Golf - The bad way.....

[T1T4N]

Today it was one of my mates smart ideas to wagg school and have a round of gold, so why not golf can't be to bad....wellllll

It was a pretty interesting game of golf, we managed to do 14 out of the 18 holes :P

the bad thing is we were taking to the greens with our clubs and managed to snap the 9th hole flag in half?!(why we did this I still don't know)

and when taking to the 14th hole the green keeper done us, took us to the office rang the cops.

We got arrested for intentional damage, photos taken and finger prints done. We managed to wreck 9/14 of the greens(not that bad)

1st offence so we get diversion(no record) but have to goto court pay a fine that we don't know how much it will be and have a tresspassing notice against us.

Oh btw Vampyro won't be on the comp because he got grounded from his comp :P (I have yet to tell my olds ekkk)

well so much for the big post :P(still wondering what the fuck I was thinking when doing this) I guess it deserves us right errr

you would think the cops would have something better to do though then busting kids for damaging greens :P

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Losers always Whine about their best, Winners go home and fu*k the prom queen
John Mason (Sean Connery)
The Rock



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[T1T4N]

errr that wasn't meant to be a smily on the topic :P

[[Lifter]]

You poor, poor bastard, i've had run-in's with golf courses too(played CTF at about 1am with the flags). Turns out the green's are really expensive. :/

[Shoyu]

wish u luck :P

[Fatty]

lol@lifter, Me and a mate played CTF as well, only it was more like 3am, and we captured all the flags and took em home in his car. We then proceeded to put onscene pictures on them and returned them later that morning at about 5 am

Fuck we were shattered in the morning.

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"I will only complicate you. Trust in me and fall as well" - Tool, Sober




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[^Deacon^]

Titan, u my friend are a larakin




good luck wit da pigs

[[Lifter]]

Ahahaha yeah we took a couple with us too, also there was this fucked looking thing on the golf course, looked like a mirv grenade, so we took that too. I bet the golf players were pretty puzzled in the morning to find Ryu`o_o, oOalienOo, BLAiR`o_o etc.. written in the sandbanks.. :>

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[Acid Fang]

shame..
the other guyz did it right..
if ur gonna do such *bad* things, do it at night
ur not that good to be doing it in the day
u need more teaching young padawan..

hehe
bah ill fuck up now.

[-Jin-]

Try "CTRS - capture the real-estate signs"

quite amusing when drunk but when wake up with 15 realesate signs in room u wonder wtf these come from.

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Your time is near at hand.
Fuck with me and your time will be now.

eviljin^^

[Fatty]

hahha, once we got pissed on that kristov shit and went around capturing peoples shrader valve caps from car tyres, at the end of the night i had about 2 handfuls in my pocket man that was cool, except one truck, we took off a cap on this huge semi-trailer, and air started pissing out. Of course being pissed and all, we just ran away. The next morning the tyre was flat.

What a sad story

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"I will only complicate you. Trust in me and fall as well" - Tool, Sober




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[Russian]

eheheh things.....

Titan u vandal , golf sux, its only for rich/drunk people

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"The cops would take us in, if they had enough room in their Phat Paddy Wagon..."

[VAMP]

ehehhehe what a day

GETTING ARRESTED FOR PLAYING GOLF

haherhharhhrahr

well was fun well it lasted i guess

P.S. well da parents not here who are they to know if i on comp or not.

good golfing game golfers, just don't play at Ascot in CHCH may be a few putting problems

good day people.

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well ,well ,well it was you after all

[diGriz]

Told your olds yet T1T?

[^Deacon^]

fuck off russian,
golf is good

[Russian]

sif

[BillHague]

Golf owns me

its the supreme way for plaid wearing corprate fat-cats to go and relax without having to worry about communism, russians or syphillis

They're all very similar things don't you know.

[Russian]

sif (II)

[SHift]

golf 0wns j00 all

shame russian
you wana be home fag

sif

[Azmodan]

sif (III)
dont be meanies to russian
he is coolios

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I aM a nice man

[BillHague]

That may be, but sif he is as cool as Vanilla Ice

Rice Rice gravy...



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[silva^]

Titan your a dumb fuck, show some respect.

[T1T4N]

Was just trying out happy gilmore stylez :P

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Losers always Whine about their best, Winners go home and fu*k the prom queen
John Mason (Sean Connery)
The Rock

[DRa1N]

On the green?

[[Lifter]]

silva^ you never have anything nice to say.
If that's what happens when you get old remind me to kill myself. D:

[Azmodan]

Nar, it gets worse, look at Digriz :/


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I aM a nice man

[[Lifter]]

/wrists

[Azmodan]

/wrists
Oh I get it now :/
hrmm


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I aM a nice man

[diGriz]

Fuck yeah. You seriously don't want to get old. Before you know it, you have kids and they're getting in trouble and trashing golf courses

[Azmodan]

smirk snigger

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I aM a nice man

[[Lifter]]

You have kids that trash golf courses? You worthless excuse for a parent. :/

[diGriz]

Nah I trash the golf courses, but it is because I'm a shit golfer, not a vandal

Still wanna know if you've told your parents yet titan

[silva^]

I'm not old, i'm only 17, maybe its just because I have a bit more common sense, or maturity than certain people.

[[Lifter]]

Only 17? Holy shit, I thought you were like 38 or something!!
Where's the fun in having common sense when you're a teenager? *hugs* s'ok !! go write your nick in the sandbanks! You'll feel much better. !

[Russian]

whoa, i thought silva was a twisted old man

[Azmodan]

If I had been around tfers as long as he has
i'd be bitter and twisted as well :/


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I aM a nice man

[T1T4N]

I'm not gonna tell them now :P
(I think they know though)

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Losers always Whine about their best, Winners go home and fu*k the prom queen
John Mason (Sean Connery)
The Rock

[silva^]

heh correct az

[sandz69]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Fatty:
hahha, once we got pissed on that kristov shit and went around capturing peoples shrader valve caps from car tyres, at the end of the night i had about 2 handfuls in my pocket man that was cool, except one truck, we took off a cap on this huge semi-trailer, and air started pissing out. Of course being pissed and all, we just ran away. The next morning the tyre was flat.

What a sad story

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How awesome are you.

[Andy]

last time i played at ascot, there was me and two of my mates and we opnly payed for one person, and this old fag man with his bitch and sex toy daughter (bet he rapews her) sick old man, narked on us and that asian guy from the pro shop was standing at the end of the 9th, so we did the bolt over that 9 foot barbed wire fence and jumped into my mates car fuck it was a laugh all these golfing types were staring at us...


oh and sandz PLEASE just go away
nobody cares or wants to care about what you have to say...