This is my favourite so far:
...and then this:
Quote:
JAIL EPIPHANY.
Schmitz’s biography is the stuff of local tabloid legend, beginning with his arrest six years ago for allegedly hacking into corporate computer systems and stealing telephone calling-card numbers.
Schmitz spent several months in pretrial detention, an experience that inspired him to try using his skills to make a legal profit. “That’s where I decided to use my knowhow and skills to become the world’s most successful businessman,” says Schmitz, with characteristic modesty.
He adds, “Wasn’t Hitler writing Mein Kampf while being arrested? Not that I like Hitler hehe, it’s just that strange people can have strange ideas while being arrested.” He punctuates the sentence with a smiley face.
| http://www.businessweek.com/stories/...d-be-tech-king
Ah, beautiful.
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