[Lylmik]

Originally posted by pluck
So who here who likes fucking girls? These days it seems girls are so eager to have sex, at least that's how it is for me.
I was hanging out in a bar, having a beer, when this 19-year old comes up and asks me if I would like to go home with her and her blonde friend. I thought "fucking ah, I'm getting some sex at last", you know. So I got out a piece of paper and wrote down my MSN handle. Can't wait for her to message me.
I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!