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Sporks
plastic toothpicks
console port games
ppl who squeeze the toothpaste from the middle
sleeping in the wet spot
pixel burn
ax instead of ask
"f" instead of "th"
McD's
pubic hair on the soap
sun glare on the screen
hickeys ... (teenage grrls from the Hutt covered in thembeing number one)
smilies in emails
spam
Bic pens that have ink in them but dont fucken work
disposable razors
tight white pants
visible g-strings (see above)
excessive body builders
"Bennifer"
gossip mags/tv shows/tv channels
that last bit of chilli sauce that you cant get out of the bottle
fake cream
fake orgasms
George W Bush
ppl looking at pr0n on my pc
huffers and drunks in Cuba/Manners mall
being mocked for having the "southland burr"
purity tests
what "insert redundant item/movie/person here" are you tests
that not enough ppl celebrate international talk like a pirate day
boy racers
drunk drivers
braindead stoners
mullets
bigots
anal retention
the term tweenagers or tweens
tween smokers
movie ticket prices
paper cuts
microsoft
meat that isnt (Bacon: ingedients 56% pork...WTF?)
pedantic spellers
zealots and narrow mindedness
ethnic classifications
psychometric testing
that every online give-away/contest is U.S residents only
that price of eggs
inhaling insects
horizontal rain
driving in cars left in the sun all day
starbucks
burnt/overextracted coffee (see above)
kids with no respect for authority
pokemon
fish n chips cooked in animal fat
ants (smelly fuckers...who eat my chilli sauce!!!)
the foreshore debate
"war" on terrorism
ppl who cry at funerals of ppl they didnt know/like
high school clicks
loosing my virginity at 15
that I smoke
windows that cant be cleaned on the outside
ppl who dont flush
shower mould
soap scum
ppl who cant look you in the eye when talking to you
ppl who hate everything
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