[Simon]

Originally posted by pluck
I'm having the worst week starting last saturday.

First I have girl problems

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If you're new around here, and if the words "girl problems" in a post from pluck don't set alarm bells ringing, you need to be brought up to speed quickly, before you do something silly like asking for details or offering advice.

Please complete the following readings:

Pluck's girlfriend hates him. She loves him. She has an abortion because she hates/loves him. Hilarity ensues.

Pluck is concerned that his girlfriend keeps his existence a secret from her parents. Pluck spends $1000 dollars trying to resolve this situation via SMS. Hilarity ensues.

Boy meets girl. Boy loses girl. Boy regains girl. Boy attempts to deposit tadpole milkshake on girl's pretty face. Boy loses girl. Hilarity ensues.