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Originally Posted by Helious
i refer to it as DisgraceBook
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I remember when 'facebook' meant hitting someone in the face with a book. Good times.
In fact, now that people assume you mean some homo social networking bullshit when you say 'facebook', you can ask them "Would you like to see
my facebook?". They always say yes, and it's always hilarious.
Because you hit them in the face with a book.
I prefer to use a bible. But I will settle for a hard-back physics text book.
If you don't have a book handy, you can ask them if they'd like to see your 'myspace', or 'bebo'. These of course are euphemisms for 'penis'
Which you them hit them in the face with.
You might need to stand on a chair for this one. Especially in an office setting, where people are not inclined to lean over so their faces are at crotch height.
Now, I know you're terribly eager to try this for yourself, but don't get too excited and confuse yourself. You don't want to end up trying to slap their penis with your face. Boy, I'll never live
that down!