got a shitty piece of paper sitting in it?

And whats the purpose of an auto flusher anyway? Its not like its more hygienic saving you from touching a dirty button because you've just whiped your ass!

[Jonas Undrawing]

Maybe not hygiene. Maybe the auto flusher thwarts the plans of those who like to leave trophies for the next guy to use the shitter.

[Lightspeed]

You lean forward to wipe your ass?

[tarzan007]

Originally Posted by Lightspeed

You lean forward to wipe your ass?

You don't??

[Helious]

Interesting you said that LS.

I don't either.

I changed the way I did it around the age of 21 after a discussion with a very very attractive lady.

edit: I just lift my scrotum and wipe from the front, more control this way.

[Jonas Undrawing]

lightspeed exits his stall, naked from the waste down, vaults one leg up on the wash basin, and splashes water and soap, sniffs, splashes more water and soap, sniffs again, until its all rosy.

[?>Superman]

Originally Posted by FreddyK

Whats up with the auto flushing toilets at Auckland Airport? You lean forward to whipe your ass and the thing flushes. Then you gotta manually flush it anyway because its got a shitty piece of paper sitting in it?

And whats the purpose of an auto flusher anyway? Its not like its more hygienic saving you from touching a dirty button because you've just whiped your ass!

hahaha, yeah but you're not touching other peoples shit-finger residue

[StN]

I haven't heard from Hooker for ages.

Whippy?

[cEvin]

foot flusher ftw.

also scrotum lift = wtf?

[Helious]

you love it

[Lightspeed]

Originally Posted by tarzan007

You don't??

Not to any great degree, no. Y'all reach round from behind or something? Or just fat bastards that hafta reach around your belly? Perhaps my tai chi skills give me super-ass wipin' powers.

[StN]

'sif I could lift all my junk with only one hand...

[FreddyK]

Originally Posted by Lightspeed

Not to any great degree, no. Y'all reach round from behind or something? Or just fat bastards that hafta reach around your belly? Perhaps my tai chi skills give me super-ass wipin' powers.

You mean you whipe your ass between your legs ... like a girl? ... I hope you remember to whipe from the front back

On a similar note, why dont they make toilet doors swing out (entry door not the cubicle doors). I mean, I just washed my hands nice and clean, and dried them under that blow drier and now I've gotta go and TOUCH THAT FILTHY FUCKING DOOR HANDLE!!!!!

[Lightspeed]

I've never observed girls on the toilet, so I wouldn't know how they wipe. Not my thing really. I'm more into tentacle rape myself.

[flic]

So you wipe your arse from between your legs, not with your arm behind you?? I've never heard of that before.

Do you have to wash your hands all the way up to your elbows to get the smeg off after your cock has rubbed all over it?

[Helious]

Originally Posted by flic

So you wipe your arse from between your legs, not with your arm behind you?? I've never heard of that before.

I just asked 3 guys and 4 girls how they do it.. majority do it my way -- from the front. 1 guy did it from the back.

Maybe this is something you should try and refine.

[Lightspeed]

Originally Posted by flic

Do you have to wash your hands all the way up to your elbows to get the smeg off after your cock has rubbed all over it?

I dunno what sort of guys you've encountered, but someone needs to tell you that it's not normal to have smeg on your cock.

But I have a tiny penis anyway, so it doesn't get in the way.

[Whiplash]

There was an extensive topic on this a while back -- wiping front to back and the like.

[Jodi]

I'm pretty sure you are meant to wipe away from genetalia to prevent infections and other nasty shit.

[?>Superman]

Wtf you mean you lift your scrotum up and wipe?! Nigga you got shit on your balls

I'm calling you shitballs from now on Helious~ :D

[blynk]

I'm a from the front guy too. I changed a number of years ago. Much easier and more convenient.

[Helious]

Originally Posted by ?>Superman

I'm calling you shitballs from now on Helious~

Aight, I'll try and paint the picture for you cuz.

You're sitting on the seat, doing ya bizzness. Ya finished, ya use your left hand(I'm right handed) to lift ya sack. Then with ya right hand you wipe, front to back, drop paper -- re-spool, then front to back, etc rinse and repeat.

The last wipe will be a back to front wipe to ensure maximum wipage.

Try it bro. It's a lot more comfortable and convenient.

Straight.

And remember one thing. There is no right or wrong, as long as the desired effect is achieved. I just think it's better my way.

I've tried 3 methods. When I was younger I used to stand and reach around. Then in my teens I lifted and reached. Then when I was around 21 I was sitting drinking red wine with Felisha one day(nz aerobic champ) and she told me how she did it. Seated, front to back, front to back, front to back, then back to front, front to back -- finished.

It's much better.

[Azmodan]

Originally Posted by Helious-

Aight, I'll try and paint the picture for you cuz.

We'd rather you didnt eh shitballs

[Helious]

ftr I'm horribly drunk right now

My picture may be somewhat blurred

[Sp0nge]

shes a girl
so youre wiping your ass like a girl.

im right handed, so i shift my weight to the left, and reach from the side....
no shitty balls for me, thank you very much.

[smudge]

Why is it that someone who kills another with an axe, is an "Axe-murderer". But someone who kills another with a gun or a car, isn't a "Gun murderer", or "Car murderer"? Why are Axes singled out in this manner?

[Rince]

Originally Posted by Sp0nge

shes a girl
so youre wiping your ass like a girl.

im right handed, so i shift my weight to the left, and reach from the side....
no shitty balls for me, thank you very much.

I had to think quite hard while reading this thread.... thinking "HTF do *I* do it?!?!?" then I read this post and realised I think this is how I do it too..... I think.

It's all so automatic.....



oh yeah - while on the subject: How do blind people know when they are fully wiped clean?

[Jonas Undrawing]

they use their heightened sense of ..... taste.

[SpaceCowboy]

Originally Posted by smudge

Why is it that someone who kills another with an axe, is an "Axe-murderer". But someone who kills another with a gun or a car, isn't a "Gun murderer", or "Car murderer"? Why are Axes singled out in this manner?

i assume because murdering someone with an axe takes a lot more effort, and hence, is a lot more premeditated and violent.

[Draco T Bastard]

http://www.counterpunch.org/avnery10162007.html

An Israeli's view of the Palestinian/Israel issue.