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True story cuz.
Got on the piss in a uni dorm, as you do.
Anyway, got to that critical turning point where people start throwing up, got my shoes thrown up on by a mate so i pushed him into his puke (hey... fairs fair). Anyway, mission to the toilet to grab a towel or some shit to clean up my airforce ones, open the door <BAM> passed out nakkid chick on the toilet, i kinda semi freak out! Wooooah! mate comes around the corner all 'Caaaaaaaarnt you pushed.... what the fuck?!?!?!' We stood there for a good 5 mins before deciding we needed someone with more vagina to deal with the situation.
Later that week i macked her, good work all round really.
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