- Sleep toots.
- The taste of lube. (YICK!!$$@)
- Snoring.
- Fat people.
- Picking up the box of Shapes to be greeted with "Open Other End" EVERY SINGLE TIME@!$!$!@!@!!!
- Mushrooms.
- Gold.
- Undisciplined children.
- Being groped by randoms.
- Cigarettes.
- Periods.
- Moths.
- Clowns.
- Kevin Bacon.
- Agressive voice-overs on clearance sale ads.
- Distance.
- Condoms.
- Feminists.
- Women who expect to be treated like princesses purely because they are female.
- People calling me "Col", "Cauliflower", and "Colliewobbles".
- Misconceptions.
- People who can't spell, even if it's spelt correctly in the post directly above them.
- The fact that once a bra size goes above a D cup, the straps become thicker and uglier!@$!#$!#$ I like thin straps DAMNIT!@$!
Theres about a million more, but that's all that comes straight into my head...