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6th May 2004, 14:56 | #42 |
Bobo Fettish
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Hidden in a limerick huff
Cookie said she was tough So boys, don't tease Don't use anal-eze Because this girl likes it rough Last edited by Whiplash : 6th May 2004 at 14:57. |
6th May 2004, 14:58 | #43 |
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this one goes out to therm.
There once was a guy with his girl, whos dad gave her necklace of pearl, it got in her hair, but she didnt care, it made for a good N.Z.G. Url. |
6th May 2004, 14:59 | #44 |
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Katalyst eventually left
When hit up about all his theft With the money he ran Till Fair Go foiled his plan And left him of all hope bereft |
6th May 2004, 15:04 | #45 |
The Lord of the Dragons
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There once was a site called goatse.
The site caused some controversy. The stretched ass site was pulled down. By the Christmas Island domain clowns. But you can still Google the gallery. |
6th May 2004, 15:07 | #46 |
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One night Cookie was in #NZGames
She perhaps should've been a bit more tame Trigger said 'Anals where it's at' She said 'Ooo yuk I don't do that' And things haven't been quite the same. |
6th May 2004, 15:09 | #47 |
SHG
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An image we all like to mock:
"Juju alone on a rock" But for all the hours wasted All the images pasted Still no pic of CCS' cock. |
6th May 2004, 15:12 | #48 |
I have detailed files
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One for Perfk and the nice Russian lady...
There once were some NZG chicks
Who took digital avatar pics With their boobies out The pics got about From caches on various disks |
6th May 2004, 15:16 | #49 |
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while all this discussion of anal
is nearing the limits of banal to perform such a trick within a limerick is nothing short of quite painful |
6th May 2004, 15:21 | #50 |
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There's a group at which we all like to scoff
Some laugh so hard that they cough Some said 'It's a mope' Others cried 'Don't be a dope' Until Torka piped up, A Roffle of Goths |
6th May 2004, 15:22 | #51 | |
Stunt Pants
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6th May 2004, 15:23 | #52 | |
SHG
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And Trigger worked hard to inspect 'em Oh we laughed and we cried And the hours flew by As Cookie defended her rectum. |
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6th May 2004, 15:27 | #53 |
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Cookie said that's definately a no go.
But the pleasures Trigger did try to show. She said, Bahamut Won't go near my butt So we introduced her to Rocco. |
6th May 2004, 15:55 | #55 |
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Based on a true story
"Too much Net, not work" they said
I'd pulled over 180 meg I set Show Pictures to null 18 months its worked well (But still switch 'em on for Photoshop threads) Last edited by ~~kj : 6th May 2004 at 15:57. |
6th May 2004, 16:12 | #56 |
SHG
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This thread is completely brilliant. Big ups seen-my-keys
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6th May 2004, 16:16 | #57 |
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*bows*
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6th May 2004, 16:18 | #58 |
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A post I'd made was quite obscene
Looking back it should not have been I thought: nothing to fear I'll click this button here But the edit limit was fifteen |
6th May 2004, 16:21 | #59 |
SHG
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Work habits are going all wonky
I'm concerned that my boss thinks I'm shonky You see how I'm torn, Should I work? Or watch porn? Yes, it's back to the chick with the donkey |
6th May 2004, 16:21 | #60 |
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After all the other posts were read
it was time to contribute instead typed out my reply and then let it fly but - fuck! - i had just clicked 'new thread' |
6th May 2004, 16:32 | #61 |
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A certificate of acheivement has been awarded to:
Simon, Badnova, Pepsi, Spoon1, STN. Haha, made me LOL. Certificate of participation for: Gerbs, Rabble. EDIT: P.S. Rabble is a girl? I never knew. *makes note to disregard rabbles opinion in the future* Last edited by seen-my-keys? : 6th May 2004 at 16:34. |
6th May 2004, 16:33 | #62 |
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The quality of threads Spacecowboy said had degraded
The posters had become quite jaded Along came seen-my-keys and said 'Limericks please' Seen-my-keys you should be congratulated |
6th May 2004, 16:45 | #63 |
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It seems all the posts had degraded-
There was no one new to be spaded. So instead they tease cookie, about how she likes nookie, their hopes of buttsex not yet faded. |
6th May 2004, 16:54 | #64 |
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Post by a porn star was upending
normal conversational blending was this porn star a freak? or a tard? both; it was Therm gender bending |
6th May 2004, 16:55 | #65 |
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haaha, nice.
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6th May 2004, 16:57 | #66 |
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All you limerickers are win
you come up with lines when pricked with a pin you blow me away thats not easy to say this is the end of mine so FIN! (I still suck) |
6th May 2004, 17:03 | #67 |
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Back to the pluckster
Ol' Pluck came to NZG for advice
A load on her face was his vice But his love life it sank From Bukakke to Wank Now even fat chicks won't look at him twice |
6th May 2004, 17:05 | #68 | |
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'your limerick lines, they are stinking' but that last rhyme shows that it is time: abandon ship, quick, it is sinking |
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6th May 2004, 17:35 | #69 |
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They all say I like 'em so young
But with young one's the best's yet to come 'Extreme' had it right 'Little Girls' are so tight So I feed them all with my love rum. |
6th May 2004, 18:51 | #70 |
SLUTS!!!!!!!
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There was a clan of Orphans from Hades
Who thought they were all the bee's knees But along came Clan Hurricane And did dub the Orphans insane Then promptly took Bloodrain 1 with great ease |
6th May 2004, 19:27 | #71 |
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Pepsi wrote a lim'rick about me
It's true the net at work I no longer see It was cunts and also dicks in the thread 'post your pics' that made me as sad as only cEv can be. |
6th May 2004, 19:43 | #72 |
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With thread-picking, back-alley surgeons
These forums are no place for virgins Rocco is king He invades woman's rings while his load from their mouths is emergin' |
6th May 2004, 19:56 | #73 |
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I like to ask "Is She Hot?"
I can't help but ask it a lot I know it is sad When I see pics I'm glad Cause I'd hit it, even when not. |
6th May 2004, 20:01 | #74 |
Dee Hast Mish
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It's obvious for all you to see
I'm a bag of chips AND a cup of tea For it has yet to be said as there's too much reference to 'head' This thread, yes, it is ALL ABOUT ME! |
6th May 2004, 20:16 | #75 |
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I'm a man cricketers love to hate
Blinded by shafts of light from my balding (but only slightly mind you) pate I am a legend, I rule I'm uglier than Styris too I found Black Caps form, but it's too late. |
6th May 2004, 20:19 | #76 |
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So, Quint lent his mate a mobo
But he couldn't get it back from a dumb ho To add fuel to the fire The lass was named 'InDarkDesire' She's pregnant too...next time, swallow. |
6th May 2004, 20:21 | #77 |
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There once was a man named fobski
he played bf:V(battlefield vietnam) and was bossy then rep came along and saw fob was not strong so he gave him a kniving or 7. We all say nzgs 1337 where we say lame things till defeat which is when we log off saying we've got a cough and come back when the threads disappered Last edited by Inferno : 6th May 2004 at 20:23. |
6th May 2004, 20:30 | #78 |
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Jim Bolger I fucked up the arse
My political reign was a farce I was still better than Clarke as a whole That masculine voiced ugly mole But my career went downhill quite fast. |
6th May 2004, 20:37 | #79 |
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Rince oh Rince, the prince of riding coattails
Devoid of skill but full of tales When the lift of lag on a good day had begun Rince pretended he had problems and decided to run Deciding a TRUE champion the next time.. fails |
6th May 2004, 20:44 | #80 |
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Jenny Shipley? Chris Harris? They're all coming out of the woodwork now.
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