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12th January 2004, 22:21
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a question for those that bought real christmas trees
Hello.......
Just wondering what you guys/gals did with you're tree to "dispose" of it ? preferably i don't want to just throw it on somone elses property or on the street. |
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12th January 2004, 22:25
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we buy plastic christmas trees, in a reflection of the fake heathen celebration of material items that christmas has become.
plus its a bitch cleaning up al the little green stick leaf thingies |
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12th January 2004, 22:27
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burrrrrrrrrrrn it
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12th January 2004, 22:28
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Mate, feed, kill, repeat
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Chop it up and save it for firewood when the Y2K bug hits us.
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12th January 2004, 22:49
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Chop it. Store it. Burn it in winter.
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12th January 2004, 23:01
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Set it on fire and throw it over the neighbours fence.
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13th January 2004, 00:24
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Set fire to the Tree, label yourself as Satan Claws and wreak havoc through the nearest Orphanage or Salvation Army while screaming like a pirate.
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13th January 2004, 09:39
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haha all very funny!
i need a real solution  ... otherwise tonight i'll just take it outside and dump it somewhere.... do the council take these away hmm... |
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13th January 2004, 11:09
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Hire a wood chipper....about $65 for a day....a bit pricey for one tree...but if your section needs a good tidy up then this might be the answer....then you can spread it like a mulch on your gardens.
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13th January 2004, 11:19
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just hiff it out your back door and forget about it.
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13th January 2004, 11:34
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SHG
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Mine's sitting behind the garage as winter firewood.
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13th January 2004, 11:41
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leave it there for next christmas
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13th January 2004, 11:43
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Bobo Fettish
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Throw it into the path of an oncoming truck. When the truck hits the tree, run out screaming "PINEY!! PIIIIINE-EEEEEY!!!"
Claim that the tree is/was the reincarnation of your grandfather and sue the truck driver for post-death-murder. Use the money to buy a plastic tree for next year. |
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13th January 2004, 11:44
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You can take it the dump in Happy Valley and probably dispose of it as "greenery".
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13th January 2004, 11:45
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Quote:
You guys need "It's too fucking hot" batteries to save up the good weather for when you need it. |
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13th January 2004, 16:54
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Mate, feed, kill, repeat
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climb to the top of it and see if you get a 1-up
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