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Slothking 9th May 2001 22:13

heaven is a fragpipe
 
If I die before I wake
at least in heaven i can quake
cos right now on earth i cant do jack
without a whole bunch of hacked packs

now heaven would be a lpb
shafting ass all night long
and heaven would be just camping there
with Jesus having a bong

and if you dont believe in jesus
this is what we're gonna do
we'll camp in our base with rockets
and blow the shit out of you

singing

If I die before I wake
at least in heaven i can quake
cos right now on earth i cant do jack
without a whole bunch of hacked packs

now when most people think of heaven
they see them pearly gates
but when i got to heavens server
it's just like e1m8
so if you wanna come to my heaven
i know you're gonna like it lots
and everyone you know is welcome
except stigmata who fucking bots

singing

if I die before i wake
at least in heaven i can quake
cos right now on earth i cant do shit
without my trusty quad rocket

then i got to xtra quake
goddamn connection wont gimme a break
got the message - cant get in
they got a full server so i went to gen
im pissed, cos i got lag
and playing some dude whos a total fag
his name is smash, he uses bots
he had my fucking dude tied up in knots
well that was just bs, my frags were -7
but the night she is still young, its only half 11
you think i give a shit if i get no fucking sleep
got better ways to waste my time, than countin sheep
i ain't lame, i wont discharge
gonna frag ass like that cunt mirage
gonna frag ass cos my dick is large
gonna frag ass cos my dick is large

dick is large
dick is large
dick is large

h-h-h-heaven is a fragpipe

if i die before i wake
at least in heaven i can quake
cos right now on earth i cant do jack
without a whole bunch of hacked packs
h-h-heaven is a fragpipe

if i die before i wake
at least in heaven i can quake
cos right now on earth i cant do shit
without my trusty quad rocket

c Slothking 2001



bio-hazard 9th May 2001 22:27

*bows down to slothking*

i love you

Smoka 9th May 2001 22:49

ur a living lejend slothking

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Nuclear 9th May 2001 22:50

Although i have never listened to the real version of that song, Sloth, u are the king man!

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mr selfdestruct 9th May 2001 23:11

<FONT SIZE=5>FUCKING UBER MAD ELITE SONG HAXING QUAKE PIMPING STEEEEEEEEEZ!</FONT>

-Statik 9th May 2001 23:12

I FUCING HATE THAT *(@&#(*@#()@# FUCING SONG )(*@&#()*@&()#@#( )YHD*(UPOA&@J(*#&(@*# ARHG

shift suck my cock for that

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Ravage- 9th May 2001 23:13

that owns
if I ever hear that song again, those lyrics will be going through my head

Mazon 9th May 2001 23:13

phat song mate :}

Moose 10th May 2001 00:11

hahaha, shot :]

Scandalous 10th May 2001 09:34

RESPECT Sloth!!

wicked, boo-yaka-sha


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On any gibbs sunday;
you can win or you can lose, but, it's whether you can win or lose like a quaker that makes you a gamer.

triki 10th May 2001 11:31

stealing my lines motherfucker!

101%Afromonk 10th May 2001 13:14

both songs were gay soo who cares

PriQ 10th May 2001 15:54

Ooga Chaka! Ooga Chaka! Ooga Chaka! Ooga Chaka! Ooga Ooga Ooga Chaka!

Shity 10th May 2001 16:48

Quote:

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by bio-hazard:
*bows down to slothking*

i love you
</font>

YHEA yes thats right slothking



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I WilL GeT joo WiTh My Ugly StIck, Joo BeTTer RuN

Ηγ®™ερ 10th May 2001 17:22

you the fucking man$@!$!!#@#@!$#@!%$^%!@%^@

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DakahA 10th May 2001 18:07

ta

[alien] 10th May 2001 18:25

yes very nice slothy man

u own me

Nutter 10th May 2001 18:39

triki and SlothKing for president

-Statik 10th May 2001 19:21

Quote:

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Nutter:
triki and SlothKing for president </font>
nahhhh triki and alien and logik and dakaha and nuclear and bio hazard and nutter and well. :O



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-Volcom- 10th May 2001 19:29

no affence but i hate that heaven is a halfpipe song.
but slothy u come up with the L33TEST stuff man.

[alien] 10th May 2001 22:58

yea , and statik , add statik to that list

thanks statik for your support

i will icq u soon rory

[HedbangR] 11th May 2001 00:27

Quote:

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by 101%Afromonk:
both songs were gay soo who cares</font>
LOL 2 True



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You dont know me me, buT you dont like me. You say you care less how I feel. BUT how many of you ThaT siT and judge me, Have ever walked The sTreeTs of Paeroa.

sid 11th May 2001 01:30

agreed afro
nicely done, but both songs were indeed gay lol

triki 11th May 2001 10:07

whadya mean both songs? i can see only one there?

Hyper 11th May 2001 10:31

i just like totaly cracked up laughing so hardcore when i saw

"except for stigamate who fucking bots"

hahhahah that made me laugh so hard

thank you thank you thank you, i always need something to boost my self esteam

mr selfdestruct 11th May 2001 15:48

Yeah cos I'm always giving you shit at every opportunity Dinobot cos I think you're a twit

[alien] 11th May 2001 17:06

lol @!!!!

Hyper 11th May 2001 17:16

man i wish mr sd would like go away aye, hes really a pain in the ass.

Madman 11th May 2001 22:48

hehe we should all make that song using like sound recorder and stuff man that is stuff for the legends

Scandalous 11th May 2001 23:56

lets not and say we did

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On any gibbs sunday;
you can win or you can lose, but, it's whether you can win or lose like a quaker that makes you a gamer.

Aace 12th May 2001 00:16

your one scary mofo sloth

Nuclear 12th May 2001 00:22

coz we are all singers

Nutter 12th May 2001 12:43

omfg, quakers takin ova the world... whats goin to happen to the counrty??

Slothking 12th May 2001 15:04

thank you all for your support, comments
it took months of boring paper-runs to come up with that bitch

i say we record this song and trikis and make a 1337 quaking CD and put those and some other songs on it

Mazon 12th May 2001 15:38

mm yeh ok ill sing it, but what recording program, i think my default one can only record for 1 minute :

Madman 12th May 2001 17:27

lol @ sloth how about those quakehead songs ya know like camp the rl ( ), interstate quakesong and gibsaw there can be only one etc.???

Nutter 12th May 2001 19:50

LOL OMFG QUAKERS CD!! THAT WOULD SO OWN!!!

DeathRow 12th May 2001 19:57

fuck OPM sucks my cock

shot sloth now im gonna go elohel my cuz hahaha!

Slothking 12th May 2001 20:02

nutter: how bout we stick this on the cover

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GoD Robo 12th May 2001 20:09

Hehe
Slothy has my vote...!

They could even have an entire album...


You are the perfect gun, the perfect gun, the gun... (Perfect drug - Nine Inch Nails)


[This message has been edited by GoD Robo (edited 12 May 2001).]


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